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Forum Games / Re: Mario D20
« on: August 10, 2002, 06:22:21 PM »
Wario picked up Mario's body and stuffed it itno his overalls. Wario escaped pantsless and carrying Mario's body with him for with him. He would have it preserved, and forever it would be his "multi-functional" trophy. Now then, is there anyone preventing me from leaving the castle?

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Forum Games / Re: Mario D20
« on: August 10, 2002, 06:19:10 PM »
He was already turgid from his encounter with Mario's brilliant soldier, and lept upon Peach with all the fury he had felt at Mario's hands all these years. He turned her over and stared down greedily at her backside, knowing that within moments it would be all his, nothing capable of seperating them. He crawled backwards a few inches, only to thrust forward with a violence he had never expirienced before. He fell upon her, ferociously humping as though his life depended upon it, as thought it was the reason he was placed on this earth. As we all know, Wario is a warped version of Mario, so certain aspects of Wario were twisted to represent this (Mousthache, shoes). This included his *****, which was corkscrew shaped to prolong penetration during ejaculation. Wario found himself shreiking "Oh this is it! This is greater than a 1,00 treasure chests!" He'd never felt so alive, and Peaches screams of abject terror only spurred him on more ferociously. As hard as he tried, he could only hold back for a few moments longer, until finally it all came rushing out in a purple river of streaming, sticky rage that finally buried his year-long rivalry with Mario. He had killied Peach in the proces, and a few more blows to the head finished Mario. Now that all witnesses had been eliminated, Wario turned his eyes upon Mario...

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Forum Games / Re: Mario D20
« on: August 10, 2002, 06:11:04 PM »
Wario stared mockingly at them, naked and vulnerable. The irony made Wario laugh aloud. Not only was Mario going to meet his end at the hands of his mirror opposite, he would be nude and defensless the entire time. And then not only would the castle and Mario's treasures be his, but Wario would have the pleasure of slaughtering him and the princess, nude and...inviting. Wario had never been gay, but he couldn't help but be strangely arroused at Mario's stangely proportioned nude body. His fat italian manhood beckoned to Wario, hypnotizing him. Wario was speechless at his newfound desires, and after an awkward silence Mario noticed the staring. "Hey Wario, are you gonna' kill me or just ogle me all day, [bundle of sticks]?" This was too much for Wario. He had a mission, and he wouldn't let a few homo***ual fanatasies end his oppurtunity. He pounced upon the bed. After swiflty punching Mario in the temples and off the bed, he lept upon Princess Peach. Mario was in too much pain to move or speak, and could only stare on helplessly as Wario had his way with Peach. Wario, as though he had practiced for years, tore away his violet overalls in one well timed pull, revealing a phallus to rival Mario's.

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Forum Games / Re: Mario D20
« on: August 10, 2002, 06:03:03 PM »
Wherezz arez you? Forget it, I'll play with myself:

Wario runs up to the inner chambers of the castle, owned and proprieted by The Mushroom kingdoms most famous hero, Mario! Now is Wario's chance for the revenge he's longed for after all these years! AS Wario ran up the torchlit spire to the main tower as fast as his tiny legs could carry him, all he could think about would be the sweet sweet revenge he would have after he cut Mario's ridiculous Wap-deygo mousthace off. At long last, he came upon a door. Not even bother to try the doorknob or knock or give any warning, Wario destroys the door with his axe. Mario and Peach were within, surprised by Wario's sudden entrance. They would've been surprised any way of course, but it was particularly surprisng since they were about to start being intimate...

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Forum Games / Re: Mario D20
« on: August 10, 2002, 05:49:17 PM »
Okay, I want to go into the castle to look for treasures, cause' treasures are good. Is there anybody in the way?


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General Chat / Re: Here Be Dragons
« on: August 10, 2002, 05:26:26 PM »
That thing looks like a turd. A great big turd.

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Forum Games / Re: Mario D20
« on: August 10, 2002, 04:33:57 PM »
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Forum Games / Re: Mario D20
« on: August 10, 2002, 03:52:11 PM »
dude, you're totally the FUGGINZZZZ BIZNATCHZZZ!!!!1 THISZZ WILLZZZ BEZZZ SOZZZ BADASSERYZZZZ!!!!!1!!! Okay, I sent you the stuff over e-mail. I made Wario a dwarf, it seemed fitting, and I'll sneak up on the people and listen to them.

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Forum Games / Re: Mario D20
« on: August 10, 2002, 03:41:27 PM »
I'll join, I wanna be Wario. HEZZ TOTALLYZZZ THE j0000ZZZZZ!!!!!1!!!!111!1 Can I have a sword and armor and a helmet and ***** armor (I don't know what its called) and gloves and a sheild!!!1

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General Chat / Re: Mario Bar
« on: August 10, 2002, 03:22:31 PM »
Hey barkeep! I'll take a mickey of white rum, two gin and tonics and half a liter of my own semen. So, barkeep, what do you look like? ò¿ô

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Forum Games / Re: Three word story
« on: August 10, 2002, 03:15:49 PM »
Wario putting his

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Mario Chat / Re: SMS goodness - read this!
« on: August 10, 2002, 03:12:17 PM »
Is there anyway you can be Wario? Or better yet, Heihachi Mishima?

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Forum Games / Re: Super Mario Trivia Party like...Oh you get the Idea.
« on: August 10, 2002, 03:09:32 PM »
The answer is Tekken 2!

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General Chat / Re: Come! One and All to the 8-Bit theater!
« on: August 10, 2002, 03:00:32 PM »
Dude, 8-bit theater is the SHIZZITZZZZ! ITZZZ ROCKZZZ THEZZZ FUZCKERZZZZ OUTZZZ!!!11

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General Chat / Re: HI!
« on: August 10, 2002, 02:55:43 PM »
is it so much to ask that some veteran members greet the N00Bie?! IZZZ NEEDZZZ LOVEZZZ TOOOZZZZZZZ!!!!!11!!!!1

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