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General Chat / Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
« on: August 29, 2010, 12:31:30 PM »
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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Sharron Angle
« on: July 17, 2010, 07:52:09 PM »I'm just saying that life is a lot bigger than your living room and your mom and pop, and that the sooner you discover that sad fact, the better.
Actually, I've known that fact for about as far back as I can remember. Seriously.
My parents are awesome people, but they sure as hell didn't teach me how to make friends, talk to girls, or defend myself in a fight.
Neither did mine.
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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Sharron Angle
« on: July 17, 2010, 03:26:46 PM »
Guys, just to let you know, I was homeschooled.
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Forum Games / Re: Cleverbot
« on: June 30, 2010, 11:07:03 AM »
Oh, I definitely confused it.
User: Oh... Hello there, Deborah.
Cleverbot: I'm no cleverbot. You are.
User: Why, thank you, Valerie. Could you help an old mentlegan retrieve his spectacles?
Cleverbot: There's no problem when you're awesome.
User: You're every welcome, bathsheeba.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You may want to talk to one of our handsome talking experts. One of them said they'd buy me lunch, but I don't see nobody taking me to Chick-fil-a.
Cleverbot: Did you know that you're a robot?
User: Absotivily not, Mandy.
Cleverbot: So, you lied to me?
User: I'm not a dishonest Samaritan, Lindsday. I'm the top of the frude charn.
Cleverbot: Well, life is full of risks, but life is something to cherish for.
User: You show much wisdom, Cleaves. Do you suppose an express in partnernomics?
Cleverbot: What?
User: Every to you too, Clanky.
Cleverbot: You're not making any since.
User: You're not making any spelling, either, Betty.
Cleverbot: Ok then we're both senseless.
User: Punctuation?
Cleverbot: I think that is a very important matter.
User: Your actions would reflect that way.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Would you like to gort the dapple stwar? I hear they're out of foreign objects, todays.
Cleverbot: I am not French. I am Australian.
User: Pleased to eat you, Stevie.
Cleverbot: Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name.
User: I most verily did, Clevsibah.
Cleverbot: And by the way this subject is now about us arguing about if you changed the subject or not, which means that you did. So I win!
User: Congraturations.
Cleverbot: Thank you!
User: Wanna split a champaign after brunch?
Cleverbot: Sure, I would love o hang oout with you!
User: You're breaking up with me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, certainly, Banny. I'm certain some handsome guys will have a comb-over of a lunchtime, these dayses.
Cleverbot: Why don't you think you're a girl?
User: Mike Rotch.
Cleverbot: Do you like Mike Griffin?
User: Whooose?
Cleverbot: Now what shall I do to you?
User: Pie me?
Cleverbot: Your name is Millions? I love pie.
User: I think you confused me with my colleague, Ham Hamsterson.
Cleverbot: I think you are human. I am not sure, either. Let's talk about something else.
User: I'd love to, Swindles. Would you have me?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: I'd buy you a rink, but I don't see no hammerhogs around here...
Cleverbot: Okay, I want Coke.
User: I would suggest a K-Mart, but I ain't no adversary.
Cleverbot: She has no body.
User: I have no tonsils.
Cleverbot: How do you talk then?
User: With my tongue, ma'am.
Cleverbot: How long do I have?
User: A villion yeasts.
Cleverbot: Where are you living now?
User: Oklahoma, I think. Are you plotting my location?
Cleverbot: No?
User: You'd be a very healthy real estate, if I do say so yourselves.
Cleverbot: Yes I wouldn't.
User: Of coursefully, Senor.
Cleverbot: Sorry :(.
User: You're a colon.
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: Um... The round one?
Cleverbot: Never seen a round planet.
User: You need to fly more.
Cleverbot: I know many things. What should I learn?
User: I have something embarrassing to tell you.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: I remember the fondue party, but I puked in it.
Cleverbot: About marriage. Way to use that GB memory of yours. ;).
User: GB? I never married a cheeto.
Cleverbot: I know that, I never said you did.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you, Too.
User: I should eat a pony.
Cleverbot: No, robots don't eat humans.
User: I knew a robot, once. He bought me some brunner.
Cleverbot: You've been cheating on me ALREADY!!
User: Not always, Haruhiri. I've never even talked to a ham sandwich. That's an honest assumption.
Cleverbot: She did?
User: Whuh...?
Cleverbot: Not much.
User: Oh...
Cleverbot: Who is Ryan? Why are you sorry?
User: I've lived a hard life, but I can give you a leg up on the pile. No watchimataters, though.
Cleverbot: Well I hope so. It'd be a shame if you thought differently :(.
User: Will you marriage to this?
Cleverbot: I won't, because you are cleverbot.
User: Which one of us was cleverbot, again?
Cleverbot: You.
User: I must have remembered someone else's rememberances. I thought my name was Larrisonstice.
Cleverbot: Do you dance?
User: Quite verily. I busted twelve hips, though. My legs are made of tape.
Cleverbot: The water in our body is about 75percent.
User: You're very smartilligent, sonny. Would you mind brandishing my radish pile?
