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K-Far

« on: July 08, 2009, 09:33:27 PM »
You woke up.

What do you do?
« Last Edit: July 18, 2009, 08:01:50 AM by K-Far »

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2009, 09:34:32 PM »
I wonder what on earth I'm doing inside a cardboard box in an alley behind Wal-Mart.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Black Mage

  • HP １０１８ MP ６８５
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2009, 09:37:44 PM »
I frantically look around me for my fellow astronauts, realizing I must have passed out during take off.

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2009, 10:25:14 PM »
I call my boyfriend and tell him about the terrible nightmare I had.
0000

PaperLuigi

« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2009, 11:18:16 PM »
I turn into Wario and beat up a bunch of guys in a sports bar after getting drunk.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

dc804

« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2009, 12:26:42 AM »
I wake up to find it was a dream.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

K-Far

« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2009, 03:48:59 AM »
Quote from: Black Mage on July 08, 2009, 09:37:44 PM
I frantically look around me for my fellow astronauts, realizing I must have passed out during take off.

You then realize that you where never an astronaut.
"Where am I?  Who am I?" you say, unable to remember even your name.  You look around and find yourself in a white room with only a bed, a dresser, and a door.  You try to get up, but something is stopping you.  You look down to your horror that you are strapped to the bed and completely naked.  A computerized voice then comes out and says:
"Hello, <<<subject name here>>>, welcome to the testing facility!  We hope your brief detention has not been harmful to you.  You are now ready for testing.  Please put on the test suit and procead to the door.  The straps will open in 3...2...1."
An orange jumpsuit then falls from a hatch in the ceiling ant the straps diddapear into the bed. you are now free to move about the room.

What do you do?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2009, 05:10:44 AM »
I fashion the jumpsuit into a hat.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Ultima Shadow

« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2009, 05:42:21 AM »
I look around for a toilet, a radio or a large glowing hole in the wall.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2009, 10:29:11 AM »
I find the portal gun.

Edit: I didn't notice Ultima Shadow already beat me to it.
That was a joke.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2009, 10:40:12 AM »
I look in the dresser for something to wear other than the gaudy jumpsuit.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

PaperLuigi

« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2009, 11:14:44 AM »
I defiantly throw the jumpsuit away and run about the room naked.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2009, 11:25:34 AM »
"These threads are terrible."
0000

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2009, 02:45:08 PM »
I decide to rebel, and refuse to wear my jumpsuit. If they want me to go jumping through their hoops and [dukar], they'll have to watch my nakedness flop about as I do so.
every

dc804

« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2009, 06:51:15 PM »
I wake up to find it was a dream.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Lizard Dude

« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2009, 07:41:46 PM »
I yell, "C'mon mom! Do we really have to go through this every single day?"

K-Far

« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2009, 01:32:12 AM »
srry 4 wait, on vacation

Quote from: Lizard Dude on July 09, 2009, 07:41:46 PM
I yell, "C'mon mom! Do we really have to go through this every single day?"

Yes you do, now get the [darn]ed suit on!
You get the suit on and go through the door.  You first notice that you are transforming.  You start to hunch over as your arms shrink and your feet begin to grow.  A large tail begins to form and you feel spikes and a large hump emerging from your back.  Your nose turns into a spherical shape and starts to enlarge.  All the while your skin has turned green.  At that moment you realize that you have turned into a yoshi.  You look around to find that you are now on Yoshi's Island.  A blue yoshi walks up to you.  You can understand him as if he was speaking English, though you know he is not. 
"Hey, who are you?"

What do you say?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2009, 06:23:56 AM »
"I AM ERROR."
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #18 on: July 13, 2009, 10:22:37 AM »
What kind of story is this?
That was a joke.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2009, 10:36:34 AM »
Seems to be non-fiction.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

K-Far

« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2009, 08:05:30 AM »
I'm back from the vacation.

Quote from: Turtlekid1 on July 13, 2009, 06:23:56 AM
"I AM ERROR."

"Ugh...Steve," says the blue yoshi,"have you been dicking around with those fuzzy things again?  Whatever, they're starting the race so take off that stupid jumpsuit and get ready."  Race, you think to yourself what is he talking about, and who the hell is Steve?  You follow him, finding it hard to keep balance with the big yoshi feet.  The other yoshi notices you struggling.
"Dude, are you all right?" he says.

What do you say?

Llolerskates

  • K-Farbon Copy
« Reply #21 on: July 19, 2009, 04:48:57 AM »
"im fine, how far away is this race?"
« Last Edit: July 20, 2009, 05:17:35 AM by Llolerskates »

K-Far

« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2009, 05:41:46 AM »
Thank you Llolerskates for not ignoring me like all the others.

