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Kojinka

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« Reply #270 on: April 21, 2007, 07:03:02 PM »
Mario: Again
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #271 on: April 21, 2007, 07:41:50 PM »
Peach: Mario!! Save me!

Mario: Nah... I'de much rather save Daisy...

Luigi: >:(
Wheee...

« Reply #272 on: April 21, 2007, 10:56:39 PM »
Toad: There was a guy laying on his couch, watching TV. He hears a knock at the door and gets up to answer. He opens the door and nobody's there. He lays on the couch again, and a few minutes later there's another knock at the door. He goes to answer it and looks around. He looks down on his porch and there's a snail. He picks it up and throws it into his yard.

Three years later, same guy is laying on his couch watching TV again. He hears a knock at the door, and goes to answer it. He looks around, and looks down and sees the snail again. He picks it up, and the snail says "What the heck was that for?"

*ba-dum-tch*
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #273 on: April 22, 2007, 07:50:52 AM »
This is changing from "Things the Mario characters would never say" to "Random jokes that have the name of a Mario character in front of them".

« Reply #274 on: April 22, 2007, 10:17:41 AM »
Hrmm... you may be right...

Luigi: I'm going to become part of the Ghost Busters!!
Wheee...

« Reply #275 on: June 01, 2010, 01:52:44 AM »
Those unofficial quotes are very funny, like Yoshi feels like eating humans. Here's a lot of them:

Yoshi: Ghost!
Peach: Ghost!
Daisy: Ghost!
Luigi: Ghost!
Mario: Ghost!
Bowser: Ghost!
Wario: Ghost!
Waluigi: Toast.
Birdo: Ghost!
Geno: Ghost...
Mallow: Ghost!
Bandit: GHOST!
Shy-Guy: GHOSTS!
Goombas: Ghost!!
Koopalings: Ghost!!

That's a whole lot of ghosts (or should the game says "Boos") out there! Have another:

Toad: Thank you Mario, but Luigi is in another castle!
Mario: What!?

Luigi: That's a whole lot of succotash!

Wario: Is your name Bomberman?

Bandit: I think I'm gonna be sick! *He pukes on Yoshi*

Mario: Is your name Mr. Spinach?
Luigi: I'm not a spinach!


ZIPPO: "Clowns Crocodiles Teeth Burgers Brains Bananas Bones Pies Whiskers Fleas Smiles Ninjas Astronauts Robots Frogs Freckles Garbage Flies Snakes Cakes Pancakes Flakes Bolognas Onions Mushrooms Peppers Spinach Succotash Breakfast Mosquitos Antennas Helmets Gloves Shoes Bombs Bomberman Max Louies"

Note that ZIPPO is a fan-made character and a robot.


Wario: I'm going to eat a lot of breakfast!

Bowser: Great, just great. Now I look like the huge, mighty king of GUYS WHO TALK TO A BOX OF FLYING BOLOGNAS!

Luigi: I'm allergic to Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver!

Mario: Must be a beehive nearby, and when there's bees; there's waffles smothered with honey!

Donkey Kong: I'm allergic to bananas!

Bandit *singing*: My name is Hacha Chacha, and here is my spiel, a diabolical plan with lots of appeal. Spreadin' out bananas far and wide, and fixin' up the folks for a slippery slide!

Wario: Bombs! Next to Bomberman himself, they're my most unfavorite things!

Daisy: Thank goodness my name is not Princess Flower, Violet or Rose.

Bowser: Mario! More mushrooms!

Mario: Im-a goin' to play Pokémon Black and White!

Bowser: Get back here, Geno! Don't you know hot peppers are good for you?

Yoshi: Brain! Hack!

Mario: I don't have any brains left as they are.

Luigi: Since when a Mario game stars Bowser as a mascot? Meta Knight and Sonic met together? Where is he at? The Nintendo Logo is supposed to be in the bottom of the box, not flying in the middle of nowhere! Plus, Bandit from Yoshi's Island is also in the middle of nowhere in "Super Bowser: Kojiyama Edition".

Bandit: That garabge and flies stuff is making me sick and puke!

Mario: I like to order some pizza, please?

Luigi: Here Wii go!

Yoshi: Popsicles!

Wario: Brains!

Daisy: Chocolate bars!

Peach: Cheeks!

Wario: Cheeks!

Bomberman: Mmmmmmm!
"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a core destruction, eh, Luigi?"

« Reply #276 on: June 01, 2010, 12:57:02 PM »
Bowser: I'm so pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and wise...
You didn't say wot wot.

« Reply #277 on: June 01, 2010, 01:21:58 PM »
Wart: I'm so cute and cuddly!
Mario: Get away from me!


"Sorry about that one. My name is Crystal. Greet me!"

"Have a bunch of Mario games!"
« Last Edit: June 01, 2010, 04:37:36 PM by SuperPeach »
"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a core destruction, eh, Luigi?"

Glorb

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« Reply #278 on: June 02, 2010, 12:03:32 PM »
OH
every

« Reply #279 on: June 02, 2010, 05:37:38 PM »
Peach: Mario! Please save me!

Mario: Nah, I could rescue Yoshi or Luigi better than you.

*ba-dum-tch*


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Lord Crump: Finally, I shall rule the universe! Hahahahahaha!
X-Nauts *robotic laughing*: Hahahahahaha.


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Mario: Hey, it's-a me! Luigi!


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Bandit *to Mario*: Here's your coins back. I already had one!


"Sorry about that one. My name is Crystal. Greet me!"

"Have a bunch of Mario games!"
"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a core destruction, eh, Luigi?"

« Reply #280 on: June 02, 2010, 08:43:56 PM »
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Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #281 on: June 02, 2010, 11:33:38 PM »
What?
"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a core destruction, eh, Luigi?"

« Reply #282 on: June 02, 2010, 11:36:45 PM »
What's the matter?
"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a core destruction, eh, Luigi?"

Glorb

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« Reply #283 on: June 03, 2010, 07:12:22 AM »
OHHHH
every

Glorb

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« Reply #284 on: June 03, 2010, 07:13:25 AM »
OOHHHHHHHHH
every

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