I don't know why I'm posting this here, since it's real, but here goes:
BREAKING NEWS: The release date for Luigi Simpson's first Made-up Rumor is set for Febuary the 23rd, the exact same day the DS is out in Australia! The idea is set to be so wonderful, so fantastic, I-- uh, can't think of it yet.
''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''