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Mario Chat / Re: is Mario games getting too Easy??

« on: April 19, 2002, 06:32:30 PM »

Ummmm this has nothing to do with neing hacked, and everyting to do with the fact that those are the 4 hardest points to get in World 1 (maybe excluding Exrta 1, but I don't play that one ever due to the fact it is a side-scroller, like 6-5) And the last screen of the level, you should see a log sticking diagonally out of the ground. Walk to the top of the log and jump. A small arrow springboard should fall from the sky. Spring up, and the rest is self explanitory (i.e., the 4 coins are hidden in the clouds). If you have any questions on Yoshi's Island, ask me. I have 100's on all 54 (including the Extra) levels, and therefore I can help you get any points you need.

PS: as for weird things, Hit the message block right next to the car bubble in 2-7 with a large egg. Or, go to 4-7, Go to that part near the beginning where the big arrow springboard falls from the sky, and go as high up as you can without entering the next screen. go on the LEFT side of the springboard, then HOLD LEFT as you spring up for another "surprise". and oh yea, Hold select and press x x y b a on the level select screen!

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Forum Games / Re: (Dice-number)-word story

« on: April 18, 2002, 07:49:35 PM »

(pi = 22/7 kind of, so the "d" is the first letter of a 7 letter word.)

Well, then I'll d------ (5 6/7 to get rid of the 1/7)

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Forum Games / Re: BOREDOM HAS STRUCK IT'S VICTIM!!!!

« on: April 18, 2002, 07:13:20 PM »

*Roshan is in a passed-out drunken stupor, and "awakes", well not really, in an odd cave-like area, in a strange "dream", of sorts...*

NOTE: If you've never played lvl 6-5 of Yoshi's Island, this will make no sense, plus it is mot necessary to the plot of the story, so if you don't want to read this, skip to the row of asteriks...

Roshan: Huh, where am I? This is weird....
*the screen scrolls VERY slowly..... several rocks, lava rivers, and icicles are along the path*

Roshan: Hmmmmmmm.... Wait a minute... I know where I am! I am, for some reason, in World 6-5 of Yoshi's Island! I hate that level! NOOOOOOOOOOO! This is worse than Arizona!
*He still has no choice but to plod along with the slow moving screen*

30 mins later:

Roshan: It's that door part... Man the screen is moving a lot slower than in the game.... I always have a hard time doing this... but something tells me it will get me out of here....
*that Chomp rock rolls down*
Roshan: Well, here goes nothing.... *sudden realizaton* hey, wait! I'm not Yoshi! I'm Roshan the Insane! And this is a dream anyway! *flies to the door* heh heh heh

Roshan goes into the door and finds himself.... In Japan.

********************************************

Roshan wakes up.

Roshan: Huh? Hmmmmmm I drank too much of that Kirin stuff again..... I get volatile reactions to that stuff.....
HEY! It's Shig---- ummmmmm.... That guy who made Mario!
Citrus Man: For the last time, who is Mar-ee-oh?
Roshan: So is there anyone to fight here?
Fred: I'll tell you if you give me a burrito...
Roshan: Fine.... *gives Fred a burrito*
Fred: Well, 00boo Is fighting that one guy, but other than that.....
Darth Roshan: WHY DON'T YOU JOIN ME?
Roshan: Cuz that would mess up the whole story!!!!!! sheesh....

*back at the hidden fort*
Unknown "Final" Opponent: HAHAHAHAHA you will get what's coming to you... sometime...

*The announcer is too afraid to ask any questions*

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.

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Mario Chat / Re: is Mario games getting too Easy??

« on: April 18, 2002, 06:54:07 PM »

If you think 5-7 is hard, try Extra 5! That one took me FOREVER to 100! and 6-5 is the most poorly designed level in ANY Mario game. It scrolls very slowly for about 10 mins, then, after traversing several easy-to-traverse obstacles, there is a part where there is a door right over a lava river, and you have to ride on a fast-moving Chomp Rock over the lava river to get in the door so that you can get your 100. Then, 9/10 times you mess it and die, and then you have to start it all over again... I am SOOOOOOO glad I got a 100 on that level, now I don't have to play it anymore... :) Yoshi's Island is easy to beat if you don't care about the scores, but getting all the 100's is a different story altogether...

PS: You play Extra 4 yet?.... It took me about 45 mins to beat the first time, and yet I never died on it.... You'll see what I mean if you get there........ *super-evil grin*

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario Mysteries

« on: April 18, 2002, 06:46:27 PM »

Why aren't you banned yet?