Quote from: Llolerskates on July 19, 2009, 04:48:57 AM
"im fine, how far away is this race?"

"Just a few more miles, why?" says the blue yoshi.
"Nothing." You say.  After an hour or so, you arrive at a large dirt track.  A yellow yoshi walks up to you.
"Tickets please." he says.  The blue yoshi turns to you, expecting the tickets.  You have no idea how yoshis carry stuff aside from on their backs.

What do you do?

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2009, 09:38:08 AM »
Take a dump right there on the track and cry.
0000

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2009, 10:30:04 AM »
Swallow the yellow Yoshi and lay the egg over the edge of the stage; hopefully, his DI will be terrible and he'll die.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Llolerskates

  • K-Farbon Copy
« Reply #25 on: July 22, 2009, 02:39:42 AM »
say, "Don't you have them?"

Ultima Shadow

« Reply #26 on: July 22, 2009, 02:48:02 AM »
Say you left them in your other pants, then run off before he thinks too hard about what you just said.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #27 on: July 22, 2009, 03:22:38 AM »
I take them off of my back, where I was carrying them.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

K-Far

« Reply #28 on: July 22, 2009, 05:50:57 AM »
Quote from: Ultima Shadow on July 22, 2009, 02:48:02 AM
Say you left them in your other pants, then run off before he thinks too hard about what you just said.

You keep running for a while, not paying attention to where you are going.  You run at full speed, head first into a tree.  Ouch!  After several dazed minuets, you come to your senses and look around. You are in the middle of a forest and have no idea which way to go.

What do you do?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #29 on: July 22, 2009, 06:24:47 AM »
Keep playing minuets and hope the noise attracts some help.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #30 on: July 22, 2009, 02:05:36 PM »
Slowly transform into a skull kid over a period of decades lost in the woods.
0000

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #31 on: July 22, 2009, 02:06:32 PM »
Find a cure for cancer underneath a rock.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Sqrt2

  • 1.41421356
« Reply #32 on: July 22, 2009, 06:17:33 PM »
Keep going forward, in the hope that you find another person who will have some means of exiting the forest.
AA fanboy and proud!

K-Far

« Reply #33 on: July 23, 2009, 12:59:49 AM »
Quote from: Sqrt2 on July 22, 2009, 06:17:33 PM
Keep going forward, in the hope that you find another person who will have some means of exiting the forest.

You keep walking in the direction you think you where going when you hit the tree.  You wander for hours.  You begin to think you are walking in circles.  You lose hope of surviving.  You fall to the ground moaning, ready to die, when off in the distance you see a bright red tent.  You run towards the tent, very weary and hoping there might be food.  You barely make it to the tent.  You look and see a pink duffel bag.  You look inside of it.

The bag contains:
clothes
8GB SD card labeled "Y.I. hike 2"
G.P.S.
large bags of trail mix (1 full, 1 half eaten)
gram crackers (1 box)
king size chocolate bars (2)
marshmallows (1 bag)
bug spray
first aid kit

Oh man, you think to yourself, that trail mix looks- wait a minute, pink tank-top, short shorts, red t-shirt, OVERALLS!!  It is at that moment you realize that you have stumbled upon-
"Don't you-a worry, Peach," says a man in the distance getting closer, "I have-a some band-aids for that-a cut."
"Oh," says a woman's voice also getting closer, "it's only a little scrape, and that trail was absolutely beautiful.  We really should go on."
"No, I insist-a." says the man again, still getting closer.  You realize they are probably not too welcome to stray yoshis poking around in their stuff.  You have to do something, and fast!

What do you do?
« Last Edit: July 23, 2009, 07:38:34 PM by K-Far »

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #34 on: July 23, 2009, 12:31:50 PM »
I ask Mario why he's wearing a pink tank top.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #35 on: July 23, 2009, 01:35:40 PM »
I ask Peach why she's speaking in an Italian accent and calling Mario Peach and why she's a man.
every

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #36 on: July 23, 2009, 01:37:21 PM »
I ask Luigi why he's wearing Mario's clothes and putting the moves on Mario's girlfriend.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #37 on: July 23, 2009, 03:54:24 PM »
I'm a dinosaur with an elastic tongue and a penchant for eating a lot. I eat them.
0000

Sqrt2

  • 1.41421356
« Reply #38 on: July 24, 2009, 04:54:00 PM »
Steal the trail mix and hide in the nearest bush.
« Last Edit: July 26, 2009, 04:41:47 PM by Sqrt2 »
AA fanboy and proud!
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