Author Topic: The corrupted wish game (Read 56504 times)

Glorb · « **Reply #30 on:** October 23, 2007, 04:10:33 PM »

Instead, you get a guitar with so many frets you can't POSSIBLY have enough fingers to use them!

I wish I were poor.

Rao · « **Reply #31 on:** October 23, 2007, 04:21:08 PM »

ONE-HUNDRED THOOOOOUUUUSAND DOLLAAAARRRS!!!!

I wish I had super-powers.

Kimimaru · « **Reply #32 on:** October 24, 2007, 08:42:23 PM »

You recieved weak powers! Now you can't lift a 1 pound stone!

Man, I wish I can make good forum games...

Hacker Pikachu 25 · « **Reply #33 on:** October 26, 2007, 12:26:20 PM »

You turn into a pie.

I wish I knew where to find GrandDracmon at On Proxy Island.

Glorb · « **Reply #34 on:** October 26, 2007, 05:08:13 PM »

Instead, you just fall and skin your knee.

I wish people would appreciate my hi-larious puns. Gears of War/Ears of Corn? Priceless!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #35 on:** October 27, 2007, 02:35:50 PM »

Instead, everyone stares at you because they don't get the joke.

I wish I was president of the US.

Rao · « **Reply #36 on:** October 27, 2007, 06:21:15 PM »

You become the vice-vice-president of the United States of Yourself.

I wish I were a sasquatch.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #37 on:** October 27, 2007, 07:16:57 PM »

You become a yeti.

I wish I could figure out what Bush is trying to say. :P

Johnny_Macho · « **Reply #38 on:** October 27, 2007, 09:20:51 PM »

instead you understand what a bush says

I wish for a camel.

Rao · « **Reply #39 on:** October 28, 2007, 12:21:23 AM »

You get a horse with a fake hump.

I wish for a saxophone.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #40 on:** October 28, 2007, 07:21:19 AM »

Instead you get Lisa Simpson, who plays a saxaphone but won't let you use it.

I wish I could be Peter Griffin!

Johnny_Macho · « **Reply #41 on:** October 28, 2007, 08:22:38 AM »

instead you become Meg

I wish for a bad pun.

Glorb · « **Reply #42 on:** October 28, 2007, 08:33:25 AM »

You do, sadly, get a bad pun. (Ears of Corn!)

I wish I were an excellent fiddler, just in case the devil challenges me to a fiddle-playing contest.

Johnny_Macho · « **Reply #43 on:** October 28, 2007, 08:46:54 AM »

Instead you are good at just the guitar, so the devil went back to Georgia with your soul. Ouch.

I wish I had Glorb's soul.

Rao · « **Reply #44 on:** October 28, 2007, 10:27:01 AM »

Your gets turned into a bomb.

I wish I was a googolaire.