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« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2009, 07:41:46 PM »
I yell, "C'mon mom! Do we really have to go through this every single day?"

« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2009, 01:32:12 AM »
srry 4 wait, on vacation

I yell, "C'mon mom! Do we really have to go through this every single day?"

Yes you do, now get the [darn]ed suit on!
You get the suit on and go through the door.  You first notice that you are transforming.  You start to hunch over as your arms shrink and your feet begin to grow.  A large tail begins to form and you feel spikes and a large hump emerging from your back.  Your nose turns into a spherical shape and starts to enlarge.  All the while your skin has turned green.  At that moment you realize that you have turned into a yoshi.  You look around to find that you are now on Yoshi's Island.  A blue yoshi walks up to you.  You can understand him as if he was speaking English, though you know he is not. 
"Hey, who are you?"

What do you say?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2009, 06:23:56 AM »
"I AM ERROR."
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #18 on: July 13, 2009, 10:22:37 AM »
What kind of story is this?
That was a joke.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2009, 10:36:34 AM »
Seems to be non-fiction.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2009, 08:05:30 AM »
I'm back from the vacation.

"I AM ERROR."

"Ugh...Steve," says the blue yoshi,"have you been dicking around with those fuzzy things again?  Whatever, they're starting the race so take off that stupid jumpsuit and get ready."  Race, you think to yourself what is he talking about, and who the hell is Steve?  You follow him, finding it hard to keep balance with the big yoshi feet.  The other yoshi notices you struggling.
"Dude, are you all right?" he says.

What do you say?

Llolerskates

  • K-Farbon Copy
« Reply #21 on: July 19, 2009, 04:48:57 AM »
"im fine, how far away is this race?"
« Last Edit: July 20, 2009, 05:17:35 AM by Llolerskates »

« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2009, 05:41:46 AM »
Thank you Llolerskates for not ignoring me like all the others.

"im fine, how far away is this race?"

"Just a few more miles, why?" says the blue yoshi.
"Nothing." You say.  After an hour or so, you arrive at a large dirt track.  A yellow yoshi walks up to you.
"Tickets please." he says.  The blue yoshi turns to you, expecting the tickets.  You have no idea how yoshis carry stuff aside from on their backs.

What do you do?

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2009, 09:38:08 AM »
Take a dump right there on the track and cry.
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Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2009, 10:30:04 AM »
Swallow the yellow Yoshi and lay the egg over the edge of the stage; hopefully, his DI will be terrible and he'll die.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Llolerskates

  • K-Farbon Copy
« Reply #25 on: July 22, 2009, 02:39:42 AM »
say, "Don't you have them?"

« Reply #26 on: July 22, 2009, 02:48:02 AM »
Say you left them in your other pants, then run off before he thinks too hard about what you just said.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #27 on: July 22, 2009, 03:22:38 AM »
I take them off of my back, where I was carrying them.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #28 on: July 22, 2009, 05:50:57 AM »
Say you left them in your other pants, then run off before he thinks too hard about what you just said.

You keep running for a while, not paying attention to where you are going.  You run at full speed, head first into a tree.  Ouch!  After several dazed minuets, you come to your senses and look around. You are in the middle of a forest and have no idea which way to go.

What do you do?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #29 on: July 22, 2009, 06:24:47 AM »
Keep playing minuets and hope the noise attracts some help.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

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