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Mario Chat / Re: Nicknames

« on: July 30, 2001, 09:48:45 PM »

Roy Koopa is my favorite Koopa Kid.  They day I signed on these boards, I was drawing the World 5 scene of my Super Mario Bros 3 comic book, which stared Roy.  So, I picked him!


 

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Mario Chat / Re: Check it out super mario advance two is...

« on: July 30, 2001, 12:32:34 PM »

Yeah!  Good idea!  If there's one thing about the Sonic games I love (actually, there are a ton of things I love about Sonic games...), it's the multiple character choices.  A real, new Mario game with "Mario 2"-type characters selection would be great.



 

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Mario Chat / Re: Check it out super mario advance two is...

« on: July 30, 2001, 08:08:47 AM »

Yeah!  What happened to SMB3?!  How can they go out of order like that?

 

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Mario Chat / Re: Check it out super mario advance two is...

« on: July 29, 2001, 09:46:08 PM »

To tell the truth, I am looking forward to re-released Mario games, but, like Billy Chilly, I am anxious to have a NEW Mario side-scroller.  I mean, technically, SMW was the last Mario side-scroller Mario was the star of.

I am optimistic, though.  With Metroid IV and Warioland 4 coming out, I think it's possible that the long overdue Super Mario Bros 4 may finally appear on the GBA.  Sonic is returning to the side scrolling format soo, so I'm hoping Nintendo will follew the trend and return Mario to his roots for a brand new delight!

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Fan Creations / Re: A Mario Adventure--creative title, huh?

« on: July 29, 2001, 09:23:11 PM »

The Ninja Koopa Bros. came kicking into action---and into eachother.  As they flew through the air, Luigi and Wario ducked, resulting in the four turtles running into one another!  The all fell into a pile between Luigi and Wario.

"That wasn't supposed to happen..." Yellow complained.

"Forget about it!  Just HURT THEM!!" Red ordered.

He took a Karate Chop at Luigi, connecting at Luigi's left side.  "Oof!" Luigi re-acted.

Yellow and Black attacked Wario, trying to hit his face.  Wario perried both attacks, but didn't see Green down below, who foot-sept him, causing him to fall on his 'sit-upon'

Luigi and Red circled eachother.  Red was looking for an oppurtunity to clobber the Green-hatted plumber.  Luigi was lokking for a way out of this mess.

"HEE-YA!" Red repeated as he jumped toward Luigi again.  Luigi, however, jumped straight up and grabbed hold of an overhanging branch.  Red flew by harmlessly and ended up running right into the tree!  BAM!  Luigi came back down.

Wario was entangeled in a slew of kicks and punches coming from Yellow, Green, and Black.  But, in one fell swing of his arm, he knocked all three Koopa Bros. back and away from him.

Red had gotten his wits back.  He called to his teammates, "That's it, BREAK OUT THE WEAPONS!"

Red pulled out a pair of katana blade swords; Black pullde out a pair of nun-chucks; Green a pair if sais; and Yellow a bo staff.

Luigi rolled his eyes.  "These guys really are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles..." he thought.

"YOOOOO---SOI!" Yellow shouted, swinging the staff at Wario.  Wario caught an end of it in his hand.

"HIII--YA!" Black said, swinging his nun-chucks.  Wario caught an end of them in another hand.  With his strength, he swung his arms together and -SMASH- crammed Yellow and Black with eachother.

Red was still concetrating on Luigi.  The light from the sun glinted of the sharp blades, and Luigi was a little scared ("Are you kidding, I'm petrified!!") Oh.  Sorry.

Red began swing the two swords in an intimidating fasion.  "I'm gonna slice you up and send your pieces to your brother!  Heh heh heh!"

"Ew." Luigi said, "That's would be really gross."

Red stopped moving and let down his defence.  "Yeah...I guess it would.  Ew.  I never really thought about it.  I just said it because it sounded cool.  Ya know, the more I think about it, the less appealing it sounds.  I think I'm just gonna hurt you a lo--"

STOMP

Luigi had jumped into the air and come down with a patented Mario Bros. stomp atop Red Koopa.  The stomp was so powerful that not only were Red's katanas sent away, but Red himself was knocked right out of his shell!

"GA!" he shouted in embarassment, standing in just his heart-covered boxer shorts.

Green was charging at Wario with his sais.  He jumped over his fallen brothers, flipped in the air, and brought up his sharp weapons to impale on Wario.  Wario, though, had seen him coming and stepped out of the way.  Green fell on his belly.  "OOF!"

Wario then picked up his foot and brought it down on the Koopa Troopa. "ACK!"

