I'm sitting on my big, red couch, typing this.
It's-a me, Maruigi! I am the complete, unstoppable fusion of THE Mario and Luigi, with buttons of stars and shoe strings of silver, I can not be stopped by anyone! Not even Bowser!
''Ey! Name''s Mario! I''m your main man! Your "rame-a-dame", Your can of "spaim"! *Gets punched.*