Author Topic: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer (Read 1297920 times)

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #2040 on:** December 13, 2005, 03:46:19 PM »

No, it's a biscuit.

If there's a question mark on the end of a sentence, does that mean the sentence is confused?

Bigluigifan1.0 · « **Reply #2041 on:** December 13, 2005, 04:32:29 PM »

It also means the person that answers may not always be right.

What do like better, dollars or cents?

Hydra_Hunter · « **Reply #2042 on:** December 13, 2005, 04:37:44 PM »

cents. cuz there shinier.

what CAD rendering program did they use to make the original NES super mario bros. mario?

BP · « **Reply #2043 on:** December 13, 2005, 06:41:49 PM »

The old one.

What kind of school staff holds off Christmas vactation until December 23rd?

Bigluigifan1.0 · « **Reply #2044 on:** December 13, 2005, 07:44:13 PM »

Yours.

Sup?

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #2045 on:** December 13, 2005, 08:04:10 PM »

notin.

You?

DeadAwake · « **Reply #2046 on:** December 13, 2005, 11:04:59 PM »

Who? Me?

Get along, little doggie. Why are you so shy?

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #2047 on:** December 14, 2005, 11:23:01 AM »

Because I'm a Nintendog, and your stylus is defective.

I know you are, but what am I?

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #2048 on:** December 14, 2005, 03:21:47 PM »

An object.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Bigluigifan1.0 · « **Reply #2049 on:** December 14, 2005, 03:27:59 PM »

Chicken, an egg could not live without a chicken.

What came first the Waddle Dee or the Waddle Doo?

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #2050 on:** December 14, 2005, 03:30:21 PM »

(This is page 1337, except, it is missing a 3 so its only 137, not 1337)
Waddly

Who said so?

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #2051 on:** December 14, 2005, 03:46:20 PM »

So?

Would you like an SP?
[___]
[+oo]

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2052 on:** December 14, 2005, 07:54:33 PM »

Yeah! Now I can add another SP to my collection.

Got milk?

Suffix · « **Reply #2053 on:** December 14, 2005, 07:59:42 PM »

What do you think?! Of course I do.

Four giraffes walked into a speakerphone store. What did the third one say?

bobman37 · « **Reply #2054 on:** December 14, 2005, 09:37:09 PM »

" ", because giraffes don't talk.

Ha ha! That reminds me... Two muffins are in the oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it just me or is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Woah! A talking muffin!"

Anyway...

How many times do you have to do the Rain Dance before someone finally gives you a dollar?