Author Topic: The corrupted wish game (Read 56849 times)

penguinwizard · « **Reply #90 on:** December 02, 2007, 04:09:16 PM »

Your wish comes true, then Mario picks you up and throws you down a cliff.

I wish I was one of the rabbits from "Watership Down".

Corleone · « **Reply #91 on:** December 03, 2007, 05:52:10 PM »

Granted, but the wish confuses the name of the movie with part of the wish, so you are teleported to a sinking ship.

I wish I were Mario Mario.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #92 on:** December 03, 2007, 06:20:08 PM »

You get turned into Mario Mario from the Mario Bros. movie.

I wish I were crazy!

Corleone · « **Reply #93 on:** December 03, 2007, 06:41:48 PM »

Granted, but you wake up in a mental institution wearing a straitjacket. To tempt you more, there is a bag of gummy bears on a table in front of you.

I wish

Johnny_Macho · « **Reply #94 on:** December 03, 2007, 07:15:31 PM »

You explode

I wish I had a dog with a saddle.

Boo Dudley · « **Reply #95 on:** December 03, 2007, 07:46:31 PM »

It's a Chihuahua, and riding give both you and your steed great pain, also, it makes your behind smell like wet dog and tacos.

I wish my report would write itself.

Rao · « **Reply #96 on:** December 03, 2007, 10:52:58 PM »

You get turned into a piece of paper and a pencil, so now you are your report, so, um, yeah...

I wish knew what I was talking about.

Corleone · « **Reply #97 on:** December 04, 2007, 06:06:23 AM »

Granted, but you are talking about drugs. The police catch you dealing and kill you after your fellow dealer pulls out a gun.

I wish for socks.

dżamper · « **Reply #98 on:** December 04, 2007, 11:49:51 AM »

They are stinkier than The Stinkiest Socks Of The World!

I want nothing.

Rao · « **Reply #99 on:** December 04, 2007, 12:23:37 PM »

People realize how selfless and humble you are, and you get a huge following. Eventually, you write a book that makes millions, and you end up a crabby old man locked in a mansion somewhere with your many possessions.

I wish I was a happy monkey in a jungle eating a banana.

Glorb · « **Reply #100 on:** December 04, 2007, 05:19:39 PM »

Instead, you're just a naked human sitting in the jungle eating a banana, which is quite embarassing.

I wish I had a genie.

^{P.S. 100th reply!}

dżamper · « **Reply #101 on:** December 05, 2007, 08:06:48 AM »

You had a GameGenie.

I WANT 2 ROXOR U & THEN ROFL

Rao · « **Reply #102 on:** December 05, 2007, 04:16:26 PM »

A duckbilled platypus pops out of a hole in the wall and says "No thanks I just ate."

I wish the the grass was purple and the sky was puce.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #103 on:** December 05, 2007, 04:43:47 PM »

You get really bored of the colors after about 80 years or so and wish that the grass was green and the sky was blue.

I wish cars ran on mushrooms instead of gas so we could all go super fast.

Corleone · « **Reply #104 on:** December 05, 2007, 05:13:29 PM »

Granted, but you go so fast that you crash into a wall. While checking under the hood of your car, you look at the mushrooms which are golden. They are so bright your eyes disintegrate.

I wish you couldn't corrupt this wish.