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Author Topic: Worst ways to die in real life  (Read 25581 times)

« Reply #105 on: April 18, 2011, 10:40:24 PM »
sea water
Technically people float in salt water. Drowning is unlikely.

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« Reply #106 on: April 18, 2011, 11:29:56 PM »
The first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose. Then your left eye followed by your right. But your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
Inconceivable!
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #107 on: April 19, 2011, 08:11:54 AM »
Anybody want a peanut?
Luigison: Question everything!
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« Reply #108 on: April 19, 2011, 10:21:38 AM »
Technically people float in salt water. Drowning is unlikely.
How long can you swim without arms, feet, or knees?

Long enough to die of dehydration instead of drowning?
"I was going to post and say "I have one of those!" because I recognized the hair immediately, but then the rest of the pic loaded and I nearly spit my drink out."
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« Reply #109 on: April 19, 2011, 10:58:44 AM »
Dehydration is not drowning.

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