Author Topic: Would You Rather...? (Read 9399 times)

ShadowBrain · « **on:** June 02, 2007, 08:05:12 AM »

The addictive, hilarious game that's sweeping the nation! (www.wouldyourather.com)

Rules: Pose two different situations, circumstances, etc. to the person below you, asking which they'd rather do, and if you like, some "things to consider" about how their choice might affect them. Feel free to put in your two cents to other questions than your own, or exchange shock and awe at the questions posed to you. Remember: You MUST choose!

Here, I'll start us off with one stolen from the official book:

WOULD YOU RATHER...

Have living eybrows that crawl about your face

or

Leave a trail of paprika wherever you go?

The Chef · « **Reply #1 on:** June 02, 2007, 08:22:01 AM »

Didn't we already have a thread like this?

SushieBoy · « **Reply #2 on:** June 02, 2007, 08:33:36 AM »

Yeah, my thread about five pages back!

Glorb · « **Reply #3 on:** June 02, 2007, 08:52:42 AM »

Would you rather...

Bump the old topic

or...

Just use this one?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #4 on:** June 02, 2007, 12:57:39 PM »

Oh dang, I remember this! It was actually pretty fun.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #5 on:** June 03, 2007, 08:32:37 AM »

Oh, yeah someone did make one... (but they called it "original")

Well, since no one's locked this yet or disturbed the original thread in any way since this showed up (though feel free to do either), you might as well make yourself comfortable, so to speak.

Kimimaru · « **Reply #6 on:** June 10, 2007, 09:17:00 PM »

WOULD YOU RATHER...

Fight a person that can bench 32,423 pounds with his/her pinky

OR

Play me in a game of Super Smash Bros. Melee

If you choose the first option...you probably don't want to think about it.

If you choose the second option...you will be publicly humiliated, MUHAHAHAHAHA

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #7 on:** June 10, 2007, 10:06:31 PM »

I lose to like, everyone, in Melee, so... the latter.

Would You Rather...

Drool Drano

or

Exhale Raid?

Glorb · « **Reply #8 on:** June 11, 2007, 01:03:15 PM »

Exhale Raid, since that'd be an improvement on the smell of my breath.

Would you rather...

Be eaten alive by zombies

or

Die in an extinction-level event?

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #9 on:** June 11, 2007, 05:05:09 PM »

Uhh... the last one. Anything beat being eaten alive (I think)

Would You Rather...

Vomit marbles

or

Sweat cheese?

THINGS TO CONSIDER: Projectile vomiting; jogging; the flu

amy_the lovely_elf · « **Reply #10 on:** June 11, 2007, 06:42:42 PM »

vomit marbles, the other is just...eww. and no offense but if I hit someone that can be funny.

would you rather....

walk six miles in hail in the city with nothing on but socks and underwear

or

be sucked into your computer in just socks and underwear and have to wander around the internet to get out

note: everyone would see you.
PS:I'm sorry if both choices are stupid.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #11 on:** June 12, 2007, 12:30:31 PM »

Internet. It wouldn't hurt so bad.

Would you rather...

~ have snow come out of your ears

OR

~ have such a high body temperature that you could never play in the snow again?

amy_the lovely_elf · « **Reply #12 on:** June 12, 2007, 03:49:23 PM »

I choose the temperature thing

would you rather...

eat nothing but paper towels for a year

or

drink out of your behind for a year?

I think I know what you will pick.

Masher101 · « **Reply #13 on:** June 15, 2007, 02:07:57 PM »

Mmm paper towels...

Would you rather...

Watch every YouTube Poop ever created...

Or stare at a wall for a thousand days?

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #14 on:** June 16, 2007, 10:13:36 AM »

Umm... the poop (whatever that may be)

WOULD YOU RATHER EAT...

14 full sticks of butter

or

The contents of Michael Jackson's face?

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #15 on:** June 16, 2007, 10:49:08 AM »

I get the terrible one.

Okay, the 14 pieces of butter. :p

WOULD YOU RATHER...

Do 2,000,000 push ups

OR

Eat a hog alive?

The Chef · « **Reply #16 on:** June 16, 2007, 10:55:21 AM »

Eat a hog. Pork rules, dead or alive.

Would you rather live free or die hard? (lame, I know)

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #17 on:** June 16, 2007, 10:59:21 AM »

Live free.

WOULD YOU RATHER...

Drink ginger pineapple orange brew

or

eat ginger, raw and whole?

Glorb · « **Reply #18 on:** June 16, 2007, 04:51:15 PM »

The first, since it sounds fruity and tropical.

Would you rather pee blood or bleed pee?

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #19 on:** June 17, 2007, 02:44:14 PM »

Bleed pee, man!

WOULD YOU RATHER...

Find a weeble in your bowel movement,

or

Vice-versa?

skater-girl · « **Reply #20 on:** June 18, 2007, 10:45:45 AM »

Uhhh, I guess vice-versa.

Would you rather...

