Author Topic: And Now For Something Completely Different (Read 5057 times)

Lizard Dude · « **on:** May 30, 2003, 09:32:43 PM »

Nintendo 64: $200
An Extra Controller: $20
Mario Party 3: $50
Getting beaten by two Easy AI's and a 3 year old: PRICELESS

Some things money can't buy; for everything else, there's MasterCard.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #1 on:** May 30, 2003, 09:34:53 PM »

That was "priceless."
Seriously, that was pretty funny.

Sapphira · « **Reply #2 on:** May 30, 2003, 09:37:18 PM »

lol, man, that was funny! *Priceless* funny! :)

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Lizard Dude · « **Reply #3 on:** May 30, 2003, 09:42:07 PM »

Computer: $2000
High-Speed Internet: $40 per month
Spending Forty-Nine Hours a Week Posting on Fungi Forums: PRICELESS

Some things money can't buy; for everything else, there's MasterCard.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 30, 2003, 09:45:34 PM »

heres one
Piano: $600
Mario costume: $20
Saying "Mama Mia" when you find the Piano bench missing: PATHETIC! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Itâ€˜s-a me, Marionut#1!

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #5 on:** May 30, 2003, 09:49:40 PM »

another one
Drivers ed enrolement: $50
Drivers License: $20
Telling your TMK friends about your experiences on the forums: PRICELESS

Some things money can't buy; for everything else, there's MasterCard.

Itâ€˜s-a me, Marionut#1!

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #6 on:** May 30, 2003, 09:50:42 PM »

Driver's Education: $50
New Car: $30,000
Screeching Brake Pads: $30
Marionut#1's Infant Head Hitting The Windshield: PRICELESS!

Some things money can't buy; for everything else there's MasterCard.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€

Sapphira · « **Reply #7 on:** May 30, 2003, 09:52:23 PM »

Aww...ain't that sweet... ;)

Nintendo 64 with 2 controllers: $100
Paper Mario: $50
2 packs of 100-page college ruled notebook paper: $5
5 black pens: $1
1 1.5-inch ring binder: $4
120+ hours of gaming and all the dialogue written: Priceless (and a sore wrist)

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Marionut#1 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 30, 2003, 09:53:47 PM »

Remodeled bathroom: $2000
New Toilet: $50
Haveing the satisfaction of giving Lizard Dude a swirly: PRICELESS

Some things money can't buy; for everything else, there's MasterCard.

Itâ€˜s-a me, Marionut#1!

Sapphira · « **Reply #9 on:** May 30, 2003, 10:07:59 PM »

Aren't you guys so nice... :P

Mechanical pencils: $2
100-sheet pack of college ruled paper: $2.50
Erasers: $4
1-inch 3-ring binder: $4
7 weeks of writing + one summer: lotsa free time
Infinite time revising and editing: lots and LOTS more free time.
Reading your reactions to "The Prophecy": Priceless.

Some things money can't buy; for everything else there's MasterCard.

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Lizard Dude · « **Reply #10 on:** May 30, 2003, 10:19:50 PM »

Mario Costume: $40
Giant Bowl of Pasta: $1,000,000
43 Kumquats: $27.54
Sledgehammer: $25
Donut Frier: $19.99
Copy of Michael Jackson's "Thriller": $15
The Look On Your Mom's Face: PRICELESS

Some things money can't buy; for everything else, there's MasterCard.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€

Maestro · « **Reply #11 on:** May 30, 2003, 10:52:08 PM »

Trampoline: 400 (at the time).
Toy Truck: 30.
Little brother standing on edge of trampoline over the toy truck: Tempting...

The moment of brute force: Priceless.

The hospital bill for a broken arm: 400.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #12 on:** May 30, 2003, 10:54:48 PM »

What did that have to do with Mario?

Sapphira · « **Reply #13 on:** May 30, 2003, 10:58:28 PM »

Refidgerator: $500
Frozen Peas: $4
Realistic Rubber Snake: $5
Mom's Reaction: PRICELESS

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Luigison · « **Reply #14 on:** May 30, 2003, 11:13:28 PM »

Sapphira, now that one was really funny, although I bet your mom didn't think so.

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Sapphira · « **Reply #15 on:** May 30, 2003, 11:21:38 PM »

Heheh...Thank you! It was even FUNNIER to witness it. Man, my brother and I were laughing for days! My mom didn't appreciate it too much, since it nearly gave her a heart attack...well made her nearly wet her pants, anyway. :) Luckily, she has a good sense of humor... She might've gotten us back, somehow. Man, that really WAS priceless!

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Sapphira · « **Reply #16 on:** May 30, 2003, 11:30:19 PM »

BTW, I LOVE your random quote you just posted. Heheheh... Good ol' Simpsons... :)

Serving for 7 at Chinese Restaurant: $80
Chinese Mustard: $3
Stupid bet: +$1
5 glasses of water (free refills): $4
Brother's reaction as spoon touches tongue: PRICELESS

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Luigison · « **Reply #17 on:** May 30, 2003, 11:45:00 PM »

thanks, are actually thanks to the simpsons because i stole it from the show. i have a lot of random simpson qoutes. also, some from the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy, friend, etc.

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Deezer · « **Reply #18 on:** May 30, 2003, 11:47:02 PM »

This is one that we planned to run on WTMK, with bg music and everything, but it never came out quite like I wanted it to.

Overalls: 350 Coins
Plunger: 100 Coins
Custom-made "M" cap: 500 Coins
Expression on Bowser's face when he falls into lava: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy; for everything else, there's MushroomCard.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #19 on:** May 30, 2003, 11:49:41 PM »

GWAHAHAHAHHAAA

Black Mage · « **Reply #20 on:** May 31, 2003, 09:11:19 AM »

Heh, and here I thought this was going to be a Monty Python topic. Ah well.

To be honest, I've never found those "Priceless" things to be all that funny in the first place. That's not to say you guys aren't doing a good job. Uhm, they're original, though.

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #21 on:** May 31, 2003, 09:35:28 AM »

Ya Sapphira I am nice...what I was actually gonna say was
Dynamite: $100
Vest For dynamite: $50
Straping it to Lizard Dude and lighting the fuse: MESSY

Heh heh heh no hard feelings right Lizard Dude?

Itâ€˜s-a me, Marionut#1!

Jman · « **Reply #22 on:** May 31, 2003, 09:53:43 AM »

Grim reaper costume: $200

Double edged lightsaber: $20,000
Flying Mario in from the Mushroom Kingdom: $200 and gift certificates to the Spaghetti tower. (A made-up restaurant.)

Having a good old Pokemon slaughtering time: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy. So get a camcorder and tape it.

"You can''t kill a real American hero, you rube!
--Zok the Alien, my original character.

Insane Steve · « **Reply #23 on:** May 31, 2003, 04:08:50 PM »

"Getting beaten by two Easy AI's and a 3 year old: PRICELESS"

Was that in referrence to my own moment of personal suck? If so, you got the game wrong. It was Mario Party 2, not 3. Bleh.

And for my version of the Mastercard "comercial" idea... well, that'll be for another time.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.

Mario Master · « **Reply #24 on:** June 01, 2003, 06:03:05 PM »

One Mushroom: 5 coins
Axe for chopping bridge at end of castle: 40 coins
The chance to slaughter Toad after his "You're princess is in another castle": Priceless

There are some things money can't buy, so you'll just have to take them by force.

If I had a dime for every time someone called me forgetful, I''d... um... What were we talking about again?