I felt like something was crawling around in my enormous belly, so I went to the doctor. He took an x-ray. Now I know where my cat and gerbil are... And my couch and my sandwich and my alarm clock and my cd and my palmpilot and my talking Donald Trump Bobblehead and my pen and my TV and my WaveBird and my umbrella and my GameBoy Color and my Nintendo Cleaning Wand that I never used and my bike and my bedroom doorknob. Waluigi said, "God, Wario. You've eaten everything but the kitchen sink." The doctor said, "No, he ate that, too. See?" I guess I shouldn't eat so much. The doctor didn't find my DS, though...
I'm hungry.
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