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Game Help / If You Want Help: Read This First

« on: September 06, 2003, 11:24:52 PM »

Hello all you cheaters out there! This is your friendly neighborhood moderator speaking! Before you post a question here,

Check out gamefaqs.com

You will find your answer instantly. In the unlikely event that you don't, then post here. It will make your life easier! Trust me!

Play nice!

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Site Discussion / Deezer - Rouge Leader Cameo: Suggested Addition

« on: August 27, 2003, 10:32:44 AM »

Hi Deezer. Perhaps you should add that the Documentary is only
available after beating the game. It's not just simply found under Options >
Special Features right off the bat.

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General Chat / What Udder Madess Is This??

« on: August 26, 2003, 01:11:41 PM »

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

[Scores]

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General Chat / Quote Bonanza Game

« on: August 19, 2003, 07:08:15 PM »

Welcome to the Quote Bonanza Game! Here, you'll be challenged to identify quotes from around the Fungi Forums, and, on challenge rounds, from anywhere in the universe! Normal quotes will be worth one point; challenge rounds - two points. Preferably list the thread and author.

Let's get started, shall we?

Quote

"ahhhhhh! Your a child predetor!!!!"

Scores

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[Motion to Ban jon]

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Site Discussion / Motion To Ban jon

« on: August 14, 2003, 05:05:23 PM »

Motion to Ban jon

Cause: Extreme spamming

I know it's technically not one of the four rules, but use some common sense. He has mercilessly spammed nearly every single active topic, caused high-level annoyance without regret, and picked numerous fights with numerous people, who have luckily been wise enough not to fight back. There is no doubt that he is causing much, much more harm to the forums than good, not contributing anything meaningful to the community in the remotest sense anymore, and should be immediately banned.

I've had enough; it has gone too far.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

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General Chat / My 1000th Post Celebration!

« on: August 11, 2003, 07:49:23 PM »

Whew. That took a long time. The big 1-0-0-0. Why did it take so long? When did I register for the forums? Who the heck am I? Allow me to say a few words...

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I've been gaming on PC and console for literally my whole life. Although, I didn't own a non-PC gaming platform until the late-late SNES days. I rented frequently and played at other houses until then. Anyway, the internet eventually came along and I stumbled across TMK soon after its conception. It was a great site, and I found myself coming back to it time after time. I watched it grow, go through server troubles, and eventually explode after finding a great host in classicgaming. I was delighted when Deezer put up the message board and watched it without registering for awhile. Then, on Saturday September 9, 2000, Lizard Dude was born. My earlier posts were pretty bland, to put it lightly, but hey! I was a Crazy Newbie!

I drifted in and out of activeness through the years and stayed largely silent most of the time. I mostly checked the posts after school when I had walked to my mom's kindergarten room and waited for a ride home. During this period, I racked up roughly 75-150 posts.

But then things changed. About a month before the Code Wars, I found myself posting more and wanting to check the posts more. At some time during the Code Wars, something clicked and I became a regularly dedicated member up through today. I even ended up getting a movie of myself on the site (soon to be two), getting a mod position, having someone say, "I'de go as far as to say that Lizad Man is the only person in this entire gorum that has any creativity, or comen sense, once so ever!" and, definitely the most important, meeting some really neat, nice, smart, funny people. Here's to the next thousand! I've got no plans to leave.
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With that said, sit back and enjoy yourself! Have some hors d'oeuvres or a complimentary beverage. Feel free to comment on my story or roast me. A roast would be fun. But do whatever you want. Just celebrate.

I end with my old and modern signature.

"Thus Spake Lizard"

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

[Choose your race.]

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General Chat / Mario Jail

« on: August 04, 2003, 02:16:48 PM »

Lizard Dude has been incarcerated in the Mario Jail for drinking too much spiked Able Juice at Club 86'. It wasn't really his fault, so please help get him out!

Choose your race.

(There's only one "rescuer," so I guess the first person to say something makes that choice.)

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

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General Chat / Shout Out From College

« on: July 29, 2003, 12:39:30 PM »

Dateline - Uh, look up at the real dateline.

Hi folks! I managed to drag my sorry corpse to a public access computer of some sort to give a status report of my life here at College Orientation.

Things are pretty cool, but I already knew that when I signed up to go here. Last night, I was in a friend of mine's dorm room and two other guys came in. Somehow, it evolved into a massive console debate. It eventually died down after most people got sick of my billigerant Nintendo fanatacism, but it was fun.

Once I was wandering around and looked at a piano in one of the dorms. I decided to play and busted out the entire massive new 300% remix of the Talent Show and it caused some hardcore gamer dude to come up and befriend me. We went to lunch together and it turns out he's easily as game savvy as any of us. He's a fan of all games, so no debating :P  He's also a huge Bemani freak, like me, and plays/played Magic and Star Wars CCD (old one). Too bad he thinks Magic has been ruined, but I still like them both fine, discontinued or not. Anyway, I'll have to find that dude again.

Tomorrow I get home late after registering for classes. I may or may not post. I hate that type of sentence. Why do I write it? Oh well.

See ya! I'll also post one thing in the dream thread.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

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General Chat / Massie Ikeda, a Scot-Japanese Neurologist

« on: July 24, 2003, 06:19:43 PM »

This guy spends his life studying nitric oxide, Alzheimer's disease, and rock-paper-scissors. That's right folks! Check it out.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

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Mario Chat / The Other Mushroom Kingdom

« on: July 18, 2003, 01:37:08 PM »

Deezer has some competition.

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General Chat / What Resolution Is Your Desktop Set At?

« on: July 17, 2003, 09:08:31 PM »

800x640

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Site Discussion / Lizard Tested, Deezer Approved!

« on: July 10, 2003, 09:20:38 PM »

Your requested email is your inbox, Deezer, so skip to it for the movie info.

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Video Game Chat / What are the top 10 Virtual Boy games?

« on: July 09, 2003, 07:52:56 PM »

1. Mario Clash
2. Mario's Tennis
3. Virtual Boy Wario Land
4. 3D Tetris
5. Nester's Funky Bowling
6. Panic Bomber
7. Galactic Pinball
8. Waterworld
9. Teleroboxer
10. Jack Bros.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

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Video Game Chat / What are the top 10 X-Box games?

« on: July 08, 2003, 08:07:43 PM »

Halo

BWAHAHAHA! I made a funny!

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General Chat / Fallout Shelter DX

« on: July 07, 2003, 07:48:39 PM »

You have three dice loaded so that the number 6 is n times as likely to come up as all of the other numbers individually. (That is, the respective individual odds of each of the 6 numbers coming up are 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, n for the faces 1-6 respectively.) Express in terms of n the probability that two of the three dice will show the same number while the third die shows a different number.

And remember folks: Math is #

(infinity)
E (1/(2^k))
k=1

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