"You guys trained with the great Jinx?" Wario remarked.

"Well," Green admitted, "We rented his training-workout tape.  Of course, we had to return it to Koopa Video by Friday, and we only got to watch the first part--"

"RETREAT!" Red ordered.  He picked up his shell and threw it on backwards while his three companions ran off as well.  "You haven't seen the last of us!!" they shouted running away.

"What jokes," Wario taunted, "I took out three.  How many did you get?"

"Well...one," Luigi said.

"Oh.  Heh." Wario replied with a superior look on his face.  "Come on, lets go get my girlfriend back."

"YOUR girlfriend?!" Luigi said catching up to his yellow-clad partner.

MEANWHILE, AT THE COAST...

Waluigi looked out over the ocean that lay ahead of them.  "Where's this ship you say Tatanga is hiding out in?"

"It crashed just over the horizon." Mario pointed ahead.  "Let's go."

"Go where?"

"Out to the ship!"

"How?"

"We swim."

"NO.  No no no no no no and NO." Waluigi protested.  "I am not swimming that far."

"I swim great distances and depths all the time," Mario argued, "Somehow, here in the Mushroom Kingdom, it's easier than on earth."

"I just don't want to, okay?" Waluigi said stubbornly.  "I'm going to find a boat."  He started walking down the coast.

A bit annoyed, Mario followed him.  "A boat?" he said, "You're not just gonna find a boat lying on the shore waiting for you to take it!"

"There's one," Waluigi pointed out.

Surprised, Mario looked ahead.  Sure enough, a small row boat was sitting on the shore, waiting to be used.

"Well I'm be..." Mario said, starting toward it.

"Hey!  Wait up!  I found it!" Waluigi said, following Mario with his trademark huge strides.  He pushed past Mario and looked inside the boat.

"Isn't that your girlfriend?" he asked.


Mario reached the boat and looked inside. He then jumped back in surprise.

Inside was Princess Peach!  she was unconsious, but didn't look hurt in any way.

"Peach!  Peach wake up!" Mario said to the princess.

"Wha?  Who?  Where am I?" she said, coming to.  She saw Mario.  "Oh!  Mario!  You saved me!  But, I don't even remember how..."

"Actually, I didn't!" Mario said, confused, "We just found you here."

"Huh?" Peach said.  "But how did i get here?"

"Who cares!" Waluigi said throwing his hands up into the air, "Let's just leave before that Tatanga guy sends any troops looking for her!"

Waluigi had a point, and Mario and Peach knew it.  "Come on.  If we hurry, we may be able to get to Luigi and Wario in a day or so."  The three went back into the forest.

The failed to see the Tokotoko Stone Warrior pretending to be just a normal rock on the shore.  "He he.  It worked!  Master Tatanga will be most pleased."  He then got up and walked into the water, toward the ship...

--to be continued--


Edited by - Roy Koopa on 7/29/2001 8:33:08 PM

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Mario Chat / Re: Game Boy Advance

« on: July 29, 2001, 08:33:51 PM »

"Mario Kart Super Circuit" with a 'C'.  So the abreveation would be MKSC.  ;)

I can't wait for that game.  Too bad I return to college like the SAME DAY it comes out!  Argh!!

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario and Luigi

« on: July 29, 2001, 08:29:08 PM »

True, true, true.  Mario and Luigi are just the best.  Nintendo makes them great; they make Nintendo great.  Seriously, if the game says "Mario," I'm immediately setting aside money for it!

As for the Mario vs Luigi debate, I don't take sides.  They're both awesome in different ways.

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Mario Chat / Re: Super Mario Action Figures!

« on: July 29, 2001, 08:22:41 PM »

I have old Mario figures from the "good old days."  They include: Mario with a veggie, Mario picking a veggie, Mario with a hammer (and no hat), Mario climbing a vine, Luigi, Priness Toadstool, and Bowser (which was actually a "Mario Trophy" I took apart to make a figure to play with).  I know I used to have Mario shooting a fireball and Mario with a mushroom.

From McDonalds, I still have Mario and Paratroopa.  I used to have Goomba and Luigi, too.

And, my favorite, from MK64, I have really cool figures of Mario, Luigi, Bowser, DK, Wario, and Yoshi.

I also bought a Cranky Kong and a Diddy Kong figure.

I bought plush dolls of Mario and Luigi and bean-bag toys of Mario, Luigi, Yoshi (green), Bowser, Wario, Toad, DK, and Diddy Kong.

If you're looking for stuff, try e-Bay.  On second thought, DON'T try e-Bay, because I want the stuff there!!  Just kidding.

