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Mario Chat / News Flash!! SquareSoft's Return Is Bad News!!
« on: March 09, 2002, 04:32:07 PM »
I just recently found out that this news isn't all it's crack up to be.
It seems as though one of the "exclusive" titles SquareSoft will be bringing us is a video game version of their anime show, Final Fantasy Unlimited.
Why is this bad news, you ask? This is main three reason.
1.Their anime show isn't exactly getting good ratings for particular reasons that I'm sure you Mario fans can figure out.
2.You know how everybody is getting all excited about Resident Evil because it is exclusive to GameCube now? This is probably a tactic by SquareSoft to get millions of people to buy their new video game. They probably do a much better remake of the game on the Playstation 3.
3.Sony owns about 20% of SquareSoft. So if millions of people buy Final Fantasy Unlimited, then not only will Square get millions of dollars, but so will Sony.
So what this basically means is, SQUARE IS JUST USING NINTENDO FANS MONEY TO MAKE NEW AND BETTER GAMES FOR SONY'S SYSTEMS!!!
And you know what the really bad part of this is? Square is not even really making this game. One of their affiliate(The ones who created Legend of Mana and SaGa), will be. And as history have shown, they are not as good as SquareSoft at making RPGs.
But that's not all, folks! For years, Nintendo fans have been whining about how Yamauchi should retired because he keeps making stupid decisions(Even though he doesn't!), and now when he finally gave in and let Square make games for them, they are calling him a genius!
Yet, in reality, this is an incredibly stupid move. Because Yamauchi's new program is funding Square's affiliate, and what that means is, SQUARE WON'T LOSE A DIME IF FINAL FANTASY UNLIMITED FLOPS! As a matter of fact, they will be gaining money, and so will Sony.
But that's not the end! SquareSoft will be making ports of their past popular games! This means Chrono Trigger, Secret of Mana, and more for the GameBoy Advance!!
And after they make a couple of millions from the ports, they will make some new Final Fantasies and maybe even a new series for the Playstation 3!
Oh, and did you know that SquareSoft plans to make Final Fantasy Unlimited their new series? Guess who's going to have that franchise exclusively when all of the new systems comes out!
As a matter of fact, I'll even give you a hint. The system begins with a P and rhymes with Glaystation!
The End.
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"What if everything you see is more than what you see - the person next to you is a warrior and the space that appears empty is a secret door to another world? What if something appears that shouldn''t? You either dismiss it or accept that there is much more to the world than you think."
- Shigeru Miyamoto
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"Here We Go!"
- Mario
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It seems as though one of the "exclusive" titles SquareSoft will be bringing us is a video game version of their anime show, Final Fantasy Unlimited.
Why is this bad news, you ask? This is main three reason.
1.Their anime show isn't exactly getting good ratings for particular reasons that I'm sure you Mario fans can figure out.
2.You know how everybody is getting all excited about Resident Evil because it is exclusive to GameCube now? This is probably a tactic by SquareSoft to get millions of people to buy their new video game. They probably do a much better remake of the game on the Playstation 3.
3.Sony owns about 20% of SquareSoft. So if millions of people buy Final Fantasy Unlimited, then not only will Square get millions of dollars, but so will Sony.
So what this basically means is, SQUARE IS JUST USING NINTENDO FANS MONEY TO MAKE NEW AND BETTER GAMES FOR SONY'S SYSTEMS!!!
And you know what the really bad part of this is? Square is not even really making this game. One of their affiliate(The ones who created Legend of Mana and SaGa), will be. And as history have shown, they are not as good as SquareSoft at making RPGs.
But that's not all, folks! For years, Nintendo fans have been whining about how Yamauchi should retired because he keeps making stupid decisions(Even though he doesn't!), and now when he finally gave in and let Square make games for them, they are calling him a genius!
Yet, in reality, this is an incredibly stupid move. Because Yamauchi's new program is funding Square's affiliate, and what that means is, SQUARE WON'T LOSE A DIME IF FINAL FANTASY UNLIMITED FLOPS! As a matter of fact, they will be gaining money, and so will Sony.
But that's not the end! SquareSoft will be making ports of their past popular games! This means Chrono Trigger, Secret of Mana, and more for the GameBoy Advance!!
And after they make a couple of millions from the ports, they will make some new Final Fantasies and maybe even a new series for the Playstation 3!
Oh, and did you know that SquareSoft plans to make Final Fantasy Unlimited their new series? Guess who's going to have that franchise exclusively when all of the new systems comes out!
As a matter of fact, I'll even give you a hint. The system begins with a P and rhymes with Glaystation!
The End.
______________________________
"What if everything you see is more than what you see - the person next to you is a warrior and the space that appears empty is a secret door to another world? What if something appears that shouldn''t? You either dismiss it or accept that there is much more to the world than you think."
- Shigeru Miyamoto
______________________________
"Here We Go!"
- Mario
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