Author Topic: SPACE FRONTIERS: A Game of Dangerous Galaxoadventures (Read 10889 times)

Glorb · « **on:** May 07, 2009, 12:05:50 PM »

The year is 20X9, which is far in the future of mankind. Space is a dangerous frontier where aliens, space criminals, and Muslims live.

Your class can be a Space Cop, Space Criminal, Space Mutant, Cowboy, Rapper, or Space Pirate.

The story starts off where you're on like a spaceship or something and it's career day.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #1 on:** May 07, 2009, 12:06:58 PM »

I'll be a Raper.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2 on:** May 07, 2009, 12:29:48 PM »

Since my ancestor, Captain Morgan, was a pirate, I will carry on his "great" legacy and become a Space Pirate.

I'm a space pirate from Metroid, right? That's what I'm assuming.

TEM · « **Reply #3 on:** May 07, 2009, 02:02:49 PM »

I'm a Space Cop. I'm patrolling a rough area of the Galaxy and yes I AM looking for trouble. For a weapon I have a nuclear revolver.

Rao · « **Reply #4 on:** May 07, 2009, 02:11:14 PM »

I can't be a Space Cowboy? I can only be a lame old regular cowboy?

Glorb · « **Reply #5 on:** May 07, 2009, 02:32:07 PM »

Precisely. You become a Space Cowboy when you reach level nine.

Out of nowhere, someone from the crowd pulls a SPACE GUN!

Rao · « **Reply #6 on:** May 07, 2009, 02:52:49 PM »

OK, I'm a Cowboy. I grab the SPACE GUN with my LASER Lasso.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #7 on:** May 07, 2009, 03:00:19 PM »

I do some singing and raping to distract the crowd. I roll for Bard abilities.

Glorb · « **Reply #8 on:** May 07, 2009, 03:08:03 PM »

CrossEyed successfully rolls out of the way of the oncoming Bard Abilities, which is maybe some kind of alien.

Rao · « **Reply #9 on:** May 07, 2009, 03:39:51 PM »

I jump on my Starcycle and hightail it outta there!

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #10 on:** May 07, 2009, 03:42:24 PM »

I chase after Rao. I roll for my Fast Running skill.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #11 on:** May 07, 2009, 03:53:51 PM »

I attack CrossEyed7 with my sword that's kind of like a lightsaber but not really.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #12 on:** May 07, 2009, 04:01:16 PM »

I kind of get hit by it except totally not.

Glorb · « **Reply #13 on:** May 07, 2009, 04:36:47 PM »

CrossEyed grabs onto Rao's cycle and gets carried to the nearby space station. Meanwhile, some Space Mutants crash the party!!!!!!

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #14 on:** May 07, 2009, 04:42:33 PM »

I adopt a Russian accent to fit in on the space station.

Rao · « **Reply #15 on:** May 07, 2009, 04:44:45 PM »

I throw CrossEyed7 out the nearest airlock because I don't wanna get raped.

Glorb · « **Reply #16 on:** May 07, 2009, 05:35:41 PM »

While floating around in space, CrossEyed comes across a mysterious obelisk. CrossEyed now has +3 Rape Ability.

Meanwhile, the Space Mutants all gang up on PL.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #17 on:** May 07, 2009, 05:48:08 PM »

I rescue PL with my powers.

Glorb · « **Reply #18 on:** May 07, 2009, 05:49:20 PM »

I decide I reeeaally don't want to know CE rescued PL.

TEM · « **Reply #19 on:** May 07, 2009, 06:30:28 PM »

I start firing my sweet gun at anyone doing anything illegal.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #20 on:** May 07, 2009, 06:41:26 PM »

TEM's gun hits some guy doing cocaine, which isn't technically illegal in space. Thus, he gets arrested by his own men.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #21 on:** May 07, 2009, 06:47:34 PM »

I lay down a sick rape beat, Eminem style, to pass the time.

TEM · « **Reply #22 on:** May 07, 2009, 06:56:38 PM »

Quote from: PaperLuigi on May 07, 2009, 06:41:26 PM

TEM's gun hits some guy doing cocaine, which isn't technically illegal in space. Thus, he gets arrested by his own men.

Why does he decide what happened! I quit!

I kill myself in prison my hanging myself with a space belt.

Glorb · « **Reply #23 on:** May 08, 2009, 04:26:21 PM »

TEM is resurrected as a Level 1 Space Zombie by a Space Necromancer in a nearby Space Graveyard following his terrestrial funeral.

PL is sentenced to six Space Days in Space Prison and stripped of his equipment, but has a %40 percent chance of escaping if the guard is asleep.

