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Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2006, 08:00:43 PM »
Cause Yoshi ate them all.

Why did you go to bed so late?
Regards, Uncle Dolan

Pt_Peach

« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2006, 08:38:27 PM »
Because the internet was acting up and I had to do homework!

Why are there Yoshi toys all over your floor!??!
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

GiftedGirl

« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2006, 11:43:23 AM »
I don't have any Yoshi toys! ... Oh, those Yoshi toys...

Why didn't you clean the toilet?!?!
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Mr. Melee

  • DUUUUDES!!!
« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2006, 04:38:21 PM »
Cause it cussed at me with its potty mouth!

Where are my tots? *gosh*
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

dude677

« Reply #19 on: March 09, 2006, 04:39:27 PM »
Hehe. I thought they were toilet paper, and...

Why did you get bad grades?
Most Wishy-Washy

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #20 on: March 09, 2006, 07:52:24 PM »
I don't get bad grades.  The teachers don't know a thing.

Where's the garbage?
Regards, Uncle Dolan

GiftedGirl

« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2006, 08:17:59 PM »
In... the... um... living garbage disposal... with a fuzzy face.

Why does that freakin' cat keep following you home???
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Ultima Shadow

« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2006, 08:49:10 PM »
Well, it's not because I swiped their cat food, okay?

Why on earth do I keep getting hit by books?
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #23 on: March 10, 2006, 10:59:20 PM »
Books hate you.

Why do I give silly answers?
Regards, Uncle Dolan

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #24 on: March 11, 2006, 04:06:52 PM »
Because a ninja samauri cyborg threatened you.

How did I lose my Xbox? It's too big to lose!
every

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #25 on: March 11, 2006, 10:18:47 PM »
X-box fanboys and Nintendo fanboys seem to share a bitter rivalry.

How could you prefer that over a nice sibling rivalry?
Regards, Uncle Dolan

Jman

  • Score
« Reply #26 on: March 11, 2006, 10:58:06 PM »
Because it's funny to see people at each others' throats over videogame systems. 

Wait, well, as long as no throat slashing was involved.


Why won't you give Peace a chance?
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

Pt_Peach

« Reply #27 on: March 11, 2006, 11:09:05 PM »
It was given a chance at the start of time! Why do you think there have been so many wars!

Why don't you go to sleep already?
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Jman

  • Score
« Reply #28 on: March 11, 2006, 11:10:45 PM »
Because the dance over at the hotel starts in about 5 minutes.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #29 on: March 12, 2006, 11:59:02 AM »
Where is your question?
Regards, Uncle Dolan
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