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"I love you more than there are grains of sand on every beach of every planet of every galaxy in the universe."
Well, assuming that there are other planets with liquid water (or a close enough analogue) and therefore beaches, that is probably more than the number of synapses in the human brain (of every human ever), so this is probably false.
"I need you more than humans need water and food to survive."
This sentence is ambiguously phrased. Is "to survive" part of "I need you", or is it only part of "humans need water and food"? If the former, then it is kind of implying that he is not human (plausible).
It is possible that this can make sense, as it is theoretically possible for a human to live without either food or water, in common parlance. A human could only eat food without drinking anything, and if the food is moist enough, it could conceivable work. A human could also only drink water and get their nutrients from things not commonly considered food. I don't know about both, though. As long as he is not implying that he will literally not survive without her, this can make sense (although this begs the question of what he needs her
for. Philosophically, it can be said that humans don't "need" anything as there is nothing that we can be said absolutely to be
required to do. Yes, humans need moisture and nutrition
in order to live, but to say point-blank that we "need" food and water includes an assumption that we "need" to live, which is not necessarily the case.).
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