Mario figures...I'm hoping SSBM will ispire some more, including a bunch of non-Mario Nintendo characters!
 

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Forum Games / Re: Paper Wario RPG: Legend of the 7 socks

« on: July 29, 2001, 03:38:18 PM »

"King Dad, you HAVE to give us credit!" Lemmy pleaded.

"Yeah! I mean, it was all our idea!" Iggy said.

"We were just trying to help you out," Larry pointed out.

"I don't need any help!" Bowser said, "I was just about to defeat him anyways."

"Yeah, sure, what were you going to do, kidnap that bimbo, Princess Toadstool?" Roy said with arms crossed.

"Listen here you little punk!" Bowser retorted, "That's your future mother you're talking about, so watch your--"

KA-POW!!!!!

Wario charged into the group of Koopas with such force, it sent all of them flying in different directions.  Each was confused.

"What the heck was that?!" Bowser said getting to his feet.

"ME!" Wario shouted, charging into him again and knocking him farther back.

"Get him!!" Ludwig yelled at the troops.  But they didn't move.  "Oops," Ludwig continued, "It seems we failed to give immunity clips to the Koopas!"

"I'll take fatty!" Roy said, charging at Wario.  Wario saw him coming, though, and landed a huge punch to the face.  Roy was thrown on his back, dazed.

"Ooooohhhh...." he said.

"I keep say'n its all muscle, but no one beleives me!" Wario said.  Just then, both Iggy and Lemmy jumped on Wario's back.  "Get off me you little freaks!" he yelled.

Morton and Larry soon joined the battle, tripping Wario and getting him to the ground.  Luwig had run to the machine.

"I will not let you ruin...bum Bum BUM...The Plan!" he shouted.  He then began making adjustments to the machine.  "This amplified beam should hypnotise even you! Hold him still, guys!"

The four Koopalings tried holding Wario still, but it proved to be a difflcult task.

"Nyah!" Wario grunted, throwing Lemmy away.  With his free hand, he grabbed Morton and picked him up.

"Wait! Wait! Wait! C-can we make a dealAAAAAAHHH!" he screamed as Wario tossed him at the machine.

Morton hit the machine just as the amplified ray shot out.  The hit had sent the beam just off coarse and into a nearby crater, wher it began richocheting all around.

"Morton!" Ludwig said.

"What?!  Like it was my fault."

"No, LOOK OUT!!" Ludwig shouted, pointing behind him.  Wario had gotten a hold of Larry and Iggy, and with tremendous strength, thrown them also at the machine.

"AH!!" Morton and Ludwig gasped.  They both jumped off just as the machine was hit by Iggy and Larry, making it roll backwards.

"Hit the breaks!!" Ludwig yelled.  But Iggy and Larry had each bounced off of the machine, and since Luwig and Morton had abandoned ship, no one was left aboard!

The machine continued rolling backwards.  Soon, it hit a rock and tumbled down into another crater.

"NOOOO!!!" the six Koopa Boys yelled at the top of their lungs.

CRASH!  BAM! CRUNCH! CRACK!  The machine flipped end over end as it fell down the particularly deep hole, breaking into pieces.

With the machine busting up, the spell was brocken!  Mario stopped jumping and quacking, Toad and Yoshi rubbed their eyes, and the Koopa soldiers looked at eachother confused.  They then saw Yoshi, who had a hungry look in his eye, and all ran off.

"What happened?" Mario asked.

PUNCH!

While Mario was coming out of his hypnosis, Bowser had come up behind him and knocked him to the ground.

"I told you brats this wouldn't work!" Bowser said angrily, "Now I'm just going to have to take Mario out myself!"

"You and what army?" Mario said, standing up.

The Koopa Kids, angry that their...bum Bum BUM...Plan was falling apart, quickly turned to senceless violence.  Roy, Ludwig, and Larry, the three biggest Koopalings, went after Wario.  Lemmy and Iggy chased Yoshi, and Morton was left with Toad.

"I won't let you beat me again, fungus face!" Morton said.

"Bring it!" Toad said.  The two began brawling and were lost in a "Looney Tunes"-esqe cloud of dust.  When the dust dispersed, Morton was lying face down in the dirt and Toad stood above him triumphantly.  "Oh Yeah!" he yelled, "'Fungus Face'= 2, 'Big Mouth'= 0!"

Lemmy had successfully jumped onto Yoshi's back and was trying to choke the dinosaur, while Iggy had managed to grab the dangerous tounge and began tying it in a knot. "Heh heh heh!  Not so tough now. are ya?" they taunted together.