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario Mysteries

« on: April 17, 2002, 09:02:14 PM »

40-something. Why isn't Booster (SMRPG) in another Mario game? I think he deserves another game, if Square somehow obliges...

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Mario Chat / Re: Yoshi! Yoshi!

« on: April 17, 2002, 08:58:02 PM »

If he sux so bad in Mario Kart, How come, even after trying out EVERY character, All my best times come with him? (except in Super Circuit: I seem to do best with Toad...) I agree about him not being good in SSB, And All the characters in Mario Party are the same (but I still notice everyone fights over Yoshi) And I don't use him in Tetris Attack (I prefer Gargantua Blargg) BUT I GREATLY disagree that he is useless in SMW, How can you beat the game in 12 exits without him? Do you realize how hard it is to beat Funky without him (well, not very for me) Or, even harder, beat Tubular without a Blue Yoshi? (The P-balloons are SO annoying!) And don't get me started about the Cheese Bridge's 2nd exit....

However most of the games starring Yoshi (except for YI and Tetris Attack) are rather mediocre at best... but still, Yoshi is not as useless as you make him out to be.

SUMMARY: I agree that Yoshi a somewhat overrated (Am I the only one here who uses Yoshi in Mario Kart for reasons OTHER than "Beacause he's Yoshi"?) character (and the NC site lists him as a "Neglected Mario Character"... go figure.), but he is still my best character in certain Mario games (i.e., the Mario Karts) and I am VERY surprised that ANYONE can hate him. (CashCrazed, I am not saying you are wrong, and I respect your opinions, I am saying that I have NEVER seen anyone who hates Yoshi until now) And this summary dragged on for way too long. (stupid parentheses)

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General Chat / Re: Anti-Spam Association

« on: April 17, 2002, 08:40:05 PM »

I hate spam messages, I will join!

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Forum Games / Re: BOREDOM HAS STRUCK IT'S VICTIM!!!!

« on: April 17, 2002, 08:35:35 PM »

*Roshan returns from Taco Bell*

Roshan: Mmmmmmmmmm burritos... *jaw drops* Wow, a lot has happened in the 1/2 hour i was gone! There is a clone of me....
Return Roshan: Hi!
Roshan: Another clone of me with a Darth Vader helmet....
Darth Roshan: Join me!
Roshan: And 2 people I have never seen before....:
Cirus: Are you talking to me?
Ranma1/2: So YOU are the Roshan I have not read about in the previous posts...
Luigi: Hey! I finally got a line!
Roshan: And.... BILL HAS BEEN IMPALED?!?!?!?! Oh, no, now we can't Extra Warp to ummmmm..... wherever this story started!!!!! We will be stuck in Arizona forever! (or until this story ends) NOOOOOOOOOO! Well, a lot has happened, so I gotta think about what to do! *leaves the story once again*
Roshan doll: Prepare to die!
Darth Roshan: Shut up! *blows up the Roshan doll*
Fred: He blew up the Roshan doll! And where's Citrus man?

When will Roshan return?
Will they STILL be stuck in Arizona?
Why didn't Roshan kill Luigi?
What other surprises does the "Unknown Final Opponent" have in store for ANYONE?
Who is the "Unknown Final Opponent"?
Where is Citrus man?
Why didn't my Magic 8 ball work?
Will Cable04 EVER capitalize ANYTHING??? ;-)
And the most important question yet:
Who or what are Return Roshan and Darth Roshan fighting for?

Find out as I, the new announc---
00boo: DIE FREAK!!!! *CLICK CLICK BOOOOOOM!*
*the announcer dies*
-=-Please Stand By-=-


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Mario Chat / Re: FRIENDS!

« on: April 17, 2002, 07:57:27 PM »

Hey, who needs that site when you've got MY stupid comments!! *evil grin*

Wait, You AREN'T banned? oh well, you still have my stupid comments....

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Mario Chat / Re: Take The Survey!

« on: April 17, 2002, 07:54:32 PM »

1. Tetris Attack
2. SNES
3. Duh! (It is a 300 or so page book listing several dumb things people have done)
4. The Simpsons
5. Any math subject (10101010101010101 squared = 102030405060708090807060504030201)
6. ummmmmmm *Thinks* not sure
7. *no comment*
8. French Fries
9. Booster from SMRPG
10. Why am I taking this survey? Cuz I'm bored.

