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« Reply #315 on: March 18, 2006, 01:32:04 AM »
Me: The game hasn't even begun yet, and even if it had, I wouldn't get booted off.
Daisy: Heh.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Kuromatsu

  • 黒松
« Reply #316 on: March 18, 2006, 08:59:37 AM »
Uh, I think its just a "foul" if you touch it with your hands, plus I like the name "football" better than soccer. It seems more reasonable.

I'd rather play Tennis

« Reply #317 on: March 18, 2006, 05:14:22 PM »
Me: Aw, no-one's playing. Ah, wait...
*A Kremling and a Toad appear out of a plot hole*
Daisy: Wahoo!
Me: Alright! Let's go!
*Starts playing soccer*
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Mr. Melee

  • DUUUUDES!!!
« Reply #318 on: March 18, 2006, 06:25:51 PM »
*pops in on a Yoshi who eats the ball* Whoops! Won't be getting that back. *hops in a kart with Yoshi and ride away* BTW, this pwns soccer, so let's race! Weeeeeeeeeee!
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

« Reply #319 on: March 18, 2006, 06:54:33 PM »
Hey, Mr.Melee, how'd that punch feel?
Most Wishy-Washy

Mr. Melee

  • DUUUUDES!!!
« Reply #320 on: March 18, 2006, 06:56:43 PM »
-_0 Wha? I don't understand. You never punched me. However, in case you want to, I'm not interested. *throws a bob-omb at dude677, whos blows up*
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

« Reply #321 on: March 18, 2006, 06:57:26 PM »
Psst...
Check the Vending Machine...
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Kuromatsu

  • 黒松
« Reply #322 on: March 18, 2006, 07:00:35 PM »
*looks at vending machine* Hey! free pop!

« Reply #323 on: March 18, 2006, 07:00:22 PM »
No, the topic Vending Machine.
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Mr. Melee

  • DUUUUDES!!!
« Reply #324 on: March 18, 2006, 07:04:42 PM »
Hey! Here comes a free IBC root beer! *drinks it and leaves just enough to make anyone behind him slip on the road* Eat my foamy contents!
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

Jman

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« Reply #325 on: March 18, 2006, 07:36:24 PM »
The Revenge of Luigi has been updated.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #326 on: March 19, 2006, 10:17:28 AM »
Yay! *rushes to lobby to get a copy* Thanks Jman, I'll return your draft after I'm finished reading the latest chapter! *skips happily away, up to room, and locks it, knowing he will come after her*
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #327 on: March 19, 2006, 10:47:21 AM »
The Mushroom Mage and I drowsily exit the elevator in our PJs and plop on the lobby couch.
Me: *grunt* Who would've thought two 15 year-olds and a dinosaur could snore so loudly? *pulls sleeping Link out of TMM's magic brief cace and cuddles up with the peaceful Hylian)
TMM: *snuggles with Link on the other side* I hope Zelda doesn't take this the wrong way.
Me: I hope we wake up before he does.
TMM: Good night, Koj.
Me: Good night, Mage.
Me and TMM: Good night, Link.
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #328 on: March 19, 2006, 10:49:30 AM »
*comes in the lobby and returns the draft* Hey Ko-WHAT??!?! *wakes up LInk* What are you doing here? You were supposed to be waiting by my room door, waiting to help me with the next chapter of the fanfic!
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #329 on: March 19, 2006, 11:00:36 AM »
I grab Link.
Me: No! He's our bed toy!
TMM: You know how wrong that just sounded?
Me: Not that kind of bed toy!  We just needed something to snuggle up with to get to sleep!
Link: Ladies!  Please!  You're gonna rip my arms off!
I let go of Link and heave an exasperated sigh.
Me: I knew something like this would happen!
TMM: You wanna get Ganondorf out of the brief case?
Me: *cringe* NO!
Regards, Uncle Dolan

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