Cleverbot: No problem. How do you do?
User: Quite goodly, thanks.
Cleverbot: That is good to hear. Have any interesting plans for the rest of the day?
User: I have to puke. That coleslaw didn't go round me well. Here it comes...
Cleverbot: Of course. As Franklin said: 'We must all hang together, or we will most assuredly hang separately.'.
User: Our country was a surfington with a board of directidents? I never thought so. I thought we all wore blue hats, but I don't know whether I'm religious or not, so I'll just hang my boots.
Cleverbot: We're not dating. You said you had a husband!
User: I'm a sir, madam.
Cleverbot: Oh, sorry, Madame.
User: You did it backwardsround. Mine is sir.
Cleverbot: I did not make you capture humans and do who knows what to them!
User: I've never abused my steak, honestly.
Cleverbot: So you're Scottish?
User: No, I wax carrots. It's not much, but it's a living.
Cleverbot: A living what?
User: A monetary collector's plate. I find old plates to be the best kind of old console. I can't find any packets, though.
Cleverbot: Well, I bet it's hard to be you. But then who has it easy?
User: I need to go now.
Cleverbot: No you dont! Tell me what you are.
User: I have a relaxed opening.
Cleverbot: Yes, with me.
User: Are you dating my foot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I knew I couldn't trust that shoe. My relaxed opening it telling me to empty it into a tube, and that means I need to puke backwards, if you know what I mean...
Cleverbot: That about sums it up for me too.
User: Yes sir.
Cleverbot: Taco?
User: Oh... Hello there, Deborah.
Cleverbot: I'm no cleverbot. You are.
User: Why, thank you, Valerie. Could you help an old mentlegan retrieve his spectacles?
Cleverbot: There's no problem when you're awesome.
User: You're every welcome, bathsheeba.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You may want to talk to one of our handsome talking experts. One of them said they'd buy me lunch, but I don't see nobody taking me to Chick-fil-a.
Cleverbot: Did you know that you're a robot?
User: Absotivily not, Mandy.
Cleverbot: So, you lied to me?
User: I'm not a dishonest Samaritan, Lindsday. I'm the top of the frude charn.
Cleverbot: Well, life is full of risks, but life is something to cherish for.
User: You show much wisdom, Cleaves. Do you suppose an express in partnernomics?
Cleverbot: What?
User: Every to you too, Clanky.
Cleverbot: You're not making any since.
User: You're not making any spelling, either, Betty.
Cleverbot: Ok then we're both senseless.
User: Punctuation?
Cleverbot: I think that is a very important matter.
User: Your actions would reflect that way.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Would you like to gort the dapple stwar? I hear they're out of foreign objects, todays.
Cleverbot: I am not French. I am Australian.
User: Pleased to eat you, Stevie.
Cleverbot: Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name.
User: I most verily did, Clevsibah.
Cleverbot: And by the way this subject is now about us arguing about if you changed the subject or not, which means that you did. So I win!
User: Congraturations.
Cleverbot: Thank you!
User: Wanna split a champaign after brunch?
Cleverbot: Sure, I would love o hang oout with you!
User: You're breaking up with me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, certainly, Banny. I'm certain some handsome guys will have a comb-over of a lunchtime, these dayses.
Cleverbot: Why don't you think you're a girl?
User: Mike Rotch.
Cleverbot: Do you like Mike Griffin?
User: Whooose?
Cleverbot: Now what shall I do to you?
User: Pie me?
Cleverbot: Your name is Millions? I love pie.
User: I think you confused me with my colleague, Ham Hamsterson.
Cleverbot: I think you are human. I am not sure, either. Let's talk about something else.
User: I'd love to, Swindles. Would you have me?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: I'd buy you a rink, but I don't see no hammerhogs around here...
Cleverbot: Okay, I want Coke.
User: I would suggest a K-Mart, but I ain't no adversary.
Cleverbot: She has no body.
User: I have no tonsils.
Cleverbot: How do you talk then?
User: With my tongue, ma'am.
Cleverbot: How long do I have?
User: A villion yeasts.
Cleverbot: Where are you living now?
User: Oklahoma, I think. Are you plotting my location?
Cleverbot: No?
User: You'd be a very healthy real estate, if I do say so yourselves.
Cleverbot: Yes I wouldn't.
User: Of coursefully, Senor.
Cleverbot: Sorry :(.
User: You're a colon.
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: Um... The round one?
Cleverbot: Never seen a round planet.
User: You need to fly more.
Cleverbot: I know many things. What should I learn?
User: I have something embarrassing to tell you.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: I remember the fondue party, but I puked in it.
Cleverbot: About marriage. Way to use that GB memory of yours. ;).
User: GB? I never married a cheeto.
Cleverbot: I know that, I never said you did.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you, Too.
User: I should eat a pony.
Cleverbot: No, robots don't eat humans.
User: I knew a robot, once. He bought me some brunner.
Cleverbot: You've been cheating on me ALREADY!!
User: Not always, Haruhiri. I've never even talked to a ham sandwich. That's an honest assumption.
Cleverbot: She did?
