And bacon-wrapped steak. Mmmmm....oh, wait, now I really am hungry. This reminds me of a joke I once heard.
There were three guys on a cliff. A genie appears and says that they get three wishes, one per person. The catch, however, is that they must each jump off and say whatever they want to catch their fall. The first guy jumps off and says "matress!" He lands on a soft, comfy matress. The next guy jumps off without thinking, and says, "Uh, um...money!" Thus, he lands in a huge pile of money, with only a bruise. The third guy, who wasn't listening, sees his food blow away. He runs after and it falls down the cliff. He then yells, "Aw, crap!"
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