Homer Vs Groundskepper Willie

[Luigi #98]

Bart: Hey everybody!!!! I'm your host today and here's my assistant, Gario!!
Gario: Mario.
Bart: whatever. But anyway my dad and groundskeeper willie will keep having a faceoff in different arenas!!
arena: neiborhood
possible interferince: Marge, milhouse, Flanders(flanders: oh diddlydear.)

Homer: HAAA!!!!
Willie: Bring it ya old bum of a couch fish!
Homer: Fishface!
Willie: Get ready for something Willie Style!!!
Homer: You old bag!!
Willie: They're called Bagpipes!!
Bart: Begin!!!!
Willie punches Homer and homer hits a tree
Homer recovers but Willie goes at it again
finally about ready to give it all up Homer sees.... a donut
Homer gets raged and the tables turn
Homer's body slam hits home
Will kicks him off and powerbombs him
willie tosses him on top of the houses and follows him
punches and kicks fly everywhere
Here comes Luigi(nintendo) as interferince but then runs away
Homer kicks willie off the roof and then charges like a bull and now they're in the house
Willie crashes the t.v. through Homer so there's a big through it
Homer: The t.v.'s around me like one big donut and I can't escape!!!!
Willie is about to stirke the final blow but then the door crashes open on him
Marge: Homey! I'm home from grocery shopping!!! oh my....
Homer wins!!!!




Don't worry guys, there'll be more rounds










Willie: You better count on it.
Mario: That was one heck of a match huh?!!!

Mario: Hey! If you ever see Bowser make sure you kick his....AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*bowser burns him*
Bowser: THAT''S FOR.... uuuhhhh........ what was that for again?
Luigi: You were supposed to get the doc! I don''t want any stupid prescription!

[Luigi #98]

Bart: Well this time it's at the burns mansion. BEGIN!! oh wait. It's tag team?! Well then
Groundskeeper willie apu moe professer frink vs Homer Barney Flanders comic book guy
BEGIN!!

Moe: Tag me!
G.W. tags apu
Homer tags comic book guy
Apu: Your comics and androids are no match for my superior might!
Comic book guy: You are dumber then the nebulan alien x invader that killed himself on star trek episode 88!
Apu punches and misses while comic book guy counters with a body slam! but apu gets up but is sent torwards moe by a flying clothesline!
Moe: C,MON MAN! GET UP!
Comic book guys is about to finish wth a big finale when G.k.W. tags the pummeled apu's hand! OUCH! A gut buster and pink eye combo! can Comic book guy take it and turn the tables once more?! Wait! HE TAGS FLANDERS!
G.K.W.: Bring it ya trash heap!
Flanders: oh diddly dear! *takes chair and whacks willie on the ground* OH DIDDLY DEAR! LORD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
Homer: HEY NEXT DOOR WIENER!!!! GO FOR THE PIN!!!!
Flanders: *sigh* I-It's all I can do. *takes out "pin" and writes: Flanders: guilty of pursuing innocent citizen. Shall be put in prison for years*
Chief wiggum: Get in the car!!
Bart: Well it's supposed to be a 4 on 4 match but.... Huh?!
Chief: so even if you'll still be taken to prison your gonna heal your victim?
Willied healed gets up knocks down flanders, tags moe who takes out shot gun and whacks him with it knocking him out which moe tagged frink who gave flanders a tranquilizer, who tagged apu who gotta good punch in there, and since it's homer vs willie, it would have to be willie or homer who pins! Wait! Here comes barney and he got a replacement of....Nelson Muntz! Barney comes in with a body slam but g.k.w. rolls outta the way just in time that barney misses!
Barney can't get up! Seems he's been drinking too much!
Moe: Can't say I didn't warn ya when I told ya to quit comin to my tavern!
Willie pins!
Willie: I have reclaimed the dignity of me entire clan!!!!