Cranky: Welcome back. While I have time, let me and Diddy run down the set of matches for the ultimate smasher tournament so far.
Diddy: We all know about the thought to be joke challenge from Pikachu to Link on our first episode. Well, joke no more! Pikachu takes Link on in a Hammers, Beamswords, and Pokeballs match!
Cranky: And the only other match heard of so far, Mario and Luigi, our new tag team champions, defend the titles against Wario and Waluigi. That should be a good one.
Diddy: It's time for our next match! entering the arena floor right now, the pink wonder, Kirby!
Cranky: Kirby and Link tangle in a streetfight next week, but now Kirby has to focus on his opponent, the King of the Koopas, Bowser!
Diddy: Bowser looks Kirby straight in the eye. He's trying to intimidate his opponent.
Cranky: Well, how can one not appear intimidating when you're that tall? Bowser looks like, well, himself compared to me!
Diddy: Kirby strikes first, but Bowser didn't even feel it! Now Bowser clubs him with a big right hand, knocking him off of his feet! Kirby leaps back to his feet, only to receive another clubbing blow from Bowser! Bowser picks Kirby up! Oh no! Bowser toss! Bowser toss! Bowser toss into the steel barricade on the outside!
Cranky:Kirby slams hard against it and falls to the floor! Bowser with a garbage can! He's somehow managed the sneak an illegal item into the building! The ref has come over to steal the can away from Bowser! Bowser lays him out!
Diddy: Kirby is helpless now! He can't beat Bowser by himself! Bowser goes over to Kirby who has just woke up! Kirby turns around and Bowser lays him out with the trash can!
Cranky: There's no referee! Kirby's as good as dead! Kirby struggles to his feet, But Bowser lays him out again!
(At this point, the crowd is booing relentlessly.)
Diddy: The crowd is hating this, and It's hard to see why not. Bowser and Kirby were fighting one on one, and Bowser had the match won on the Bowser toss, and yet he decided to throw Kirby out of the ring and beat the holy goo out of him.
Cranky: Here come more officials, but Bowser lays all of them out to dry! Waitaminute! It's Luigi Lover! She and two partners take on Bowser and K.Rool and their partner later tonight! But here she is now!
Diddy: She walks up to Bowser! You're making a big mistake kid! Bowser misses with the trash can! AND SHE KICKS IT INTO HIS FACE!!!! Ooooooohhhhhhhh, my! Bowser falls to the ground! The crowd is going nuts for the young Canadian! Luigi Lover goes over to check on Kirby!
Cranky: Look out! Bowser was just playing Possum! Oh my gosh! Look out kid! BOWSER NAILS LUIGI LOVER WITH THE TRASH CAN!!!! SON OF A (blank) (blank) blankity blank blank blank)!!!!
Diddy: Cranky, we can't have that kind of language!
Cranky: But he just hit the girl with the same trash can that annihilated Kirby! The crowd will not stop booing!
Diddy: Oh man! I don't believe it! Here comes Mario! Mario runs down to the ring! Bowser misses with the trash can again! Mario punches the can! Bowser falls over again! But will he try and trick Mario the same way he tricked Luigi Lover?
Cranky: Speaking of which, Luigi Lover would love to see Luigi come down to the ring right now! Hey! Here he comes! Mario and Luigi double team Bowser with their hammers!
Diddy: But Bowser runs away through the crowd with Mario in hot pursuit! Luigi stays behind and, now he's calling for help. Help for Kirby and Luigi Lover that is. We'll be right back!
I tell you this... *mind goes blank* I forgot my line!
Edited by - Jman on 3/16/2004 1:38:23 PM