Author Topic: Things a Mario character would never say (Read 73847 times)

Toad · « **Reply #240 on:** February 21, 2007, 06:44:41 PM »

Wario: SQUEE! *sucks Mario's life energy*

You know, 'cuz he had that Coin sucking move in Wario World (Gamecube).

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #241 on:** April 03, 2007, 02:47:30 PM »

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #242 on:** April 03, 2007, 03:48:37 PM »

Why did you just do that?

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #243 on:** April 03, 2007, 04:09:00 PM »

Because. Wario sucking out someone's life force disturbs me. So... O_o

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #244 on:** April 03, 2007, 04:10:40 PM »

Yeah, but................oh, nevermind. This thread is back, I guess! :)

The Chef · « **Reply #245 on:** April 03, 2007, 05:24:05 PM »

K.Rool: I love apes.

DK: Bananas make me gag.

Diddy: DK sucks.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #246 on:** April 03, 2007, 05:29:49 PM »

Mario: Ham with Pork.

I just don't see him saying that.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #247 on:** April 04, 2007, 06:41:55 AM »

Yoob: Get in mah BELLEH!

Jman · « **Reply #248 on:** April 07, 2007, 07:38:38 AM »

Mario: Ooh, they're making a sequel to my movie! I hope it's as good as the first! I want an Oscar!

Luigi: Once I bump off Mario and Bowser, I will rule the Mushroom World!

Bowser: One thing's for sure, I'm definitely hosting Mario's episode of A&E Biography!

Peach: Ooh, an invitation to Bowser's hot tub! I'm there!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #249 on:** April 07, 2007, 08:50:06 AM »

Peach: Oh, Mario! I've just decided to kiss you instead of baking a huge cake!

Mario: WHAT!? I spend 13 days trying to find your sorry hide, and all you have for me is a kiss? I want that cake, woman!

*Luigi walks in*

Luigi: Mario, wasa your problem?

Mario: Glarghbleghhh!!

*Mario eats Luigi out of hunger*

Wario: Mario eating Luigi just reminded me that I need to watch my diet! I'm fighting to lose 500 pounds!

The Chef · « **Reply #250 on:** April 07, 2007, 01:19:47 PM »

What's up with you and jokes about the Mario characters eating?

Wario: I don't need this gold coin anymore, so you can have it.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #251 on:** April 07, 2007, 02:48:00 PM »

It's my favorite brand of humor. Heh.....guess it's not too funny, huh. :P

Jman · « **Reply #252 on:** April 10, 2007, 04:33:35 PM »

Quote from: PaperLuigi on April 07, 2007, 02:48:00 PM

It's my favorite brand of humor. Heh.....guess it's not to funny, huh. :P
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Yeah, TC didn't enjoy my constant use of Animaniacs jokes either.

Most Mario Fans: I really want Nintendo to keep making Mario Party games!

Waluigi: I need to go on a diet.

The Chef · « **Reply #253 on:** April 10, 2007, 05:58:53 PM »

Quote from: Jman on April 10, 2007, 04:33:35 PM

Wario: I really want Nintendo to keep making Mario Party games!

Replace Wario with "Majority of the Mario fanbase" to make that more fitting.

PaperWario · « **Reply #254 on:** April 10, 2007, 06:32:14 PM »

Wario: I think I'll go on a diet made totally out of vegetables.