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General Chat / Re: Mario Bar

« on: June 04, 2003, 08:20:36 PM »

i write poetry, but most of it im not comfortable enuff to share. and i did write a couple of songs. all for me and my future band to play. thatll be fun! i cant wait to get a summer job. the only problem i have with it is that ITS SO FREAKIN HOT IN TEXAS! oh well. beggars cant be chosers ^_^

GO SPURS!

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General Chat / Re: Mario Bar

« on: June 02, 2003, 06:21:01 PM »

that was an awesome poem Sapphira! and now i present to you:
THE BEST PICK-UP LINES EVER! (really...the best)

I love you like a fat kid loves cake

are those pants from outer space, cuz your butt is out of this world!

OH SNAP!

FO SHIZZLE

.....gaaaahhhh! im going gansta! OMG! i just spelled gangster like gangsta! i really am goin gangsta! OH SNAP OFF DA HIZZY FO SHIZZY!

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General Chat / Re: Mario Bar

« on: June 01, 2003, 12:53:45 PM »

how about this:

Screw all of yall

THE END

2 seconds! beat that!

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General Chat / Re: Mario Bar

« on: May 29, 2003, 03:22:04 PM »

good thing that caps lock thing is over, but i had it worst by far! i mean, look at my name for cryin out loud! uh...oh...the radiation is taking effect...i...i think...i think that truck is alive, you guys might think im crazy, but that truck is trying to kill me...i mean, its following me like its trying to kill me...you guys might think im out of my mind, but that truck is following me...i think that truck is trying to kill me...

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« on: May 26, 2003, 08:36:16 PM »

aHHhhHHHH!!1! It'S bACK AGAIn! JUST GO ON WITHOUT ME!

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« on: May 23, 2003, 04:50:37 PM »

I'M SPECIAL BECAUSE I GET CANDY!!!!!

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General Chat / Re: Mario Bar

« on: May 21, 2003, 08:33:16 PM »

TipeOS oUr FUn!1!!1

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General Chat / Re: Mario Bar

« on: May 19, 2003, 05:11:51 PM »

In my opinion, matrix 2 and X2 are equally cool. comparing them to their predecesors, X2 is WAAAAAAAAY better than X-MEN (i agree with CW, since i am also partial to marvel, its the best marvel movie ive ever seen, BAR NONE!) As for Matrix 2, its not as good as the first one. the action/special effects/fight scenes are WAAAAAY better than the first one, but the story/acting were not as good as the first one. It just didnt make you think as much as the first one did. the original matrix was a perfect mix of drama and special FX and good fighting, matrix 2 is mosty fighting & SFX. and the s e x scene in matrix 2, WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT?!?!?!?! it didnt need to be in the first one, so why should it be in this one. overall
X2: REALLY GOOD! but you need to see X1 in order to understand some stuff
MATRIX 2: ALSO GOOD! but if you did not absolutely LOVE the first one and havnt seen it a million times and understand it (or at least what can be understood) you WILL NOT like this one.

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!

Edited by - LORD_DUKE on 5/19/2003 4:14:06 PM

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General Chat / Re: Mario Bar

« on: May 18, 2003, 01:55:26 PM »

hey guys, im back again...i was...um...doin stuff. ive been to the movie thearters alot lately so its been great fun...hangin out with my friends...doin alot of crappy homework...checkin out the honeys...yep...good times...good times...
oh yes, and thank you, Luigison, for explaining to Sapphira what "IN DA HIZZAY FO SHIZZAY" means a couple boards back (109 to be exact)...

Edited by - LORD_DUKE on 5/18/2003 12:57:05 PM

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General Chat / Re: Mario Bar

« on: May 13, 2003, 03:55:14 PM »

YO YO YO, LORD_DUKE IN DA HIZZAY FO SHIZZAY!!

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General Chat / Re: Mario Bar

« on: May 08, 2003, 07:03:58 PM »

Here ya go ^_^
Anyways, I...have...nothing to tell anyone...wow. this is like...the first time i never had anything to say...oh yeah! Im gonna get a bass guitar soon! Im so happy! then ill get to...do stuff...yeah!

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General Chat / Re: Mario Bar

« on: May 05, 2003, 09:30:23 PM »

Kids over here in Texas (or atleast the small percentage of them that go to my school) are a little of both. mort are accepting, but then you have your usual jerks. Like this one kid, he...never mind, youve probably dealt with kids like that all the thyme. well, anywayz *gets up on top of bar* ITS MY BARFDAY TODAY! THE BIG ONE-FIVE, w00t! 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 1515 15 15 1 51 5 15 1 5 15 1 5 15 15 151.5.15.1.5.5.1.5 1.5 5.1 5.1515.15  ok ok ok ok ok let drink soy sauce and whisk away our worries!!! IM NOT WEARING PANTS!!! *collapse*
CW:woah...too much cake...

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General Chat / Re: Mario Bar

« on: May 04, 2003, 03:22:39 PM »

Uh...as the bartender for today, I don't think you guys should get married in a bar...I mean, come on! At least have SOME class! Ever heard of a freakin chapel?!?!?1 Besides, she doesnt come here anymore, so...yeah.

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General Chat / Re: Mario Bar

« on: May 03, 2003, 02:11:40 AM »

sorry I havnt been here guys...uh pretzles and coke for everyone! MY B-DAY IS ON MONDAY! w00t! Jeez, im gone for one day and this board pops up 2 more pages! and everyones bored! im tired...its 3:05! break a bone and soot my dog! its mr. winklesteen! BWA HA HA HA! my friend is asleep! ill go poke him! cake is good, especially with the right amount of ketchup! Im prolly gonna go play "DBZ: budokai" now! have you ever eatin a peice of cheese that wasnt cheese, but it was like oatmeal? what? i dont know! i cant...uhhhhhhhh *falls on top of bar*

CW: that was wierd...
Sapphira: you wanna get him off the floor?
CW: naw...just leave him there...

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General Chat / Re: Mario Bar

« on: April 29, 2003, 08:38:27 PM »

YAY! Cherries! Can you deal with that! no! you cant! Carol needs a new job! What is going to happen to her? Will she
start living in the richness that is life? Or will she start living
in the crappiness that is a cardboard box? Who can decide? Why we
can! Yes! That means you! Who? Don't make me repeat myself. It goes
on like a sparrow song! I need a shower! KACHU! Order the new (that also means improved!)
and improved SACK RACER 3000! Grease monkey never looked so good!!$! Order one TONOW!^!!

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