._0: Okay you scurvy dogs, let's go questing in a RPG-esque manner!
@_@: We have nothing else to do to-day.
.: But Oprah's on *whines*
._0: Silence you transfixable eye!
^_^: Do I get a sword?!
O~O: SwOrds for everyoN3.
@_@: Now let's walk around a well-rendered grassy plain and encounter a gang of monsters/aliens/wizards, all the while the whole group is represented by one person.
O~O: L3t's rol1.
(screen dissolves into a turn-based battle set up)
._0: Ok, see those numbers over there? That's those giant dragon's speed points. That means he is faster then us, so we have to stand here and let it slash or burn us once.
.: That doesn' make any se-.
._0: Shutup!
Trog 1: *Burns ^_^ severly*
^_^: Ow! That didn't feel too great!
@_@: *conjures Visine spirit* Visine, use the "Too Many Eye Drops In My Eye and It Kind Of Burns a Little" Attack!
Visine: *fires 5 drops*
Trog 1: *eyedrop'd*
O~O: YaY, now we all get 5 billion experience points.
(Everyone levels up to Level 93947f5443)
^_^: Can I get some potion, or an herb, please?!
._0: I'm saving it for someone I want to live.
@_@: Let's save, I'm hungry.
O~O: ChineSe?
^_^: Sounds good to me!
._0: I could use a cup of coffee, myself.
@_@: Okay, some coffee, some Chinese, then we get back to questing.
To be continuesorz.
.tneb ytilaeR dna dewols emiT
.tnew namggE eht no dna no tuB
Edited by - TEM on 9/4/2004 6:26:12 AM