Bowsers diary

[Axem Green]

This is a idea I had. I know there were alot of diaries but this one I will begin from the very beginig of Bowser childhood until now so grab some popcorn and enoy.

Dear Diary.

Today I recieved a shell bike from my dad it is realy great I guess though I keep falling off it. I have a couple of boo boos on my knee but I Daddy sais they will heal in no time.

Dear Diary.

My boo boos stil have not healed it is begining to be very annoying. I have to put nosporin on and it stings. I got kissed by that ugly girl across the street yuck.

Dear Diary.

I am realy upset with my Dad. He told me I was going to go see the plumber oviebut he got drunk instead. I was mad at him and my Scabs still remain.

Dear diary.

I saw the plumber movie and now I hate plumbers. They like to kill anything green that is repulsive. I am stil mad at my dad for not taking me.

Dear Diary.

My father took a job as a plumber. I got so mad that when he was sleeping I suffacated him with a plunger. It felt so good I will be a bad guy now.

Dear Diary.

I have not written in 18 years but now I have something extrordinary to tell you. I saw a pretty blonde at the Mushroom kingdom. Her name is Peach she is so hot I have to kidnap her.

Dear Diary.

I kidnapped her she is captive at the Keep I will never let her go.

Dear Diary.

Ouch I wasbeaten up by two plumbers today. Their names were Mario and Luigi. I will sendmy kids after them.

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[MadMario]

That is going pretty good.

By the way, in case you are wondering, YES, this is the first time I made a post in the Story Boards with a signature, thus breaking my own tip. I broke it because no one seemed to care about it.

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?