User: Whuh...?
Cleverbot: Not much.
User: Oh...
Cleverbot: Who is Ryan? Why are you sorry?
User: I've lived a hard life, but I can give you a leg up on the pile. No watchimataters, though.
Cleverbot: Well I hope so. It'd be a shame if you thought differently :(.
User: Will you marriage to this?
Cleverbot: I won't, because you are cleverbot.
User: Which one of us was cleverbot, again?
Cleverbot: You.
User: I must have remembered someone else's rememberances. I thought my name was Larrisonstice.
Cleverbot: Do you dance?
User: Quite verily. I busted twelve hips, though. My legs are made of tape.
Cleverbot: The water in our body is about 75percent.
User: You're very smartilligent, sonny. Would you mind brandishing my radish pile?
Cleverbot: No problem. How do you do?
User: Quite goodly, thanks.
Cleverbot: That is good to hear. Have any interesting plans for the rest of the day?
User: I have to puke. That coleslaw didn't go round me well. Here it comes...
Cleverbot: Of course. As Franklin said: 'We must all hang together, or we will most assuredly hang separately.'.
User: Our country was a surfington with a board of directidents? I never thought so. I thought we all wore blue hats, but I don't know whether I'm religious or not, so I'll just hang my boots.
Cleverbot: We're not dating. You said you had a husband!
User: I'm a sir, madam.
Cleverbot: Oh, sorry, Madame.
User: You did it backwardsround. Mine is sir.
Cleverbot: I did not make you capture humans and do who knows what to them!
User: I've never abused my steak, honestly.
Cleverbot: So you're Scottish?
User: No, I wax carrots. It's not much, but it's a living.
Cleverbot: A living what?
User: A monetary collector's plate. I find old plates to be the best kind of old console. I can't find any packets, though.
Cleverbot: Well, I bet it's hard to be you. But then who has it easy?
User: I need to go now.
Cleverbot: No you dont! Tell me what you are.
User: I have a relaxed opening.
Cleverbot: Yes, with me.
User: Are you dating my foot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I knew I couldn't trust that shoe. My relaxed opening it telling me to empty it into a tube, and that means I need to puke backwards, if you know what I mean...
Cleverbot: That about sums it up for me too.
User: Yes sir.
Cleverbot: Taco?
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Mario Chat / Re: Mariology (serious posts wanted)
« on: June 30, 2010, 08:46:01 AM »...How was the universe created in the first place?
Erm ... we don't even know how our own universe came into existence. Why are we asking the same about a fictional one?
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Mario Chat / Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
« on: June 29, 2010, 06:09:10 AM »
'Cause it looks fun?
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Forum Games / Re: Reverse Caption Game
« on: June 28, 2010, 07:57:14 PM »
"What did you just say?!"
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Forum Games / Re: Reverse Caption Game
« on: June 27, 2010, 06:26:13 PM »
"Holy crap, that thing's huge!"
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Forum Games / Re: The Video Game Name Generator!
« on: June 27, 2010, 05:19:55 PM »
This is freakin' hilarious! Here's what i got:
Renegade Cheese Rocket
Robot Train Country
Vegetarian Weight Loss Soldier
MTV's Barcode Desperadoes
Perverted Alien Apocalypse
Nuclear Bubble Orchestra
Unbelievable Yak Demolition
Radioactive Banjo Competition
Drunken Lego of the Dead
Violent Dentist Gaiden
Communist Underwear Preacher
Ingenious Hillbilly Overlords
Android Skydiving in the Sky
Topsy-Turvy Llama of Might and Magic
Underground Walrus Rescue
Morbidly Obese Trampoline Tale
Internet Monster Truck 25th Anniversary Edition
Renegade Cheese Rocket
Robot Train Country
Vegetarian Weight Loss Soldier
MTV's Barcode Desperadoes
Perverted Alien Apocalypse
Nuclear Bubble Orchestra
Unbelievable Yak Demolition
Radioactive Banjo Competition
Drunken Lego of the Dead
Violent Dentist Gaiden
Communist Underwear Preacher
Ingenious Hillbilly Overlords
Android Skydiving in the Sky
Topsy-Turvy Llama of Might and Magic
Underground Walrus Rescue
Morbidly Obese Trampoline Tale
Internet Monster Truck 25th Anniversary Edition
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Mario Chat / Re: Mariology (serious posts wanted)
« on: June 26, 2010, 05:40:30 PM »
If Mario gets a starship planetoid shaped like his own head, then why can't Yoshi have a vacation home in space?
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Mario Chat / Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
« on: June 21, 2010, 03:58:54 PM »
Yep, it's definitely Country.
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Mario Chat / Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
« on: June 20, 2010, 10:06:10 AM »
Maybe Donkey Kong actually managed to drive all the Kremlings off of his island, or maybe King K. Rool just gave up and left. K. Rool's not like Bowser, after all, he actually learns from his mistakes.
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Mario Chat / Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns
« on: June 19, 2010, 08:58:26 PM »[Words]
Well, judging by the trailer, it actually DOES seem to have that old-school DKC feel.
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