Author Topic: Funny joke, possibly inappropriate (Read 2362 times)

frostbite · « **on:** August 01, 2002, 12:46:25 AM »

Nevermind, I don't want to jeopardize my tenure here.

Edited by - frostbite on 7/31/2002 11:57:58 PM

Vegeta · « **Reply #1 on:** August 04, 2002, 09:34:05 PM »

Oh, come on already! Post it! Or at least post something that you'll be able to get away with. You peaked my curiousity.

Super Saiyan Vegeta

frostbite · « **Reply #2 on:** August 05, 2002, 12:44:58 PM »

I peaked you curiosity? Don't you mean piqued? Okay, I'll tell you another one.

There was this little boy in school, and he heard his friends using two words he didn't understand. So he went home and told his mom, "I was in school and I heard my friends using two words I didn't understand. P/ussy and b/itch." So the mom said, "P/ussy is a cat, and b/itch is a female dog." The little boy thought back to the conversation his little friends had, and he realized that in the way the were using the words, his mom's definitions didn't make any sense. So he asked his dad what they meant. His pulled out a pornographic magazine circled the woman's genital area. "You see the circle? That's a p/ussy."
"What's a b/itch?"
"Everything outside the circle."

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In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people.
Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed, and blew it out.

Vegeta · « **Reply #3 on:** August 06, 2002, 01:36:11 AM »

Yeah, that's pretty good. Here, let me tell you one of my own that I heard. Here goes. This woman wanted to win the lottery really bad, so, that night, she went home and prayed to God about it. She said, "Lord, please let me win the lottery, a have a lot of bills I need to pay." The next day, she didn't win, so she prayed again the following night. "Lord, please let me win the lottery." The next day, she still didn't win. That night, she began to pray again. "Lord, please let me..." Suddenly, the Lord interrupted. "Woman," He said, "Help Me out here....buy a ticket!!!"

I know, it's probably not as good as yours, but it was the only thing I could think of at the moment.

Super Saiyan Vegeta

Sey me · « **Reply #4 on:** August 07, 2002, 05:28:59 AM »

EXTREME LMAO. Seriously, LMAO.
'There were three kids walking near a canyon. They got to a cliff, and saw a man standing there. They asked for directions, and he said, "I can do better than that. You see that smoke halfway down the canyon? Jump into that, but just before you land, shout what you want most in the world. You'll land in a pile of it!"
And so the first kid jumped and shouted, "DIAMONDS!" and he landed in a pile of diamonds. The second kid jumped and shouted, "MONEY!" and he landed in a pile of trillions of dollars.
Just as the third one went to jump, he tripped up on a rock, "Ah, s/hit!!" he said. And so he landed in a pile of....'

Pretty funny, eh Mikey? -Legion, Shadowman

Vegeta · « **Reply #5 on:** August 07, 2002, 04:47:48 PM »

For your information, I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to frostbite.

Super Saiyan Vegeta

Vegeta · « **Reply #6 on:** August 07, 2002, 04:49:14 PM »

P.S. And I thought frostbite's joke was funnier anyway. I heard your joke a long time ago. It's old!

Super Saiyan Vegeta

cable04 · « **Reply #7 on:** August 15, 2002, 11:48:09 AM »

oooooh
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Vegeta · « **Reply #8 on:** August 16, 2002, 02:36:29 AM »

O-kay. What's that all about?

Super Saiyan Vegeta