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Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« on: April 09, 2008, 01:20:47 PM »
So... before I realized what an incredibly lame game Neopets was, I was on the forum there one day when I came across a topic about what not to do at Wal-Mart, often with humorous answers to the question...  so here we go, even if it is a rip-off.  I wonder what kind of twisted things Mario fans can think of...

I'll start out:

1. Push a cart down the aisle then jump on yelling "WHEEEEEE!"  This works best in front of the check out lanes.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2008, 01:34:17 PM »
2. Try and buy games there.
every

Vidgmchtr

« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2008, 01:37:29 PM »
I've purchased quite a few games from Wal-Mart, good ones that were sold out at places like Toys "R" Us and Best Buy.

Also I think this should be in Forum Games.
"Be yourself. Everyone else is taken."

goodie

  • Nike and Reebok
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2008, 01:43:11 PM »
3. Put on a cape and run down the aisles shouting, "Come Robin, To the Batcave!"
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SushieBoy

  • Giddy fangirl
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2008, 02:36:06 PM »
Play hide and seek or tag. It's very fun but risky.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

Kuromatsu

  • 黒松
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2008, 02:53:04 PM »
Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2008, 05:34:52 PM »
Be.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Super-Jesse

  • Unstoppable News Machine
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2008, 06:48:48 PM »
Quote from: Metal_Slug_Mario on April 09, 2008, 02:53:04 PM
Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

The above referenced post is full of epic win.
<Kojinka> When I saw this thread back on top, I was afraid this was gonna be another pointless bump by a new member, but when I saw Super-Jesse's username, my fears were laid to rest.

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2008, 07:23:11 PM »
Quote from: Glorb on April 09, 2008, 01:34:17 PM
2. Try and buy games there.
LOL

Quote from: Metal_Slug_Mario on April 09, 2008, 02:53:04 PM
Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
"The score is oogy to boogy."
"I already had boogy!"

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"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

missingno

  • ▄█ 'M ▓▒
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2008, 11:59:05 PM »
Quote from: Glorb on April 09, 2008, 01:34:17 PM
2. Try and buy games there.
I once got Fire Emblem: Sacred Stones and Klax/Marble Madness for GBA for six dollars.

Don't get me wrong, it's the worst port of MM I've ever played, but it's easily worth it for FE.
Ditto used Machop!

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2008, 11:09:37 AM »
7. Grab a melon from the produce section, go into a restroom stall (make sure there are plenty of people in the other stalls), make moaning noises and drop the melon in the toilet.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Keiji Dragon

« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2008, 09:56:52 PM »
Picking your nose.

dc804

« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2008, 12:02:36 PM »
get a job there
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

missingno

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« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2008, 04:32:00 PM »
Quote from: Turtlekid1 on April 10, 2008, 11:09:37 AM
7. Grab a melon from the produce section, go into a restroom stall (make sure there are plenty of people in the other stalls), make moaning noises and drop the melon in the toilet.

Or you could just sneak in a giant rock for better effects.
Ditto used Machop!

Super-Jesse

  • Unstoppable News Machine
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2008, 06:32:05 PM »
Buy a CD.
<Kojinka> When I saw this thread back on top, I was afraid this was gonna be another pointless bump by a new member, but when I saw Super-Jesse's username, my fears were laid to rest.

Lizard Dude

« Reply #15 on: April 18, 2008, 01:07:26 AM »
Murder little kids in the bathroom.

-LD

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #16 on: April 18, 2008, 07:01:19 AM »
Well, yes, that's definitely a biggie...
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

CrzyFlmngMnkyHead

« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2008, 08:55:09 PM »
Make a trail of tomato juice leading to one of the bathrooms.
"MY FAVORITE PART WAS WHEN RICK ASTLEY SAID HE'D NEVER LET ME DOWN" - Cosbydaf

kirbyman

  • Tourette's
« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2008, 05:07:22 AM »
In an aisle, yell "Attention K-Mart Shoppers!"

Luigalaxy

« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2008, 05:54:39 AM »
Use the DIY Checkout thing (I cant recall the real name). It's pathetic. It crashes pretty much a the time.

Jman

  • Score
« Reply #20 on: April 24, 2008, 04:56:54 PM »
Film a music video.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

kirbyman

  • Tourette's
« Reply #21 on: April 26, 2008, 07:53:22 AM »
YELL
THIS LOUD!!!

Okay, maybe you can do that...
I've seen  a lot of people do that,
and the employees don't seem to care.

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #22 on: April 26, 2008, 03:18:28 PM »
Walk swiftly around wearing an INS hat with a determined look on your face.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

dc804

« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2008, 08:13:55 PM »
work overtime
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #24 on: April 27, 2008, 06:06:36 AM »
Come out of the bathrooms with some toilet paper sticking out of your pants, approach an employee, and say, "I need some help in there."
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

dc804

« Reply #25 on: April 27, 2008, 09:46:56 AM »
leave your wallet there
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
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