Pain!

[Rao]

OK, fine. Never mind. But still, that's just lame to say you've never been injured in your life because you must have been even a little, right?

[WarpRattler]

Coming into a thread about injuries and saying you haven't had any serves no purpose beyond +postcount. Saying you haven't had any because you have enough common sense to avoid them is insulting everyone unfortunate enough to be in circumstances where it's unavoidable.

I broke my collar bone when I was six. When I was 11, I broke my thumb while catching a football in PE. When I was 13, I broke one of my toes.

[Boo Dudley]

I'm not a post count raiser. but, I see your point. Yes, I generally avoid such situations, but I have had some serious falls (some actually sled related), and came out nothing more than bruised and disoriented.

I'm just lucky I guess.

[Vidgmchtr]

'cause Rao decides what is and isn't funny.

Actually, I don't find Wiggles to be funny, either. Or Glorb (apologies for bringing him up randomly), for that matter. I just feel that their brand of humor is something that just doesn't make me laugh. Just like how Napoleon Dynamite doesn't make me laugh.

[SolidShroom]

I broke my collar bone while climbing on tires when I was 10. It was a monster truck tire in the sand, and the tread slammed into my collarbone. I laid on the ground for 30 minutes, and this one kid and his mom just walked by.

[N64 Chick]

Just like how Napoleon Dynamite doesn't make me laugh.

Finally! Someone that has the same opinion about that movie that I do! As much as I love comedy, I just don't find that movie funny.

[Chupperson Weird]

The difference is, Napoleon Dynamite is genuinely funny.

[Vidgmchtr]

Only if you could connect to the main character, which I could not.

[N64 Chick]

Bah! For some reason, my sister (who forced me to watch this) said that Napoleon reminds her of me. I find that to be very insulting!

[Vidgmchtr]

I'd be insulted, too.

That counts as a pain story, I believe.

[ShadowBrain]

I've never broken anything, but I was rolled into by a 250+ lb. man. It's a complicated story, but let's just say I was about seven years old and it knocked the wind out of me.

[Chupperson Weird]

Only if you could connect to the main character

That's a pretty ridiculous statement, Vid.

[BriGuy92]

I was about eight or nine years old, and I was riding my bike. I was on the side of a residential road, and I happened to be heading straight for a mailbox. For some strange reason, I knew that the mailbox was there, but I did not turn to get out of the way. I was thinking to myself, "Turn now so you don't hit that mailbox!" but my arms, I guess, didn't want to listen to my brain. I hit the mailbox going pretty fast, and ended up bruising my face good, as well as getting a number of cuts from falling off the bike.

[Glorb]

This isn't a physical injury, but it's in the same ballpark, and it happened just last night. My mom had just bought a box of Honey-Combs cereal. Now, I had already known from an experience in my youth that Corn Puffs make me violently ill. My sister informed me that Honey-Combs are pretty much the same stuff, but I proceeded to consume the breakfast goods regardless, since I was eager to eat some Honey-Combs for some reason. The result? Literally a minute later, there was a horrific rumbling sensation in my bowels, and I was forced to spend most of the rest of the evening in the bathroom (I'll leave it at that).

[Ambulance Y]

That's revolting! And not off topic, because I'm sure your Honey Comb experience was painful, without technically being an injury. I'm pretty sure I got some bad food poisoning from Taco Bell once. Then again, it is Taco Bell, the anus of fast food franchises.