That was awesome! Someone should find the lyrics for Weird Al's version of 'American Pie'
Ah, hypocrisy.
A long long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui Gon Jin
Could talk the federation into maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response it didn't thrill us
They locked the door and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
We met Jar-Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene and we went to Theed to see the queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where
We found
This boy
Oh my, my this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader some day later now he's just a small fry
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave
Well he could use the Force, they say
Ahh did you see him hitting on the Queen
Well he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yeah he's probably gonna marry her
Someday
Well I know be built C3PO
And I heard how fast his Pod can go
Well we were broke it's true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flying ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it waaas our boy
We started singing *chorus*
Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh the Council was impressed of course
Could he bring balance to the Force
They interviewed the kid
Oh training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui Gon said "Now listen here
Just stick it in your pointy ear
I still will teach this boy"
He was singing *chorus*
We caught a ride back to Naboo
'cuz Queen Amidala wanted to
Frankly, I would have liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end some Gungans died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy
*chorus*
All from memory ftw