Yoshi then mustered up all his strength and flung Iggy into the air.  "WHOA!" the Koopaling paniced. Yoshi circled Iggy around a bit, then, with dead-on accuracacy, hit Lemmy off his back.  The two Koopa twins were down for the count.  "Vwee-Voo!" Yoshi said happily.

Roy, Ludwig, and Larry were all trying to take down Wario, but the Big Bad was just too much for them, especially since they were each a bit dazed from earlier action.  With punches, kicks, charges, and lot of profanity, Wario defeated the three Koopalings.  "I'm Wario!  I gotta win!" Wario said with his fists raised.

Mario and Bowser were still going at it.  Fire was being breathed everywhere, and mario was haveing a hard time avoiding it.  But with a well placed backflip, the plucky plumber jumped behind the King of the Koopas and grabbed his tail.

"NOT AGAIN!" Bowser screamed as Mario began circling him around and around.

"So long, King Koopa!" Mario said, letting him go and sending him into a crater.

It just happened to be the same crater where the Hypno beam was richocheting around! It struck Bowser, and the King Koopa was left motion-less.  He then began doing what Ludwig had pre-programed into the bolt.

"Quack quack quack quack" he chanted while jumping up and down on one foot.

"Oh no!  King Dad!" Lemmy said seeing his father.

"We've got to take them out!!" Roy said seeking revenge.  The other boys began to growl and look at our heroes.

"NO!" a voice shouted.  It was Wendy, back from her hypnosis!  "We are gonna take King Dad and go back to the castle.  NOW!!!!" she ordered.

Wendy always got her way, and the other Koopa Kids decided that it might be best to just go back to the drawing board and start another...bum Bum BUM...Plan.  They all ran.

"Come on, Daddy." Wendy said.  Bowser followed, still quacking.

"How long will that beam last, Ludwig?" Roy asked.

"About three hours, since the machine is broken," Ludwig answered.

"Man, in three hours, we are SO dead ..." Roy replied.  The seven Koopalings, with their father in tow, ran off.

"We did it!" Toad celebrated.  He slapped Yoshi a high five.

Mario looked at shattered Crystal of Light at his feet.  "Mama mia!  Peach will be so upset..."

"Aw, just buy her a fake, new one," Wario said, tossing Mario a bag full of Gold Coins.  "She'll never know the difference."

Mario caught the bag.  He thought about the proposal, shrugged, and put the coins in his pocket.

Toad, Yoshi, and Mario began to walk off.  "Hold on," Wario said.  He then ran over to the broken remains of the machine.

Reaching into the rubble, he pulled out seven stinky socks and put them in his pocket.  Smiling, he turned and said, "Okay, we can go now."

THE END

:)   So what do you think?

Edited by - Roy Koopa on 7/29/2001 2:44:33 PM

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Forum Games / Re: Marionut#1 Talk Show (Finally!)

« on: July 28, 2001, 01:14:55 PM »

Oh, definetly!  (And you already knew that, bro ;P  )

I think that the one player mode in SSBM will be just as fun as the multi-player mode, but each for different reasons.


 

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Forum Games / Re: erg. . .

« on: July 28, 2001, 01:09:48 PM »

No, it's not a cheesy request.  You deserve some feedback, man!  I appologize for not posting anything sooner (I just read "The Brothers Mario" a few days ago, and it slipped my mind to say anything!)

Anyway, excuses aside, I want to compliment you on your work.  It's a nice adaption of Super Mario Bros and their origin story.  It resembles mine (which I drew in comic form about a year and a half ago), but is different in many ways, so I enjoy reading it.  Please, continue and continue often!

Edited by - Roy Koopa on 7/28/2001 12:20:22 PM

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General Chat / Re: C-ya on a week!!

« on: July 27, 2001, 11:18:40 PM »

Hey, man, have a good time!  Talk to ya when you get back (even if it's not at 3 in the morning).  ;D

 

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Forum Games / Re: What the monkey meant

« on: July 27, 2001, 11:13:29 PM »

--Sorry, I don't have a continuation (I'm pooped from writing the next part of Paper Wario...). I just want to say that I really like you're writing, Fifth!  Um...I guess that's it.  Bye!--

 

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Forum Games / Re: Marionut#1 Talk Show (Finally!)

« on: July 27, 2001, 11:06:27 PM »

Well, Weegie, Nitendo, like always, did not go indepth into Wario and Waluigi's origin.  I beleive they do this on purpose, so that we, the fans, may make up our own.  That said, here's a quick version of mine:

Wario and Waluigi are indeed brothers, but NOT related to the Mario Bros.  (Their real names aren't rally Wario and Waluigi either, but I won't egt into that now.  We'll jsut refer to them as Wario and Waluigi).  They were classmates of the Mario Bros. in school and strove to be their rivals in everything.

