Author Topic: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper (Read 560170 times)

BP · « **Reply #330 on:** September 24, 2005, 04:59:53 PM »

(Paper) Mario's hammer mutilates rock

My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #331 on:** September 24, 2005, 10:40:38 PM »

ahmmer catches on fire in a giant fireball that evaporates all water in the galaxy and is so hot that fire extunguishers have no effect. HA I WIN!

Suffix · « **Reply #332 on:** September 24, 2005, 10:47:02 PM »

Giant fireball is suddenly extinguished by the formation of a -white hole-, which spews out hydrogen and oxygen that rapidly fuse together in familiar ways.

BP · « **Reply #333 on:** September 24, 2005, 11:21:52 PM »

White hole is crushed by a paramedic in a freak piggy accident.

My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #334 on:** September 25, 2005, 02:06:00 PM »

Paramedic explodes when he eats bad chili.

"And I realized a chyojin doesn''t need useless power. What''s Important and surpasses power is spirit....." Buffaloman from Kinnikuman.

Markio · « **Reply #335 on:** September 25, 2005, 02:16:33 PM »

Emeril makes bad chili taste good.

â€œOf all the people I know, it is expected that Watoad will say â€˜cheeseâ€™ first.â€

Luigison · « **Reply #336 on:** September 25, 2005, 02:17:07 PM »

[12:10] * Chup/inert is now known as Chup/paper
[12:20] * Deez/away is now known as Deez/scissors
[12:20] * L`son/D`oh is now known as L`son/rock
[12:23] <Deez/scissors> You win this time
[12:24] <Chup/paper> I beat L`son/rock
[12:24] <L`son/rock> You were cut by Deez.
[12:24] <EM/AFK> You can't beat L`son/rock if you're cut up!
[12:24] <L`son/rock> Then I beat Deez.
[12:24] <Chup/paper> Curses

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #337 on:** September 25, 2005, 03:21:50 PM »

Does the above somehow disable Emeril? If no, It does now.
The above post and its Not pertainingness to the topic per say leads emeril to confusion, and disables him.

BP · « **Reply #338 on:** September 26, 2005, 12:23:06 AM »

Persim berry gets rid of confusion

My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #339 on:** September 26, 2005, 06:03:34 AM »

Figy Berry causes confusion. (thiis Pokemon must not like spicy berries)

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch

Markio · « **Reply #340 on:** September 26, 2005, 08:53:58 AM »

Markio is unaffected by berry because he knows nothing of those items.

BP · « **Reply #341 on:** September 26, 2005, 06:46:04 PM »

Disgruntled Moths eat Markio

My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #342 on:** September 26, 2005, 07:11:50 PM »

Electric Walrus zaps away moths.

"And I realized a chyojin doesn''t need useless power. What''s Important and surpasses power is spirit....." Buffaloman from Kinnikuman.

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #343 on:** September 26, 2005, 07:44:48 PM »

Brock's Onix is immune to electricity after being zapped by Pikachu. Thus, is sits on the electric walrus.

Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!

Suffix · « **Reply #344 on:** September 26, 2005, 08:44:08 PM »

Geomagnetic storm causes the Onix to fall apart. Wait, was that how he was held together?!