Author Topic: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer (Read 1284864 times)

Bigluigifan1.0 · « **Reply #1560 on:** September 22, 2005, 01:32:45 PM »

Luigi.

Where's the bathroom in Princess Peach's Castle?

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Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 9/22/2005 12:33:43 PM

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1561 on:** September 22, 2005, 03:46:26 PM »

What castle? Peach lives in a Porta Potty!

How long would it take for Wario to consume five pieces of chicken, plus 10 beef patties, 4 large french fries, 15 fruit salads and a diet soda?

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #1562 on:** September 22, 2005, 04:19:50 PM »

15 seconds.

I ran. I got the ball. I brought it back. Now what?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch

Bigluigifan1.0 · « **Reply #1563 on:** September 22, 2005, 04:21:50 PM »

Roll over.

Where's the bacon?

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Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!

Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.

Suffix · « **Reply #1564 on:** September 22, 2005, 05:07:05 PM »

The machine broke. What's the warranty on that signature? I want a refund.

[I.J.]What could cut french toast better than a Russian assault rifle?

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #1565 on:** September 23, 2005, 06:11:38 AM »

A French Toast cutter. XD

What's that tall thing behind you?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch

Glorb · « **Reply #1566 on:** September 23, 2005, 01:26:31 PM »

A giant angry -- wait, no -- aaaaaarrrggghhah!! Ah! Ah! Noooo!

Whew. What was that?!

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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)

justinyoshi · « **Reply #1567 on:** September 23, 2005, 02:10:06 PM »

a: a giant, cute & fuzzy, baby ALF that just sneezed.

q: if a coconut is jumping on the ceiling, does it go up & down, or down & up?

ducky go down de hole!

Edited by - justinyoshi on 9/23/2005 1:10:34 PM

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #1568 on:** September 23, 2005, 03:11:21 PM »

It doesn't go up at all. It goes down... way, WAY down...

Why do you guys think Mom's so happy all of a sudden?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #1569 on:** September 24, 2005, 06:46:47 PM »

She won the lotto!

Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?

HolyAarom · « **Reply #1570 on:** September 24, 2005, 08:13:49 PM »

I don't know.

How come I don't know?

Nintendo,Mario,and Bomberman pwns. Sony,Microsoft,and Halo are n00bs.

Bigluigifan1.0 · « **Reply #1571 on:** September 24, 2005, 09:04:40 PM »

Because your not smrt. (Smart)

Is your pillow lumpy?

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Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!

Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #1572 on:** September 24, 2005, 09:13:46 PM »

Ye-he-heeees. <:-(

<1:-) Does that look like a wizard dude to you? Or at least some guy with a pointy hat?

Edited by - The Blue Toad on 9/24/2005 8:16:25 PM

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #1573 on:** September 26, 2005, 05:58:24 AM »

Pointy hat guy!

Iwhfkaewaiwtpgfveikht?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch

Bigluigifan1.0 · « **Reply #1574 on:** September 26, 2005, 06:35:05 AM »

No it's ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Are you dead? (Sorry about that I didn't see the other one.)

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Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!

Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.

Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 9/26/2005 4:12:00 PM