Years later, Mario is visting Brooklyn, giveing Toad and Peach a little peak at our world.  Wario sees him and recognizes him.  He tails Mario and witnesses him disapprear down a Pipe!  Wario follow and ends up in the Mushroom Kingdom.  SML2 takes place, then WarioLand takes place (that's how he get's his island)

Later, he returns to earth and recruits his younger brother to help him become the Mario Bros. rivals once again.

There, I think that does it.  Any other questions?




 

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Forum Games / Re: Paper Wario RPG: Legend of the 7 socks

« on: July 27, 2001, 10:57:50 PM »

Well, people sure are detirmined to drive this story into a wall, but I just can't let that happen!!  We'll pick up where Toad was re-entering...

--

Toad, riding Yoshi, came running to the battle.  Yoshi immediately started lapping up enemies, lightening the load for Wario and Mario, who began battling their way out.

"Quick!  Get to the machine!!" Mario yelled, running to the Koopa Kids.

"Wait for me--" Wario said, but suddenly <BAM!> he was hit face by a hammer thown by a previously unseen Hammer Brother.  The blow sent him backwards and into a shallow crater.

"You're to late!" Larry yelled triumphantly, "Now, Roy!"

"Heh heh!" Roy snickered as he held Waluigi's Hammer high above his head, "Here it goes!"

With a quick swing, Roy brought down the mega-hammer right on to the Crystal of Light.  It shattered right away, and a strange energy was emmited.  This energy was immediately harnessed by the Koopa Kid's machine, and it began to rattle and shake.

At once, a yellowish shockwave was emmitted.  It passed through everyone there and continued on.  Immediately, Mario, Toad, and Yoshi were rendered immobile.  They just stood blankly.

"IT WORKED!!" all six Koopa boys cheered.

"WHOO HOO HOO HA HA HEE HEE HO HO!" Ludwig laughed.  "Excellent!"  He then walked up to the dazed Mario.  "Jump up and down on one foot and quack like a duck."

Mario then did exactly that! "Quack quack quack..." the plumber chanted.

"Mwa ha ha ha ha!" a dark voice laughed from just over a hill.  King Bowser Koopa was walking into view.

"Amazing," he addmitted, "When you were telling me about this...bum Bum BUM...Plan, I never expected such a stupid idea to work.  Good thing I put the special devise in my nose you gave me to prevent the wave from working."

"Sure it sounds weird," Iggy explained, "But as you can see, it was a complete success.  Ludwig builds a machine that runs off of the energy from the Crystal of Light..."

Lemmy picked up the coversation there, "Unfortunately, the Crystal can only be broken by the legendary Megaton Hammer..."

Roy chimed in, "Which that bozo Waluigi had and didn't even realize it!  He was using it as a Luigi-smashing hammer."

Larry went on from there, "Once the crystal is smashed, the machine can be at it's fullest potential..."

Ludwig concluded, "And tranform the aweful stentch of Wario's socks into a powerful Hypnotising Beam!  It's Genius!"

Morton added, "Now the whole Mushroom Kingdon is in our control, isn't it you stupid Mushroom person?" he said to Toad.

Toad blankly replied, "Stupid Mushroom person..."

"Why did you need the castle's cheese?" Bowser asked his kids.

"We were hungry." Lemmy answered plainly

"Oh.  Well, it certainly was an excellent...bum Bum BUM...Plan indeed," Bowser said looking at his arch rival still jumping up and down and quacking.  "I'm glad I thought of it."

"WHAT?!" the Koopalings shouted in surprise.

"You don't really think the word get out that you defeated mario without my leadership, do you?" Bowser said firmly, "From now on, if anyone asks, it was MY idea!"

"Now wait just a darn minute!" Roy said stepping up to his dad.  The Koopa family all began arguing and throwing a few punches, trying to detirmine exactly who would get credit for defeating Mario.

That were arguing so much, they didn't even notice Wario climbing back out of the crater.  Since Wario's socks were the main ingrediant for the hypno ray, and Wario had long since developed an imunity to his own smelly feet, he was not effected!

"Oi..." he said rubbing his nose, which was even redder than normal, "That was quite the throw.  What the--?" He looked up and saw the Koopa's all arguing.  Then he saw Mario jumping up and down and quacking.

"Oh, MAN, I wish I had a video camera!!" he thought to himself.  He then turned back to the Koopa family.

"Time to take out the trash!" he said to himself.

--To be Concluded!--