Well, I'm in pain a lot but here are a few stories.
When I was seven, I was in gymnastics. We were starting to do flips on the balance beam. An enthusiastic (and very energetic) young girl, I was eager to try the flip. I raised my knee to high and I bruised and almost broke my nose and then I fell off, my leg under me, and fractured that. My mom was so scared that she won't (and still won't but I wish she'd get over it!) let us attend gymnastics.
The same year, after the accident in gymnastics, I attempted to clean my ear with a q-tip. I stuck it too deep and I busted my eardrum. Luckily, I recovered. My ears are very sensitive and I have a permanent ear problem: I get horrible ear aches often and very randomly and I'm on ear medicine that helps soothe the earaches for the rest of my life. I have to get the prescription refilled, as a matter of fact.
Yesterday, I was talking on the phone and I was trying to put my seatbelt on while talking on the phone. I had my thumb where the door closes (for whatever reason). I forgot my thumb was there and I closed the door with one hand. The next instance, I'm screaming and the phone has dropped from my ear into my lap. My thumb was bruised black. The blackness faded and my thumb swelled. It still hurts.
I've never broken anything but I've slammed my hand plenty of times.