Geez, you guys have overactive imaginations. . .
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Here's how you REALLY get to Mario in Super Luigi 64:
1. First, go to Hot, Hot Arctic Tundra and tell Wario your name is really "Itchy-Arse."
2. Wario will kick you square in the rear, sending you into Goomba-kitu's Cloud.
3. Pilot the cloud out of Hot, Hot Arctic Tundra and fly into the Bowser in the Bathroom level.
4. When you go to Bowser, he'll light a fart, destroying the cloud. Fight him as usual.
5. When you beat Bowser in the Bathroom, he'll call you "a big stupid piece of crap," that's a little sign that lets you know you're doing it right.
6. Now head into Cold, Cold Lake of Fire. When you get there, Donkey Kong Jr. will laugh and tell you you smell like "koopa dhvsa," and hand you Shy-Guy's golden deodorizing spray.
7. Swim to the bottom of the frozen Lake of Fire, and hand the deodorant to Stinky McPinky, the lone Bloober with green 'stink lines' coming off him. Stinky will then give you the severed skull of Oiram.
8. NOW head out to the "M is Real" statue, and use Oiram's skull. Mario will fall out of the sky and land on Luigi, killing him. . . well, that's what it looks like, at least. Luigi DOES get back up after about ten minutes, and Mario will give Luigi 100 lives and infinite fire flower--pretty nice, eh? The catch? Mario ties Luigi to a pole and finishes Super Luigi 64 on his own, stealing the spotlight for the 7 billionth time. Poor Luigi. :(
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Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/2/2002 9:27:46 PM