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« on: August 24, 2007, 08:57:32 PM »
BOOK 1: The end of Mario
Bowser had been waiting a long time for Mario to show up. The bordem ended with Mario's fateful appearance. "Hello Mario." Said Bowser. Behind Bowser, Peach's cries for help could be heard from behind a door. "Bowser, why do you always do this? You know you will never win." Bowser smiled. Maybe not... but I can try. Bowser lept into the air, nearly landing on Mario. Mario dodged the skillful jump, but by inches. Bowser turned around, and sent a huge fireblast at Mario. Mario jumped above it falling towards Bowser. Behind Bowser, the axe that would give Mario victory was waiting. Mario landed next to Bowser, and did a risky jump over Bowser. Too risky. Bowser grabbed Mario out of the air. Holding him tight, Bowser had a special death for Mario. Crouching to the ground, Bowser slowly carried Mario to the flaming hot lava-head first. "NO BOWSER! PLEASE!" Bowser ignored the crys of Mario. Total, sweet victory was finally at hand. "NO PLEASE! I'M BEGGING YOU-" Bowser dunked Mario head first into the lava. Horrible screams echoed throughout the chamber. Bowser let go of Mario's body. It slid into the lava, never to be seen again. Bowser stared at where he had slid Mario for a long time. Victory. Victory. Victory was real. Bowser had always thought it was fake. A fairy tale due to crushing defeat after defeat. "YES!" He roared. "FINALLY!" Bowser ran out of the chamber, smiling for once in 14 years.
"ATENTION! ATENTION SERVANTS." The crowd turned silent. Bowser had called a meeting for the entire Koopa Kingdom. Behind him, his 7 childeren sat in stuffy suits, not sure what they were supposed to be happy about as Bowser had not told them yet. "I have a announcement that will ease your sorrows. The sorrows of dead relitives, dead friends, dead loves." With the last part, tears came into Bowser's eyes. "The one who caused your misery, your terror, your... torture." The crowd all stared at Bowser. "The one... Mario,(the crowd stared)... IS DEAD!" The crowd cheered, Koopa's screamed cries of happiness, songs were sung, cheers were brought, wine was brought out, and was celebrated on, it was truly the happiest moment in Koopa history. The crowd was so happy and loud that even Bowser could not stop thier screams of joy, so he decided to rest himself. Tomorrow, the Mushroom Kingdom would be attacked, and the world would come to fear, no, truly fear the Koopas.
8:30 AM
The next day, the crowd was still as happy as ever, so Bowser had to roar as loud as he could to shut the crowd up. The crowd silented and looked at Bowser. "Soldiers! With Mario gone, troop formation is nigh! At noon, we send a party of 40 to attack the Mushroom Kingdom. On call, backup airships are ready." Then Bowser turned to Kammy Koopa, his current highest assistant. "Kammy, choose the best of the troops to attack. Tell them all the details they will need to know." "Yes sir!" Said Kammy and she flew down to the croud. "Good." Said Bowser, and he walked back into the castle.
11:30 AM
"Give it back!" "Hah hah, I'm gunna break your little toy!" "It is not a toy! It is my Ice Beamer! Give it back!" Roy stopped. "Okay." Roy smashed the Ice Beamer under his foot, sending a final ray of ice at Wendy, who just happened to be walking by. "AHHHH!" She screamed, now a frozen block of ice. Lemmy glared at his cruel brother, as he picked up the smashed Ice Beamer, good as broken. Bowser strided into the hallway. "Are you enjoying your Mario-less schedule now Koopalings?" Asked Bowser. He had not noticed frozen Wendy yet. "No." Whined Lemmy. "Roy has more time to beat me up!" "Toughen up." Replied Bowser, walking right into frozen Wendy. "What-" "I can explain dad!" Said Lemmy, Roy-" "tried to stop you from freezing Wendy, but I was too late." Finished Roy. "WHAT!" Roared Bowser. "Even if Mario is dead, I will not be putting up with your shenanigans!" "But dad-" "TO THE DUNGEON LEMMY!" Roared Bowser. Bowser turned to Roy. "Break the ice, I am busy." With that, Bowser walked away, and Lemmy walked into the dungeon. Roy s******ed. He blew fire onto the ice and it melt instantly. "Oh, thank you R-" Roy blew fire on Wendy.
11:45 AM
"Hello Peach." Bowser was in the Keep, where he was keeping Princess Peach. "Bowser, you snot sucking-" "Now, now, Peach." Said Bowser, smiling at her. "Do you know why I kidnap you?" Asked Bowser gently. Peach was not going to take gentleness from a monster. "No, I don't want to know your perverted ways Bo-" "It is not "Perverted" I assure you. Peach, you were a Star Child, a being who posseses great energy, whether the being uses it or not. And you know what else Peach? You, STILL ARE A STAR CHILD, ADULT OR NOT!" Peach stared horrified at Bowser. "But-" "And beacause you don't use your power often, you are the easiest to obtain." Peach's face went white. "Now I must be going Peach, but I will be back, I promise." And Bowser walked out.
11:55 AM
Kammy Koopa was finishing up the details with the elite squad, nearly ready to start the misson. "One last important detail." Kammy said. "Ludwig Koopa is coming with you as your captain." The crowd groaned. Being the oldest Koopaling, Ludwig was the most boring, and stern. He would often start roaring at the patrol he was leading for "being so dumb". "Any questions?" Asked Kammy, not really wanting to answer any questions. She waited for 10 seconds. "None? Okay, go outside to the battlefield, Ludwig is waiting. He will give you further instructions." The crowd nodded and went outside. Kammy smiled. This was really not a dream! Now it was time to report back to Bowser. She flew off. She went past Mortons room where she could hear him talking to Iggy about something. She went past the Keep where a strange noise could be heard if one stuck thier ear against the door(one that would sound like a coin being rubbed), and she got into Bowser's room. "Sir, the Alpha Troop are on thier way!" She reported, then she sat down. "Excellent." Said Bowser, who then commenced to relax, not be agitated by Mario's lurking presecene.
12:04 AM
Peach was free! Picking up one of the coins that was on the floor of the keep, Peach had rubbed the coin against the rope (it had sharp edges) until the rope had snapped. Jumping out of the chair, she looked around. The only way out was the door to the hallway in Bowser's castle. Otherwise, the keep was barren. Good! The door was unlocked. Bowser had not figured she would be able to get out of the chair. What a moron! She bounded to the door. Once she opened the door, she would have to run. This would be desperate. "On the count of three!" She thought. "1,2,3!"