30 Reasons Why You Love Nintendo:
1. You have owned every system Nintendo has ever made (Nintendo Entertainment Sytem, Super Nintendo Entertainment System, Nintendo 64, Nintendo GAMECUBE, Game Boy, Game Boy Pocket, Game Boy Color, Game Boy Advance, and Virtual Boy), and are also proud to show them off to your PlayStation-loving friends!
2. Your mom grounds you constantly for obsessing about Nintendo too much. (Too much? Never heard of such a word!)
3. You constantly download Nintendo music from the Internet.
4. You constantly download Nintendo games from the Internet.
5. You have dolls of your favorite Nintendo characters (I have one of Wario)!
6. You have posters of PlayStation on your dartboard!
7. You write stories about the Nintendo characters teaming up to save the universe!
8. You dream of Nintendo constantly.
9. You plead to your parents that they have to buy you a new Nintendo system, and that it will be the last one you ever ask for...
10. ...Then 5 years later, you bug them to get you the next Nintendo system!
11. You dress up as different Nintendo characters every Halloween.
12. Nintendo is the theme of all your birthday parties.
13. You always hum the tunes to popular Nintendo games; such as Kirby, Zelda, and Mario!
14. You can play the theme songs of Super Mario Bros. and Zelda on your electronic piano; and you can play them without even knowing a thing about music!
15. You send letters to the SONY corporation, telling them that Nintendo is going to win the video-game race...
16. ...You then recieve letters from the SONY corportation, telling you that you are crazy!
17. You get a tattoo on your arm with the words "I Love Nintendo" on it.
18. You get a bumper sticker that has the words "If you like Nintendo, honk your horn!" on it.
19. You plan dates only with people who like Nintendo.
20. You marry people who have at least one Nintendo system in their home...
21. ...Then you divorce them when you find out they also like PlayStation!
22. You pray to God that Nintendo makes another cartoon series!
23. You cover all your Nintendo systems with plastic wrap to keep dust away from them!
24. You sell your soul to the Devil in order to recieve the newest issue of Nintendo Power magazine!
25. Nintendo is the only thing on your list of "My 100 Favorite Things"!
26. You travel to Japan just to see the Nintendo building; and hopefully go on a tour inside it!
27. You apply for a job at the Nintendo company, hopefully to work as a game designer!
28. You constantly draw pictures of Nintendo characters.
29. You name your pets after Nintendo characters.
30. You name your children after Nintendo characters!
And a special bonus:
31. You discover that Shigeru Miyamoto (the main creator of many Nintendo games) is your long-lost cousin!
*Note: You may add to these if you want...Or just make up some of your own!
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MICROSFT: Nintendo is so old, you should retire! You will fall to the wrath of Microsoft!
NINTENDO: Well, at least WE know how to make good games! Long live Nintendo!
SONY: I like cheese...