Author Topic: Worst ways to die in real life (Read 25669 times)

Glorb · « **on:** March 15, 2007, 01:43:41 PM »

Personally, I think getting run over by a golf cart would be a lousy way to die, but not as lousy as being mauled by a kitten. Thoughts?

The Chef · « **Reply #1 on:** March 15, 2007, 01:45:38 PM »

Getting killed by a sheep.

My 6th grade teacher was in Ireland once, and he was driving along on his motorcycle when all of a sudden a sheep walks out into the middle of the road. Luckily he stopped short enough to avoid hitting it.

Glorb · « **Reply #2 on:** March 15, 2007, 02:09:08 PM »

If he hit the sheep, flipped and blew up, then I think that'd be evidence of the new European SuperSheep.

Eclipsed Moon · « **Reply #3 on:** March 15, 2007, 02:12:51 PM »

* Eclipsed Moon awaits annoying ton of Darwin Award links

Glorb · « **Reply #4 on:** March 15, 2007, 02:15:53 PM »

Just what I was thinking.

Area 64 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 15, 2007, 02:57:40 PM »

I'd have to say drowning in warm water.

superstarMASIAH · « **Reply #6 on:** March 15, 2007, 03:09:17 PM »

It would suck to die laying face down in the gutter on the side of the street, which to tell you the truth is probably where I'm headed :-/

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 15, 2007, 03:13:52 PM »

Slowly having your body fed into a meat processor (and at times fed back out), starting at the feet.

CrzyFlmngMnkyHead · « **Reply #8 on:** March 15, 2007, 03:22:56 PM »

- Setting yourself on fire
- Drinking antifreeze
- Jumping out of the 40th story of a building

That's all I can think of for now.

SolidShroom · « **Reply #9 on:** March 15, 2007, 03:29:33 PM »

Well, although this seems like a cool way to commit suicide according to Uncyclopedia, it'd still be pretty bad, besides the fame you'd get for doing it. This very peculiar suicide method is performed by ingesting copious amounts of baking soda, be it mixed in water or straight. The next and final step involves taking a long, large swig of vinegar.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #10 on:** March 15, 2007, 03:49:59 PM »

Hmmmm.....I think getting Cruicified is the worst way to die. Being up on a cross held only by nails jammed into your body (not to mention death takes days to come) sounds like the most painful way to die.

Robert · « **Reply #11 on:** March 15, 2007, 03:50:08 PM »

Dieing in a barrage of EXPLODING BARRELS!

... or getting whacked with a purse by an old lady to death. That's pretty embarassing.

Suffix · « **Reply #12 on:** March 15, 2007, 03:51:25 PM »

How about drowning in freezing, acidic, oatmeal?

MaxVance · « **Reply #13 on:** March 15, 2007, 03:58:04 PM »

Quote from: cantthinkofaname on March 15, 2007, 03:22:56 PM

- Jumping out of the 40th story of a building

If there are "best" ways to die, I think that might be one of them. If your head hits first, your brain would be squashed, resulting in a nearly instant death.

SushieBoy · « **Reply #14 on:** March 15, 2007, 04:53:52 PM »

Being buried alive.