Oh, hello Mr. Bond! I've seen your movies, and I really love them! I think you need to stop getting all the girls and leave some for the fishes, or, I mean, fish. Anyway, your movies are getting a little repetitive so it would be good if you could work on some more original stuff. Thanks and I'm a die-hard fan of you!
If a tree falls in the woods, do all the others laugh at it?