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« on: July 07, 2009, 10:12:15 AM »
Play as Yoshi.
To play as Yoshi, first you need to complete the game 100% in file C.(It won't work in any other file.) Then, you have to take the cartridge out and cut it into thirds. The next day, you have to eat a third for breakfast, lunch and dinner, eating nothing else with it.(no toppings or sidedishes.) Then, after 12 hours, you have to poop it it out and glue it together. Then play baseball with it and score 10 homeruns. During the game, make sure the cartridge breaks into exactly 100 pieces. Then tape it together and put it in the N64. The giant picture of Mario will come up, but he'll be covered with gauze like a mummy. Then he'll say, "ouch! I got to a see a doctor!". Then Yoshi will come onscreen and suck Mario into his mouth. Then Yoshi will spit Mario exactly 100 mile offscreen to the right, towards the doctor. Yoshi will take his place! Congratulations!! You can now play Yoshi!