CrossEyed gets to roll a two-sided die to determine if the crowd finds his beat dope, or wack.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #24 on:** May 08, 2009, 04:40:01 PM »

The die lands on its corner.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #25 on:** May 08, 2009, 05:19:02 PM »

The guard is indeed asleep, so I try to escape. However, I run into a space witch crying in a darkened corner! What in the world will happen next?!

Glorb · « **Reply #26 on:** May 08, 2009, 07:00:40 PM »

Space Francis emerges from the nearby shadows and causes a ruckus. The Space Witch mauls him to death, giving PL a chance to escape.

Back at the space ship, Rao is accosted by a mean-looking cactus.

The crowd finds CrossEyed's beat aight. I mean, he's a raper, so for what it's worth, it was reasonably dope.

CrossEyed gains the initiative, whatever that means.

(BTW, Space Zombies gain one level for every human they eat. Just sayin'.)

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #27 on:** May 08, 2009, 07:10:24 PM »

I sell the initiative to the nearest cosmic merchant. How much money do I get for it?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #28 on:** May 08, 2009, 07:12:31 PM »

The merchant gives CrossEyed7 no money, but then I show up and stab him in the heart with my sword that's kind of like a lightsaber but not really. Unfortunately, the merchant turns out to be my own father.

CrossEyed7: +0 money

PaperLuigi: -1 family member

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #29 on:** May 09, 2009, 01:28:22 AM »

I write a song for PL to show my gratitude and attempt to console him on his loss.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #30 on:** May 09, 2009, 01:39:43 AM »

PaperLuigi: +1 Morale.

PaperLuigi and CrossEyed7 team up to take out the local mutant gang!

Glorb · « **Reply #31 on:** May 09, 2009, 09:29:28 AM »

From inside his spooky warehouse that has chains dangling from the ceiling, the Space Mutant Gang Leader decides that PL and CE are two dogs that must be put down.

PaperLuigi & CrossEyed: +2 Space Bounty

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #32 on:** May 09, 2009, 05:13:27 PM »

PaperLuigi and CrossEyed approach the mutant's hideout. They kill the conveniently unarmed guard and enter the hideout.

PaperLuigi and CrossEyed: +10 Space Bounty

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #33 on:** May 09, 2009, 05:24:19 PM »

I give PL a hug that lasts a little too long, due to clashing cultural standards. Hilarity ensues.

Glorb · « **Reply #34 on:** May 09, 2009, 05:35:29 PM »

PL and CE: +2 Hilarity.

Suddenly, a frisky cactus appears!

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #35 on:** May 09, 2009, 05:49:15 PM »

I put gloves on and frisk it.

Steven9wii · « **Reply #36 on:** May 09, 2009, 10:41:45 PM »

steven9wii want role in game."paper luigi" No!!! "steven9wii" ok :(

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #37 on:** May 10, 2009, 01:18:50 AM »

Steven9wii teams up with CrossEyed and PaperLuigi, but is promptly shanked by a gangster space mutant.

Steven9wii: -2 health

CrossEyed and PaperLuigi: +2 lolwut

Steven9wii · « **Reply #38 on:** May 10, 2009, 01:23:55 AM »

Steven9wii waits in the space hospital to recover, but dies.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #39 on:** May 10, 2009, 01:25:25 AM »

PaperLuigi and CrossEyed: +2 sadness

Steven9wii · « **Reply #40 on:** May 10, 2009, 01:30:41 AM »

Steven9ghost want roll in game!!

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #41 on:** May 10, 2009, 01:32:04 AM »

PaperLuigi assassinates Glorb, against my wishes.

Steven9wii · « **Reply #42 on:** May 10, 2009, 01:34:04 AM »

+0 wii piints for StevenJwii

Glorb · « **Reply #43 on:** May 10, 2009, 09:54:53 AM »

Being assassinated, I guess I can't be SPACE MASTER anymore. I pass the torch to

um

Steven9Wii!

Steven9wii · « **Reply #44 on:** May 10, 2009, 10:08:02 PM »

i am the newSPACE MASTER!!! bow(ser) behalf of Thee

x2 life points

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #45 on:** May 22, 2009, 05:53:37 AM »

Plot necessity resurrects Glorb.

Glorb · « **Reply #46 on:** May 22, 2009, 03:51:37 PM »

...as a SPACE MASTER?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #47 on:** May 22, 2009, 04:25:04 PM »

Yes! Well, maybe not.

PaperLuigi, Glorb and CrossEyed7: +2 confusion