I'm STILL not saying who my favorite person on the forums is! NEVER!

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Forum Games / Re: BOREDOM HAS STRUCK IT'S VICTIM!!!!

« on: April 17, 2002, 06:45:25 PM »

*I apologize in advance for the short addition, but little has happened since I left*

Roshan: Of course there is a monkey! I killed him enough already! geez.... And besides: I can tell... that guy was trying to kill me....

In a hidden fort somewhere...
Unknown "Final" Opponent: <profuse swearing>!
They've killed the PosernatorST, The undercover announcer that I planned to use to waste them all 1 hour from now... The Evil Cable clone, and that secret agent I stationed in Arizona.... I will get you... I will get you sometime...

Fred: Where are we?
Roshan: Arizona...
Bill: Well, if we are stuck here, let's look around?
*They find nothing interesting*
All: Well, that was a boring adventure!
Roshan doll: Hi! I'm Roshan the Insane!
Roshan: That was a pointless episode...

*The teaser questions that were supposed to be here had to be omitted because the announcer/secret agent has been killed. Sorry.*

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Mario Chat / Re: CashCrazed Coin Rush(spiced up MP3 Duel Mode)

« on: April 16, 2002, 07:54:19 PM »

I'm here, but only in body: My mind has wandered off somewhere...

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Forum Games / Re: BOREDOM HAS STRUCK IT'S VICTIM!!!!

« on: April 16, 2002, 07:41:31 PM »

Roshan: grrrrrrr Bad hot dogs from Tucson *ugh* I didn't know my gender for a sec there.... (I'm a guy, if you still don't know) And I kept calling myself "Return Roshan"... Wait! Now I gotta kill the Posernator... *sudden realizaton* Cool! It's a doll that looks just like me! *grabs the doll out of Cable's hand and pulls the string*
Roshan doll: Hi! I'm Roshan the Insane!
Roshan: Yes, you are. *Pulls the string again*
Roshan doll: Prepare to die!
Roshan: That's the spirit! *evil grin*
PosernatorST: Are we gonna get on with it?
Roshan: Nope, I gotta ogle my doll, hey, Is that an Insane Steve doll with its head blown off? I've been trying to find out the Secret sayings forever now....
Cable04: We already did. They are "I can whip your @ss in Mario Kart!" and "Gimme some of that popcorn!"
Roshan: You ruined it!
PosernatorST: ENOUGH! I am getting sick of this! *attempts to hit Roshan with the Poser Attack, but Roshan dodges it while pulling the doll's strings.*
Several omitted for content battle scenes later:
Roshan: Heh, It said the popcorn one! Ok, now to lay waste with you! *brandishes... THE PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM!!!!*
PosernatorST: ARRRRRGH! It's the PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM!
Roshan: HAHAHA! I am UNSTOPPABLE!!!!
Insane Steve: Uh oh, lost my connection....
PosernatorST: HAHAHA! You are helpless without Insane Steve typing the story! Prepare to die!
Roshan doll: Prepare to die!
Fred: Sorry, but this doll is pretty neat!

Will Roshan survive without Insane Steve online? And will the Posern......

Insane Steve: Got my connection back! w00t!
Roshan: HA! Now I cannot be defeated! *stabs the PosernatorST with THE PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM*
PosernatorST: That didn't do much.
Roshan: Well, you'll see... just you wait! *leaves for a break, and to watch THE PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM do its stuff...*

27 mins later:

Roshan: that should do it....
PosernatorST: Nope, still nothing....
Roshan: ARRRRRRRRGH! That wasn't THE PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM, that was my other pen knife! NOOOOOOOOOO!
Roshan doll: Hi! I'm Roshan the Insane!
Roshan: grrrrrrrr, I know! *evil grin* I'm afraid I'll have to take out everyone, but I have NO CHOICE! *pulls out a shiny object that looks kinda like a Rubik's Cube* He begins to solve it...

Bill: Extra Attack! *freezes the PosernatorSt in time*

49 mins later:

Roshan: <profuse swearing> I will get this....

54 mins later:

Roshan: Finally finished!
Bill: I gotta get him out now, ya know the Eco Cent....
Roshan: yea, that thing....
Bill: gets him ouT
Roshan: *solves the cube* It begins ticking EVERYONE! USE THE EXTRA WARP!!!!
Everyone uses the extra warp except the Posernator....
They find themselves in Tucson, AZ...
00boo: I need a new spork.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
The Posernator gets destroyed.
Roshan: ok, let's warp back now....
Bill: I can't....

