Author Topic: Stupid responses (Read 5758 times)

Markio · « **on:** July 16, 2003, 12:55:28 PM »

OK, the point is to respond with a statement that makes no sense at all. I'll start(duh):

Don't you think waiters put to many pants in the phone booths?

Act your age, not your I.Q. Wait, what''s the difference?

Sapphira · « **Reply #1 on:** July 16, 2003, 01:03:36 PM »

That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.

Have a nice "trip"! See you next "winter"!

Hold your jets! (quote from my mom)

It's déjà vu all over again!

I could care less.

---Ah...gotta love those classic malapropian (I LOVE that word! ^_^) phrases... Tell me if you can see what's wrong with each...

Edited by - Sapphira on 7/16/2003 12:07:36 PM

Markio · « **Reply #2 on:** July 16, 2003, 01:20:52 PM »

Yeah, but you respond by making up a stupid sentence, like, ummm, "It depends on how big the pickle is compared to the uncle's cough drops".

Act your age, not your I.Q. Wait, what''s the difference?

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #3 on:** July 16, 2003, 01:24:13 PM »

"It's déjà vu all over again!"
That's a Yogi-ism

Edited by - Dr. Mario on 7/16/2003 12:24:58 PM

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #4 on:** July 16, 2003, 01:30:22 PM »

That's about as stupid as a screen door on a battleship.

Have a nice "trip"! See you next "fall"!

Cool your jets!

It's déjà vu all over again! Redundant

I couldn't care less.

Sapphira · « **Reply #5 on:** July 16, 2003, 01:30:23 PM »

Umm...Markio, there's a similar topic called "Mario Nonsense" in the story boards.

To be different from Mario Nonsense, I decided to use malapropisms instead of randomness. Malapropisms are funny! Tee hee! ^_^ ...And they fit as "stupid responses," so nya! ;P

One country I'd like to visit is Africa.

Sapphira · « **Reply #6 on:** July 16, 2003, 01:35:12 PM »

Yes, you're correct, Dr. Mario. Except you practically just repeated what I said about the screen door...so that's wrong...

Oh, and the "Hold your jets" thing is a malapropism (sorry I keep using that word, but I really LOVE it!) of "Cool your jets," as you said, and also "Hold your horses." ;P

Markio · « **Reply #7 on:** July 16, 2003, 01:53:11 PM »

You are different, just like everybody else.

Act your age, not your I.Q. Wait, what''s the difference?

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #8 on:** July 16, 2003, 02:36:45 PM »

Allright here's some more stupid responces:
-I'd rather eat cheese
-Why are we here anyway?
-Umm... I forgot
-Not that I'm stupid, but I'm stupid

This commemorates my 800th post!

jon · « **Reply #9 on:** July 16, 2003, 03:41:17 PM »

I have a stupid response!
Boyfriend Box.

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #10 on:** July 16, 2003, 05:54:05 PM »

*anime style trip*

-Roasted Doughnuts
-Have yourself a merry little Tuesday

Words of Wisdom: Enemies are just friends in reverse.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #11 on:** July 17, 2003, 03:47:53 PM »

I'll give 100 points to whoever can tell me where the word "malapropism" came from.

There. That should settle down those anti-math phreaks.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #12 on:** July 17, 2003, 04:01:27 PM »

mal-a-prop-ism n. 1. a confused use of words in which an appropriate word is replaced by one with a similar sound, but ludicrously inappropriate meaning [1840-50; after Mrs. Malaprop a character in Sheridan's The Rivals (1775)]

Edited by - Dr. Mario on 7/17/2003 3:03:53 PM

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #13 on:** July 17, 2003, 04:39:25 PM »

Nice use of a dictionary.

Scores

Dr. Mario: 100

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #14 on:** July 17, 2003, 05:35:54 PM »

Thank You.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #15 on:** July 17, 2003, 05:36:28 PM »

You're Welcome.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€

jon · « **Reply #16 on:** July 17, 2003, 05:37:23 PM »

Cheater.

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!

Sapphira · « **Reply #17 on:** July 17, 2003, 05:56:35 PM »

The first time I heard it was in Shakespeare's "The Merchant of Venice," freshman year. "Malapropism" is now deemed my favotire word. ;P

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #18 on:** July 17, 2003, 07:32:19 PM »

I'm not a cheater, I'm resourceful.

Edited by - Dr. Mario on 7/17/2003 7:48:26 PM

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #19 on:** July 17, 2003, 07:33:28 PM »

Hey how come the little smily thing didn't work?

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #20 on:** July 17, 2003, 07:35:14 PM »

Uh you have to check the box that says "Check here to use HTML in your message."....its right above the "Check here to include your profile signature." and "Check here to remember your details." boxes...

Itâ€˜s-a me, Marionut#1!

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #21 on:** July 17, 2003, 08:49:22 PM »

Thanks.
Could've sworn I checked that stupid box.

Markio · « **Reply #22 on:** November 22, 2003, 02:56:33 PM »

If you get hurt to miss work, it won't hurt to miss work.

And you get cash, which is just as good as money.

That place is always crowded, no one goes there anymore.

I don''t have a signature. So what? I doesn''t matter! HAHA! I''m Freee!

Yoshi zero · « **Reply #23 on:** November 22, 2003, 03:06:17 PM »

"Ponle pasta a la guagua"
~My father.

nintendo is sorry · « **Reply #24 on:** November 22, 2003, 03:07:34 PM »

Don't you find it ironic that Nintendo is a game-making company yet they make games everyday? Wow, if you think about, we're all apart off the human race!

Nintendo owns you.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #25 on:** November 24, 2003, 07:06:51 PM »

Why should I get AOL? I have a computer!

~The old America Online Commercial

She's drunk; it's funny!

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 11/24/2003 5:09:23 PM

TJOghost8 · « **Reply #26 on:** November 24, 2003, 07:12:47 PM »

I need to be reminded to remind.

They're always laughing... laughing at nothing.