You know Japanese? Okay...
Mario is a middle-aged Italian plumber who was summoned to the Mushroom Kingdom by the lovely Princess Toadstool. He was ordered to defeat the evil king Bowser and save the kingdom from utter destruction. So he, along with his brother Luigi, went to the Castle of Koopa and defeated the evil King Bowser and his minions... Princess Toadstool was so pleased by their couragous mission that she baked them both a huge lasanga!
There, put that in Japanese!
_____________________________________________
"Woo-hoo!" -Mario
"Yippee!" -Luigi
"Bwa-ha-ha!" -Bowser
"What? Who invited him?" -Me