Author Topic: DANGER DUNGEON (Read 46617 times)

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #105 on:** May 02, 2009, 04:54:57 PM »

When I finally get to sleep, I have a dream in which I'm chased by clowns who constantly shout "FORKS AND KNIVES, FORKS AND KNIVES!"

When I wake up, I roll for drinking coffee to get my day started or searching for a better weapon.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #106 on:** May 02, 2009, 04:59:19 PM »

I cast Detect Evil on my pants.

Rao · « **Reply #107 on:** May 02, 2009, 05:37:57 PM »

I attack the slimes and roll for damage.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #108 on:** May 02, 2009, 05:44:35 PM »

Thankfully for Turtlekid, his adventuring party has some coffee.

CrossEyed7's pants are not evil.

Rao rolls a three and adjusts his attack strength accordingly.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #109 on:** May 02, 2009, 05:45:00 PM »

I wonder out loud where I am anyway.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #110 on:** May 02, 2009, 05:46:32 PM »

After drinking the coffee, we explore the cave more.

Roll for searching for treasure or looking for a fight.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #111 on:** May 02, 2009, 06:22:11 PM »

No roll there. Turtlekid's companions are still looking for this treasure deep in the cave. The party continues their exploration and comes across an eleven-foot gap with a button on the other end. "[darn] it! This always happens. It's always eleven feet and I've always only got a ten-foot pole," the man says.

As if to answer CrossEyed7, a sign with "YOU ARE HERE" printed on it appears.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #112 on:** May 02, 2009, 06:36:45 PM »

I throw several potatoes at the button, missing with several but finally hitting it in the end.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #113 on:** May 02, 2009, 06:41:47 PM »

Unfortunately, thanks to the lightness spell, the potato is too light to push the button in. Fortunately, it appears to be a bag of infinite potatoes.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #114 on:** May 02, 2009, 06:47:09 PM »

I magically bind together several dozen potatoes to increase their weight to that of a normal potato and use that to hit the button.

Thanks to my terrible intelligence stat, it never ocurred to me to just undo the lightness spell.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #115 on:** May 02, 2009, 07:01:04 PM »

With the help of the others (because while it may only weigh as much as a potato, it's impossible for a single person to lift it), Turtlekid attempts to throw the potato at the button. It hits the ceiling and falls into the pit. The party can now tell that it is not very deep.

(The lightness spell can't be lifted anyway.)

WarpRattler · « **Reply #116 on:** May 02, 2009, 07:15:03 PM »

I wanted to clarify something. Those of you with some knowledge of this kind of thing may know that putting an extradimensional item into another extradimensional item (such as a bag of holding inside another bag of holding) or casting a spell of extradimensionality on an extradimensional object has very bad effects. However, this does not apply to CrossEyed7's pants because they are science! rather than magic.

I doubt anyone cared about this, but it was bugging me.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #117 on:** May 02, 2009, 08:06:14 PM »

I fashion a rudimentary lathe with my scientific pants.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #118 on:** May 02, 2009, 08:14:23 PM »

A lathe?

Glorb is lying dead in a gutter.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #119 on:** May 02, 2009, 08:18:12 PM »

I use the lathe and a nearby spinning wheel to form the YOU ARE HERE sign into a primitive cell phone.