Would you rather have soggy lumps of yuck instead?
On the subject of sugary cereal, I prefer the flavor-covered square genre. I'm talking Golden Grahams. Puffy shapes come second, like Reese's Puffs and S'Mores cereal. I'm not really one for flakes that easily succumb to sogginess, except Honey Bunches of Oats. I really love the Honey Bunches of Oats.
And on the subject of cereal involving ANGST, I hate Cheerios and that's all we ever have. The sister says she wants Cheerios and I eat my cereal and the Cheerios aren't even open. And then my folks don't buy cereal the next few grocery store trips 'cause the Cheerios are still there, looming over you like a big circular emperor, making it apparent that we have cereal. Sigh.
And furthermore, Em-Os, bwahahaa.