Stick needles through your eyes,

or

Get banned from Fungi Forums?

Glorb · « **Reply #21 on:** June 18, 2007, 01:32:39 PM »

Um, I'd rather get banned, because I could always rejoin and continue wreaking havoc under the name "Gorlb".

Who would you rather fight in a fight club: yourself, or yourself pretending to be someone not yourself while still fighting yourself?

Kojinka · « **Reply #22 on:** June 18, 2007, 01:54:21 PM »

The latter cause it's the most confusing.

Would you rather suffer Din's wrath, or Kratos' wrath?

skater-girl · « **Reply #23 on:** June 18, 2007, 04:16:55 PM »

Kratos' wrath, because it's more pwnsome.

Would you rather...

Have meaty fingers, so meaty that you can't type or mock people,

or

Have cheesy feet, so cheesy that you can't walk or tap dance?

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #24 on:** June 18, 2007, 10:30:15 PM »

Uhh... Cheesy, I suppose (that's a toughie...)

WOULD YOU RATHER...

Appear as Osama bin Laden in the mirror,

or

Have a bizarre neurological condition where any time you enter a room, Darth Vader's theme sounds?

THINGS TO CONSIDER: Shaving; dating; public restrooms

Kojinka · « **Reply #25 on:** June 18, 2007, 10:49:16 PM »

Darth Vader's theme for the ownage!

Would you rather be Bowser stuck in a toilet,

or

Obese Ganondorf with the Master Sword stuck in your forehead?

skater-girl · « **Reply #26 on:** June 19, 2007, 08:24:15 AM »

Bowser stuck in a toilet!(For sure, dude)

WOULD YOU RATHER...

Have a used tissue stuck to your face for as long as you live,

or

Have someone really annoying following you around for as long as you live offering you a used tissue?

Glorb · « **Reply #27 on:** June 19, 2007, 12:46:43 PM »

Oh, jeez...I'd probably go with the latter, since it's ever-so-slightly less gross.

Would you rather transform into a Deinonychus with a British accent whenever you begin a conversation, or have the ability to turn water into dirt?

skater-girl · « **Reply #28 on:** June 19, 2007, 04:50:56 PM »

Turn water into dirt, because I don't know what the other means.

WOULD YOU RATHER...

Go back in time and fail 2nd grade over and over again,

or

Go back in time, but every day go back in time one year?

Glorb · « **Reply #29 on:** June 19, 2007, 06:25:35 PM »

The second, so I could go back hundreds of billions of years and see primordial oozes evolve into the first creatures.

Would you rather, like, kiss Orlando Bloom, or, like, totally kiss Jessie McCartney? *gigglegiggle*

Kojinka · « **Reply #30 on:** June 19, 2007, 08:32:16 PM »

Orlando Bloom (as Legolas <3)

Would you rather have your princess kidnapped every weekend,

or

fall asleep for seven years?

Nintendoobsessed · « **Reply #31 on:** June 20, 2007, 07:42:12 PM »

Have my princess captured.

Would you rather eat a snail

or

Eat a cockroach?

skater-girl · « **Reply #32 on:** June 20, 2007, 07:51:29 PM »

Eat a snail because in France they eat snails.
WOULD YOU RATHER...

Stay the night with your SUPER annoying cousin who keeps you up all night saying, "Let me show you my Pokemans",

or,

Have your brother keep you up all night talking about Invader Zim?

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #33 on:** June 20, 2007, 09:08:48 PM »

Quote

Eat a snail because in France they eat snails.

I did it once and they can't make me do it again!

WOULD YOU RATHER...

Have a lake named after you,

or

Have a popular children's multivitamin shaped in your image?

Glorb · « **Reply #34 on:** June 21, 2007, 09:44:23 AM »

The latter, so I could safely go up to kids and say "Key kid, eat me!"

Would you rather be buried alive with just a flashlight and a dancing frog, or have a medley of The Imperial March with the lyrics and guitars from Freebird stuck in your head forever?

Kojinka · « **Reply #35 on:** June 21, 2007, 12:27:02 PM »

The Imperial March already gets stuck in my head once in a while, so the latter.

Would you rather be forced to watch a 24-hour marathon of 4Kids dubs, or be forced to watch a 24-hour marathon of Barney the Dinosaur?

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #36 on:** June 21, 2007, 07:10:34 PM »

4Kids dubs. I've been fed a constant diet of dub, so I'm immune.

Would you rather sneeze bat boogers

OR

become a Minimoy?

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #37 on:** June 21, 2007, 11:47:57 PM »

Um...a minimoy I guess.

WOULD YOU RATHER

have a bat eat out your eye while you're conscious

OR

be eaten alive by Jabba the Hut?

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #38 on:** June 23, 2007, 05:24:01 PM »

I'll just say Hutt so I don't have to think about it anymore.

WOULD YOU RATHER...

Spontaneously combust,

or

Spontaneously turn into Harriet Beecher Stowe?