Will the entire cast be stuck in Tucson forever?
Is Roshan's journey finally over?
Now that the secret phrases have been found, will anyone care about the Insane Steve doll?
Does this story still have a plot?
Is this a new record for the amount of time Roshan has stayed in the story without leaving?
Will Luigi finally get a part?
Will anyone else get a fight?
Will this story ever end?
Why didn't I continue Cable's story?

I will now answer these questions with a Magic 8 Ball.

No.
Outlook Good.
Reply Hazy: Ask again later.
Outlook not so good.
Yes.
Concentrate and ask again later.
Definately.
Probably not.
No.

Although those question may or may not have been answered correctly, STILL tune in to the next episode of....

BORED-MK2 Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And remember:
Roshan Doll: Prepare to die!


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Forum Games / Re: BOREDOM HAS STRUCK IT'S VICTIM!!!!

« on: April 15, 2002, 07:12:27 PM »

Jay Resop, one of the main guys from NC, appears.

Jay: Huh? What are you NCs doing here? And shouldn't Roshan be here instead of me?
*booming voice* NO! Roshan is still laughing over how quick the demise of MarioSpiceMeat was.
Citrus Man: Who in the Vitamin C was that?
*booming voice* It is Insane Steve!
Ohhhhhhhh ya, Silence, I know you....
My name is NOT Silence! It is Steve, I think....
Jay: Well, I made your name Silence for some reason and...
Steve: SHUT UP! I am the writer of this post and I can alter your fates as i see fit! Observe! *Steve causes a rain of chainsaws to fall from the sky. One of them chops Jay Into 3 pieces*
Jay: owwwwwwwwwww
Capt. Churro: What is going on?
*the Guru of Veggies replaces Citrus Man with a bag of oranges* heh heh heh
Fred the Spanyard: Citrus Man! use your Citrusy attacks! *no reply*
The bag of oranges falls over, squishing Prof. Executrain.....
Prof.: owwwwwwwwww
Fred: Well done Citrus Man!
G o Veggies: hmmmmm I guess I will replace Fred with... ummmmmmm I have a Roshan doll... *replaces Fred with the Roshan doll*
All: Hey, Roshan came back!
*no reply*
GoV:hmmmmm *pulls the string on the doll's back*
Roshan Doll: Hi! I'm Roshan the Insane!
Capt. Churro: I think we know that.....
Jay (back from the dead for some reason): Who's Roshan?
The GoV pulls the string again...
Roshan Doll: Prepare to Die!
CC: Huh? aren't you our ally?
GoV: pulls the string again.
Roshan Doll: Hi! I'm Roshan the Insane!
Jay: Didn't you already say that? And where's Fred?
GoV: Stupid cheap doll only has 2 sayings! I can't understand why Roshan accepted such an inferior product!!!
Silen... errrrr.. Steve: What's going on here? A Roshan DOLL???? what's going to happen next? An Insane Steve doll?

*suddenly, the TV turns on.*

Are YOU bored with your crappy old toys? Well, from the makers of the Roshan the Insane doll, and The TV with only 2 channels, and thus proving how desperate we really are for ideas, it's.....

THE INSANE STEVE DOLL!!!!!!!

That's right kids! Just pull on the string and listen to such wonderful phrases like:

"There are 21 red coins in level Extra 3 of Yoshi's Island!" and
"My best lap in Frappe Snowland is 5.50 seconds!"
And 5 more wonderful phrases! And will YOU discover the 2 secret phrases? *eerie music*

It's the Insane Steve doll! Coming to a store near you! Sugg. price: $0.01-$4,999.99, depending on how much you like Insane Steve. And rembemer kids:

*annoying jingle music*
If you're finding your day
very very mundane,
Then liven it up with
Steve the Insane!

Steve: Wow, now they've really done it.

Will the NCs ever begin fighting? Will they ever realize what is going on? Where's Bill the Extra Guy? Will Roshan EVER return? And will he ever return for more than 1 post? Does anyone care? And what has become of Sakuya? Will the Insane Steve doll sell? (something tells me no, but ya never know....)

All these questions, and many, many more that I was too lazy to ask, may or may not be answered in the next minty fresh episode of:

BORED-MK2!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.

Edited by - Insane Steve on 4/15/2002 7:28:44 PM