The First Fight
*Bowser and his Mega-Troop are at TMK*
Bowser: Peach, I'm here!
Peach: Oh, shut up you stupid fatso!
Bowser: OK, that's IT! Kamek! Sleepy Spell!
Kamek: Yes! *Throws Magic*
*Peach is now asleep*
Wart: This works everytime... *Dpes a water blast*
PEach: *Peach wakes up* The answer is Gameboy! Oh, Bowser.
Bowser: you Dolt! Wart! Water Blast after I take Peach! Wart! Leave now! Your army stinks!
Bowser: Tatanaga! Go and take her!
Tatanaga: Yes!
*he attempts to take Peach, but Mario and Luigi appear.*
Luigi: hello! i'd like 1 Order of fried Bowser please.
Mario: So, we meet again. Well, Now I'm gonna kick your butt! Luigi! Let's go and mess him up!
*The Bros. Beat up Tatanaga's troops, Tata naga leaves*
Bowser: Man! I need stronger people! Wario and Waluigi! Take care of Mario please, while i take Peach.
*They forgot about Luigi, Luigi beat up Bowser and he went back to his war base. Meanwhile, Mario does his signature moves and beats the snot out of Waluigi and Wario.*
Bowser: Fungah! Spoiled again! Koopalings! Go and get Peach! I'll deal woth Mario and Luigi.
Koopalings: Yes, dad!
*The Koopalings almost get Peach, but opne of them was too clumsy and dropped her in mud*
Peach: *angry* I'm not messin' around anymore! Take this, you dopes!
*She does many of her SSBM attacks on them*
*The koopalings are bruised and beaten badly, Peach throws them into a river and Bowser chases her.*
Bowser: later, Mario! Peach! Now it's TIME! Bullet Bills! Tracker attack!
*They fire 2 at a time*
Mario: Little funny, these bullet Blasters have controls on aiming.
Luigi: Yeah! We could program them to Bowser and win!
Mairo: No! Then he'll beat us up majorly into some lava!
*Bowser roars with delight when a Bullet hits him.*
Bowser: What was that!? Now I'm MAD!!
*he throws them far away, into the clouds.*
Bowser: I won! Now The Mushroom kingdom is mine! Bwahahahaha!
???: No you didn't. You may have won the fight, but have lost the war. Your troops are nowhere, they are all gone, you are now alone.
Bowser: yeah, so?
???: 1 is always weaker than 2. You are only strong with something, but on your own, you are weak.
Bowser: What are you driving at? I am Bowser! The leader of the Koopa- wait I don't have an army anymore. Well, I am Bowser, Powerful and fearsome!
???: Fearsome, maybe. But powerful? A chicken is more powerful than you!
Bowser: Who are you?
???: My name is &^%$^&*%&$$%^!@#. But since that's hard to say, you can call me Geno. Defender of Star Road. The Keeper of Stars!
Bowser: Geno, Shmeno. You must be the most idiotic person I've seen!
Geno: No, this egg is.
Egg: I'm A goomba with hyper time watches and a, uh... duh.... pair of geeky glasses and weird hair.
Bowser: i take that back.
The war rages on...
Continue please.
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