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The Chef

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« Reply #30 on: September 30, 2007, 04:11:46 PM »
> SAY PRAYERS

Praying isn't going to save you.

> DIE ALREADY

Ok, then. GAME OVER. Your final score was -6. Try again?

>YES

Rao

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« Reply #31 on: September 30, 2007, 05:25:07 PM »
You are standing in a FOREST.

> LOOK

You LOOK around and see lots of TREES, VINES, FRIENDLY-LOOKING CREATURES and THREATENING-LOOKING CREATURES. There is a CLEARING a few yards away.

> INVENTORY

You have a ROPE, a POCKETKNIFE, and a BIG WALKING STICK.

> GO CLEARING
What's your problem, Cambodian?

« Reply #32 on: October 01, 2007, 01:04:11 PM »
Which CLEARING, the one to the NORTH, WEST, SOUTH, or EAST?

> GO NORTH CLEARING

YOU are standing in a CLEARING. It is DULL.

> GO WEST CLEARING

YOU are standing in a CLEARING. It is DULL.

> GO SOUTH CLEARING

YOU are standing in a CLEARING. It is DULL.

> GO EAST CLEARING

YOU are standing in a CLEARING. It is DULL.

Oh CRAP, YOU're LOST!
We have a secret page!

Glorb

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« Reply #33 on: October 01, 2007, 04:40:45 PM »
>up

You crawl up into a clearing. It is dull.

>up

You crawl up into a clearing. It is dull.

>down

You crawl down into a clearing. It is dull.

>down

You crawl down into a clearing. It is dull.

>left

You go left.

>right

You go right.

>left

You go left.

>right

You go right. A strange, familiar feeling enters your brain...

>press B

You press the B button (wait, what B button?)...

>press A

You press the A button, whose existence I was not aware of until you mentioned it.

>press start
every

« Reply #34 on: October 01, 2007, 04:46:54 PM »
FOOLS! The START BUTTON is not actually part of the KONAMI CODE! As such, nothing happens!

> NORTH

YOU are standing in a CLEARING. It is DULL.

> WEST

YOU are standing in a CLEARING. It is DULL.

> SOUTH

YOU are standing in a CLEARING. It is DULL.

> WEST

The LEGEND OF ZELDA SECRET MUSIC fills your EARS. YOU are now outside a RUIN. There are RUNES on the side of the RUIN.

> READ RUNES
We have a secret page!

Rao

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« Reply #35 on: October 01, 2007, 07:04:23 PM »
Using your MASTER DECIPHERING SKILLS, you READ the RUNES. They RUNES say:

This place is protected by ancient spells, those who cast them cast them well. You cannot try to break them, no, not without fire, water, earth and stone.

> LOOK

You are standing in front of a RUIN, there is a FOREST behind you, and to your SIDE is a SMALL POND.

> GO POND
What's your problem, Cambodian?

« Reply #36 on: October 03, 2007, 05:29:14 PM »
There is NOTHING SPECIAL about the POND.

> GO IN POND

YOU jump into the POND. It is surprisingly shallow, although you do SEE a TREASURE: CROSS OF CORANADO at the BOTTOM.

> GET CROSS
We have a secret page!

Rao

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« Reply #37 on: October 12, 2007, 10:53:47 AM »
You SWIM ACROSS the POND toward the TREASURE. When SUDDENLY, SOMETHING GRABS YOUR ANKLE!

> LOOK

You LOOK down at the THING that has a HOLD on your ANKLE. You SEE an UGLY GREEN FACE and a MUSCULAR ARM.

> INVENTORY

You HAVE a ROPE, a POCKETKNIFE, and a BIG WALKING STICK.

> ATTACK THING WITH ROPE
What's your problem, Cambodian?

« Reply #38 on: October 13, 2007, 09:03:09 AM »
YOU choke the THING to death with your ROPE.

> GET CROSS

YOU take the TREASURE:CROSS OF CORANADO.

> GO SHORE

As YOU swim to SHORE, INDIANA JONES appears. "IT belongs in a MUSEAM." he says.
We have a secret page!

Rao

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« Reply #39 on: October 29, 2007, 10:41:33 AM »
> TAKE TREASURE AND RUN

YOU RUN like CRAZY away from INDIANA JONES and into a LARGE DESERT.

> KEEP RUNNING
What's your problem, Cambodian?

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