I was buying lots of stuff with my college ID card, including a $76 box that was apparently made by Sega (while buying the box, I temporarily became Tim Taylor). Then I had to lend my mom a book I had used for a math class a while ago, and had written all over. There was probably more.
Then I had another dream. There were three parts going on simultaneously, and I don't remember when they switched back and forth, so I'll just do them one at a time:
I dreamed I had gotten Chrono Trigger DS and several other games off of Amazon. The cover of Chrono Trigger, which for some reason I was calling Third Love, had gotten bent, so I decided to take it out and rip it up. I was holding one piece of the cover and looking at it while walking around. I saw a sticker on it that was a note from the seller, saying that the drum controller it was supposed to come with should be in the box. It wasn't, so I made a note to leave some negative feedback or something. I peeled off the sticker and saw some screenshots of the mode where you would use the drum controller, to fight 3D Goombas. Another screenshot was a video of a giant mechanized Mario walking through a post-apocalyptic city with the Master Sword, and he ran into Sonic. Then Mario became a Hyper Sonic that was either made out of stone or metal. Then that became a kangaroo in Mechagodzilla garb, and I was facing it. The game was called "Get the Kangaroo Wet." The mechakangaroo pushed me through the city, to the left side where there was a beach. There was no water there, but it was all a big set that we were pretending was real. The kangaroo's mecha armor temporarily disappeared, and I started pushing it back to the right, but when we got all the way to the other side of the city, there wasn't another beach, just a wall. I realized that I was apparently supposed to throw it into the water when we were at the beach. So I did that. The dog who was running the game laughed. The dog was based on some fictional character, but I can't remember who. It may have been the older brother in The Perfect Score. I realized that the little piece of the Chrono Trigger cover was in the kangaroo's mouth. As I went to get it back, with the dog laughing in the background, the kangaroo became a small whale and the shred of the Chrono Trigger cover became the whole The World Ends With You cover, and I had no idea how that had gotten into his mouth. I asked the dog futilely if he knew how to get the kangawhale's mouth open, and then just went in there myself, finally pulling out a bent and slobbery cover. I lamented it for a while, but then I realized that it wasn't the cover, it was just the My Nintendo registration thing for it (which it doesn't actually have).
Also, I was part of a group of people, which seemed to include Dave Coulier and John Stamos, who were being led, often by one of my college professors, named Buzo, through a basement and doing some stuff that involved paint. There was some kind of test where we were supposed to spray different colors of paint on a big piece of paper that was standing up in front of us. Dave Coulier wasn't too sure of himself, but John Stamos reassured him. Then I tried it, in another room, and then realized I did it wrong. I kind of got separated from the group, and ended up going to the floor above my floor in the dorm, where there were 3-inch tall cardboard cutouts of naked men scattered around the floor. There was a tiny little car with tiny little people in it that fell down and landed upside down, trapping the tiny people, right around the time that I thought about leaving negative feedback for the guy that left out the Chrono Trigger drums. I went back down to my floor, where either Buzo or John Stamos was asleep in the chair.
The third concurrent line, and the one I woke up on, involved a hypothetical Wii version of Master of Illusion. Unlike the DS game, where you use the DS to perform magic tricks in real life, this was kind of an RPG where you played as a new inductee in magician school. There were many different tricks, most of them pretty large-scale stuff, and your character could do them all right away, but the point was that for all of them you saw how they were actually done. A fat guy turned off the lights and tried to make a joke about Maxwell Smart in the future, but the person he was trying to set the joke up with was a receptionist who was behind a big metal curtain and probably wasn't there anymore, so he just quickly delivered his punchline and cut his losses. This trick had something to do with a Barbie and a Ken being in a to-scale motorhome, and the audience only being able to see their silhouettes. At first they were Minnie and Donald (and Donald was a mouse), but they became Barbie and Ken pretty soon. Both of them had long hair. I was outside the motorhome, and wasn't sure if I was really supposed to be there, but I was pretending to be a monster outside their motorhome and trying to scare them. They didn't really react, being dolls, but assistants kept moving them around and talking for them. I was wearing
these glasses. I was actually starting to scare myself a bit, especially when I saw that the dolls (which had somehow unnoticeably become my size) had glowing eyes. I think this is where I woke up.
