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WarpRattler

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« Reply #120 on: May 02, 2009, 08:20:35 PM »
Unfortunately, while it has a cell phone shape, it doesn't work as anything more than a large cell phone-shaped bludgeon.

CrossEyed7

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« Reply #121 on: May 02, 2009, 08:22:01 PM »
I use it to bludgeon the employees of the nearest Apple store and steal an iPhone.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

WarpRattler

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« Reply #122 on: May 02, 2009, 08:29:03 PM »
CrossEyed7 is arrested for robbery, assault, and indecent exposure.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #123 on: May 02, 2009, 08:41:32 PM »
I string together several dozen more potatoes into a rope ladder that we then use to climb into the pit and back out on the other side. 

I press the button.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

WarpRattler

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« Reply #124 on: May 02, 2009, 08:46:53 PM »
>string together several dozen potatoes into a rope ladder
You don't have any string.

>press button
You can't reach it.

(Also, the pit has spikes at the bottom.)

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #125 on: May 02, 2009, 08:49:22 PM »
I use my science pants to give Turtlekid string.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #126 on: May 02, 2009, 08:53:36 PM »
With the string CrossEyed gave me, I string together several dozen more potatoes, but this time into a grappling hook that lets us swing across.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

WarpRattler

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« Reply #127 on: May 02, 2009, 08:55:31 PM »
CrossEyed7 didn't give anyone any string, since he's in jail in the present, Turtlekid is in a cave in the recent past, and science pants do not work that way.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #128 on: May 02, 2009, 08:58:16 PM »
I use my ducky-duck powers on the spikes to turn them into giant ducks which carry us to the button.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

WarpRattler

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« Reply #129 on: May 02, 2009, 09:02:59 PM »
You have to make a roll for that.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #130 on: May 02, 2009, 09:05:30 PM »
I roll for that.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

WarpRattler

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« Reply #131 on: May 02, 2009, 09:13:11 PM »
Turtlekid's roll fails. Fed up with his idiocy, the woman grabs the sack of potatoes and starts chucking them into the pit.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #132 on: May 02, 2009, 09:14:56 PM »
Getting an idea, I throw hundreds of potatoes into the pit until it's filled to the brim and safe to cross.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

WarpRattler

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« Reply #133 on: May 02, 2009, 09:24:29 PM »
The female member of the party was already doing that.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #134 on: May 02, 2009, 09:29:24 PM »
I suspiciously glance at the female party-member.  I roll for killing her with my thumb or hitting on her when her boyfriend isn't looking.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"
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